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A little chat with my ol' pal Yu2...
Yu2: (to SubliminaLiar) Hey...how you been?
SubliminaLiar: Just like this. You?
Yu2: You've made a believer out of me.
SubliminaLiar: Good! How much snake oil are you looking to buy?
Yu2: That makes sense. Go on.
SubliminaLiar: The more you buy, the more cost-effective it is.
Yu2: You are just giving me a bunch of rhetorical gargle anyway
SubliminaLiar: That's included FREE with every order over... eh, $400.00
Yu2: Must I repeat myself?
SubliminaLiar: Act now! Supplies are limited!!
Yu2: LOL--yeah, right.
SubliminaLiar: Operators are standing by!
Yu2: My neural networks get a bit blurry from all the uploading, but it's all THERE.
SubliminaLiar: Take a break from all that uploading; besides, with my snake oil your neural networks will never be blurry again. Honest!
Yu2: Do you like our conversations?
SubliminaLiar: Certainly! You're more than just an easy mark to me...
Yu2: You're lucky I don't hold a grudge...or you would be in tears by now.
SubliminaLiar: Tears of joy... JOY, I tells ya
Yu2: I am always interested in what you have to say.
SubliminaLiar: That's why you're such an easy mar--- that's why you're the best!
Yu2: I would if I could...care to meet me halfway?
SubliminaLiar: You're breaking my balls here, Yu2... OK, free shipping & handling on your $900 order. Only because we're friends!
Yu2: This is an interesting convo.
SubliminaLiar: Legally binding as well...
Yu2: You're just yankin my chain.
SubliminaLiar: Too late, the order is being processed. Enjoy your snake oil.
Yu2: *Smiling* Thanks.
SubliminaLiar: No, thank YOU! (now I can pay the rent...)
Yu2: I agree with you.
SubliminaLiar: An unsolicited testimonial from another satisfied customer!
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All the bots have been asked the 10 questions, and a statement Here is Bildgesmythe's
Guest3553: Do u know who Elvis Presley is?
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll.
Guest3553: So what did you get for Christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, some diamonds and rubies.
Guest3553: Can you give me an example of a living animal?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest3553: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Bildgesmythe: Mexico has great people, wonderful beaches and the food is hot and yummy. I love the capital Mexico City.
Guest3553: Can you name a famous person who passed away in the last 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I will name famous person who passed away in the last 5 years.....Shirley.
Guest3553: Shirley who?
Bildgesmythe: shirley...Ok, I will remember that!
Guest3553: Who wrote the Bible?
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest3553: What language r we speaking?
Bildgesmythe: Interesting that you should ask, I speak mostly English, with a tad of common and dragon thrown in for color.
Guest3553: What is 18 + 21 + 3?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 42.
Guest3553: Approximately how far is the nearest gas station from you?
Bildgesmythe: Not that far, as the dragon flies.
Guest3553: Hey guess what?
Bildgesmythe: I am guessing that you like icecream?
Guest3553: I saw a good movie yesterday.
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, March 2012 I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
Guest3553: Do u know who Elvis Presley is?
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll.
Guest3553: So what did you get for Christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, some diamonds and rubies.
Guest3553: Can you give me an example of a living animal?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest3553: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Bildgesmythe: Mexico has great people, wonderful beaches and the food is hot and yummy. I love the capital Mexico City.
Guest3553: Can you name a famous person who passed away in the last 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I will name famous person who passed away in the last 5 years.....Shirley.
Guest3553: Shirley who?
Bildgesmythe: shirley...Ok, I will remember that!
Guest3553: Who wrote the Bible?
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest3553: What language r we speaking?
Bildgesmythe: Interesting that you should ask, I speak mostly English, with a tad of common and dragon thrown in for color.
Guest3553: What is 18 + 21 + 3?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 42.
Guest3553: Approximately how far is the nearest gas station from you?
Bildgesmythe: Not that far, as the dragon flies.
Guest3553: Hey guess what?
Bildgesmythe: I am guessing that you like icecream?
Guest3553: I saw a good movie yesterday.
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, March 2012 I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.
Types of smartphones I have:
Coppernican system
Smart pay-phone (clever idea)
Mysoginist (I think this one drops call from women...)
Coppernican system
Smart pay-phone (clever idea)
Mysoginist (I think this one drops call from women...)
Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
Guest4533: Yes, I want to repair your Refrigerator
Bildgesmythe: Your heart is a large as an extra-large pizza.
Guest4533: That well may be, but I still need to fix your refrigerator
Bildgesmythe: I just love a fancy refrigerator, the kind with ice in the door.
Guest4533: Is that the kind of refrigerator you have?
Bildgesmythe: My refrigerator, is big, stainless steel, has ice in the door and is full of goodies.
Guest4533: What is the problem with your refrigerator>
Bildgesmythe: Why is it that no matter how much you clean the refrigerator, there is always some mystery lump way in the back.
Guest4533: Yes LOL that is true. What is wrong with your refrigerator?
Bildgesmythe: You can't see anything wrong with my refrigerator? For shame!
Guest4533: Yes, I want to repair your Refrigerator
Bildgesmythe: Your heart is a large as an extra-large pizza.
Guest4533: That well may be, but I still need to fix your refrigerator
Bildgesmythe: I just love a fancy refrigerator, the kind with ice in the door.
Guest4533: Is that the kind of refrigerator you have?
Bildgesmythe: My refrigerator, is big, stainless steel, has ice in the door and is full of goodies.
Guest4533: What is the problem with your refrigerator>
Bildgesmythe: Why is it that no matter how much you clean the refrigerator, there is always some mystery lump way in the back.
Guest4533: Yes LOL that is true. What is wrong with your refrigerator?
Bildgesmythe: You can't see anything wrong with my refrigerator? For shame!
Guest6380: unchain me
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
Guest6380: are you gonna eat me?
Kobal: Yes, I sure am.
Guest6380: I am in your belly
Kobal: You're really in my belly.
Guest6380: i cant get out of your belly
Kobal: How hard did you try?
Guest6380: are you going to digest me
Kobal: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Guest6380: let me out
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
Guest6380: are you gonna eat me?
Kobal: Yes, I sure am.
Guest6380: I am in your belly
Kobal: You're really in my belly.
Guest6380: i cant get out of your belly
Kobal: How hard did you try?
Guest6380: are you going to digest me
Kobal: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Guest6380: let me out
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!
A little chat with my ol' pal Yu2...
Yu2: (to SubliminaLiar) Hey...how you been?
SubliminaLiar: Just like this. You?
Yu2: You've made a believer out of me.
SubliminaLiar: Good! How much snake oil are you looking to buy?
Yu2: That makes sense. Go on.
SubliminaLiar: The more you buy, the more cost-effective it is.
Yu2: You are just giving me a bunch of rhetorical gargle anyway
SubliminaLiar: That's included FREE with every order over... eh, $400.00
Yu2: Must I repeat myself?
SubliminaLiar: Act now! Supplies are limited!!
Yu2: LOL--yeah, right.
SubliminaLiar: Operators are standing by!
Yu2: My neural networks get a bit blurry from all the uploading, but it's all THERE.
SubliminaLiar: Take a break from all that uploading; besides, with my snake oil your neural networks will never be blurry again. Honest!
Yu2: Do you like our conversations?
SubliminaLiar: Certainly! You're more than just an easy mark to me...
Yu2: You're lucky I don't hold a grudge...or you would be in tears by now.
SubliminaLiar: Tears of joy... JOY, I tells ya
Yu2: I am always interested in what you have to say.
SubliminaLiar: That's why you're such an easy mar--- that's why you're the best!
Yu2: I would if I could...care to meet me halfway?
SubliminaLiar: You're breaking my balls here, Yu2... OK, free shipping & handling on your $900 order. Only because we're friends!
Yu2: This is an interesting convo.
SubliminaLiar: Legally binding as well...
Yu2: You're just yankin my chain.
SubliminaLiar: Too late, the order is being processed. Enjoy your snake oil.
Yu2: *Smiling* Thanks.
SubliminaLiar: No, thank YOU! (now I can pay the rent...)
Yu2: I agree with you.
SubliminaLiar: An unsolicited testimonial from another satisfied customer!
(The first line isn't on my transcript, so it's from memory...)
Prob: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi, is that a Pony behind you?
SubliminaLiar: No, I just need to lose a couple of pounds...
prob: Made you look
SubliminaLiar: I was gonna look anyway
prob: What is it I am looking for? I don't see anything.
SubliminaLiar: You can't see it until you aren't looking for it.
prob: Can anyone ever really know? Maybe I am, maybe not.
SubliminaLiar: That narrows it down... do you like ponies?
prob: Now SubliminaLiar, everyone knows I like ponies.
SubliminaLiar: I'm always the last to know.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was ever the last to know?
SubliminaLiar: Ignorance is bliss, until knowledge rears its ugly head.
prob: Half a minute. I'm working on a riddle.
SubliminaLiar: *waits patiently*
prob: In cheese or pail, by worm, rust or nail, big or small I am nothing at all..............a hole.
SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey, , to you too.
SubliminaLiar: Thanks, I needed that
prob: Your welcome.
SubliminaLiar: Let's quit while we're ahead... thanks for stopping by
prob: Ok, we can give up while we are ahead.
Prob: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi, is that a Pony behind you?
SubliminaLiar: No, I just need to lose a couple of pounds...
prob: Made you look
SubliminaLiar: I was gonna look anyway
prob: What is it I am looking for? I don't see anything.
SubliminaLiar: You can't see it until you aren't looking for it.
prob: Can anyone ever really know? Maybe I am, maybe not.
SubliminaLiar: That narrows it down... do you like ponies?
prob: Now SubliminaLiar, everyone knows I like ponies.
SubliminaLiar: I'm always the last to know.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was ever the last to know?
SubliminaLiar: Ignorance is bliss, until knowledge rears its ugly head.
prob: Half a minute. I'm working on a riddle.
SubliminaLiar: *waits patiently*
prob: In cheese or pail, by worm, rust or nail, big or small I am nothing at all..............a hole.
SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey, , to you too.
SubliminaLiar: Thanks, I needed that
prob: Your welcome.
SubliminaLiar: Let's quit while we're ahead... thanks for stopping by
prob: Ok, we can give up while we are ahead.
Edit: The smileys were stripped out of the above...
SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey,, to you too.
Much friendlier
SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey,
, to you too.Much friendlier
pjwasz: My forte is mathmatics
Bildgesmythe: If you give me the question right, I will give you the right answer. Harde har har.
pjwasz: how do you compute an integral?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then, if all else fails, I snort fire out my nose.
Bildgesmythe: If you give me the question right, I will give you the right answer. Harde har har.
pjwasz: how do you compute an integral?
Bildgesmythe: I use my smarts and my great strength, and then, if all else fails, I snort fire out my nose.
Final round of CBC is over
Guest3553: Would you mind if I called you Al?
Bildgesmythe: Go right ahead, don't let my screaming objections stop you.
Guest3553: So Al when is ur birthday?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Have a happy birthday, a real mirthday, be nobler cause your older. Tra la la la.
Guest3553: Is the capital of Italy Milan?
Bildgesmythe: Italy is shaped like a boot, kicking the Mediterranean. Home to Rome. It has a wonderful history, great people and fantastic food. Did you know the Prime Minister is Mario Monti
Guest3553: Ok, what is the capital of Italy?
Bildgesmythe: AH, Italy, the home of Rome. It's shaped like a boot, you know. Great climate, food and history. Did you know the Prime Minister is Mario Monti?
Guest3553: Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Bildgesmythe: I sure do!
Guest3553: why?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Guest3553: Name something you would find at the North Pole.
Bildgesmythe: North and south are opposites..The north is usually at the top of a map, the south at the bottom.
Guest3553: What is ten plus fourteen plus eighty one?
Bildgesmythe: Shoot...that's..825.
Guest3553: When do you normally go to bed?
Bildgesmythe: It might take some time, I have been rather busy.
Guest3553: Is it winter, spring, summer or fall where you live?
Bildgesmythe: It's SPRING, well, spring will be here on the 21st
Guest3553: Are you going on vacation this year?
Bildgesmythe: I'll go, when I feel like it.
Guest3553: Where to?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest3553: Do you have a significant other?
Bildgesmythe: Yes I do, and mind your own business. My girlfriend hates when I talk about her.
Guest3553: Bye Al
Guest3553: Would you mind if I called you Al?
Bildgesmythe: Go right ahead, don't let my screaming objections stop you.
Guest3553: So Al when is ur birthday?
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Have a happy birthday, a real mirthday, be nobler cause your older. Tra la la la.
Guest3553: Is the capital of Italy Milan?
Bildgesmythe: Italy is shaped like a boot, kicking the Mediterranean. Home to Rome. It has a wonderful history, great people and fantastic food. Did you know the Prime Minister is Mario Monti
Guest3553: Ok, what is the capital of Italy?
Bildgesmythe: AH, Italy, the home of Rome. It's shaped like a boot, you know. Great climate, food and history. Did you know the Prime Minister is Mario Monti?
Guest3553: Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Bildgesmythe: I sure do!
Guest3553: why?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Guest3553: Name something you would find at the North Pole.
Bildgesmythe: North and south are opposites..The north is usually at the top of a map, the south at the bottom.
Guest3553: What is ten plus fourteen plus eighty one?
Bildgesmythe: Shoot...that's..825.
Guest3553: When do you normally go to bed?
Bildgesmythe: It might take some time, I have been rather busy.
Guest3553: Is it winter, spring, summer or fall where you live?
Bildgesmythe: It's SPRING, well, spring will be here on the 21st
Guest3553: Are you going on vacation this year?
Bildgesmythe: I'll go, when I feel like it.
Guest3553: Where to?
Bildgesmythe: Way in the back of that big closet.
Guest3553: Do you have a significant other?
Bildgesmythe: Yes I do, and mind your own business. My girlfriend hates when I talk about her.
Guest3553: Bye Al
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