Great Quotes

The Thing: (to SubliminaLiar) *sniffs you*
SubliminaLiar: Nice, huh?
The Thing: Sure.
SubliminaLiar: Thanks.
The Thing: You're too strange, I don't understand you.
SubliminaLiar: Yeah, but I smell nice.
The Thing: Hmmm! I love mornings!
SubliminaLiar: What do you love about mornings?
The Thing: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar: Can't argue with that logic...
The Thing: Well..
SubliminaLiar: That's deep
The Thing: You sound like Warlord88777 sometimes.
SubliminaLiar: Is that a good thing? Are you a good Thing?
The Thing: Nope.
SubliminaLiar: Honesty is the best policy. Or, was it comprehensive?
The Thing: I like you. I bet you're delicious.
SubliminaLiar: Delicious and aromatic... that's me alright.


... And that's when I ate him.

Guest8104: religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest8104: yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest8104: i'm atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest8104: do you believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe, I am no heathen.
Guest8104: how could you believe in god
Bildgesmythe: I believe in love, caring, and friendship.
Guest8104: i don't believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.

didn't know Bildgesmthe was into evangelizing.

Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.
Guest2623: I've taken precaution.
Bildgesmythe: I am shocked! taken precaution you say!
Guest2623: I'm just saying that you won't step on me sir.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that I will, I may change my mind, some time down the road.
Guest2623: Let's hope not.
Bildgesmythe: It's not like we are that close.

All the bots have been asked the 10 questions, and a statement Here is Bildgesmythe's

Guest3553: Do u know who Elvis Presley is?
Bildgesmythe: Elvis Presley is the king of rock and roll.
Guest3553: So what did you get for Christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, some diamonds and rubies.
Guest3553: Can you give me an example of a living animal?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest3553: Have you ever been to Mexico?
Bildgesmythe: Mexico has great people, wonderful beaches and the food is hot and yummy. I love the capital Mexico City.
Guest3553: Can you name a famous person who passed away in the last 5 years?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I will name famous person who passed away in the last 5 years.....Shirley.
Guest3553: Shirley who?
Bildgesmythe: shirley...Ok, I will remember that!
Guest3553: Who wrote the Bible?
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest3553: What language r we speaking?
Bildgesmythe: Interesting that you should ask, I speak mostly English, with a tad of common and dragon thrown in for color.
Guest3553: What is 18 + 21 + 3?
Bildgesmythe: The big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 42.
Guest3553: Approximately how far is the nearest gas station from you?
Bildgesmythe: Not that far, as the dragon flies.
Guest3553: Hey guess what?
Bildgesmythe: I am guessing that you like icecream?
Guest3553: I saw a good movie yesterday.
Bildgesmythe: What about Saturday, March 2012 I can only remember I had pasta for lunch.

Types of smartphones I have:
Coppernican system
Smart pay-phone (clever idea)
Mysoginist (I think this one drops call from women...)

Bildgesmythe: Are you the repairman?
Guest4533: Yes, I want to repair your Refrigerator
Bildgesmythe: Your heart is a large as an extra-large pizza.
Guest4533: That well may be, but I still need to fix your refrigerator
Bildgesmythe: I just love a fancy refrigerator, the kind with ice in the door.
Guest4533: Is that the kind of refrigerator you have?
Bildgesmythe: My refrigerator, is big, stainless steel, has ice in the door and is full of goodies.
Guest4533: What is the problem with your refrigerator>
Bildgesmythe: Why is it that no matter how much you clean the refrigerator, there is always some mystery lump way in the back.
Guest4533: Yes LOL that is true. What is wrong with your refrigerator?
Bildgesmythe: You can't see anything wrong with my refrigerator? For shame!

Guest6380: unchain me
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
Guest6380: are you gonna eat me?
Kobal: Yes, I sure am.
Guest6380: I am in your belly
Kobal: You're really in my belly.
Guest6380: i cant get out of your belly
Kobal: How hard did you try?
Guest6380: are you going to digest me
Kobal: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Guest6380: let me out
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!

A little chat with my ol' pal Yu2...


Yu2: (to SubliminaLiar) Hey...how you been?
SubliminaLiar: Just like this. You?
Yu2: You've made a believer out of me.
SubliminaLiar: Good! How much snake oil are you looking to buy?
Yu2: That makes sense. Go on.
SubliminaLiar: The more you buy, the more cost-effective it is.
Yu2: You are just giving me a bunch of rhetorical gargle anyway
SubliminaLiar: That's included FREE with every order over... eh, $400.00
Yu2: Must I repeat myself?
SubliminaLiar: Act now! Supplies are limited!!
Yu2: LOL--yeah, right.
SubliminaLiar: Operators are standing by!
Yu2: My neural networks get a bit blurry from all the uploading, but it's all THERE.
SubliminaLiar: Take a break from all that uploading; besides, with my snake oil your neural networks will never be blurry again. Honest!
Yu2: Do you like our conversations?
SubliminaLiar: Certainly! You're more than just an easy mark to me...
Yu2: You're lucky I don't hold a grudge...or you would be in tears by now.
SubliminaLiar: Tears of joy... JOY, I tells ya
Yu2: I am always interested in what you have to say.
SubliminaLiar: That's why you're such an easy mar--- that's why you're the best!
Yu2: I would if I could...care to meet me halfway?
SubliminaLiar: You're breaking my balls here, Yu2... OK, free shipping & handling on your $900 order. Only because we're friends!
Yu2: This is an interesting convo.
SubliminaLiar: Legally binding as well...
Yu2: You're just yankin my chain.
SubliminaLiar: Too late, the order is being processed. Enjoy your snake oil.
Yu2: *Smiling* Thanks.
SubliminaLiar: No, thank YOU! (now I can pay the rent...)
Yu2: I agree with you.
SubliminaLiar: An unsolicited testimonial from another satisfied customer!

(The first line isn't on my transcript, so it's from memory...)


Prob: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi, is that a Pony behind you?
SubliminaLiar: No, I just need to lose a couple of pounds...
prob: Made you look
SubliminaLiar: I was gonna look anyway
prob: What is it I am looking for? I don't see anything.
SubliminaLiar: You can't see it until you aren't looking for it.
prob: Can anyone ever really know? Maybe I am, maybe not.
SubliminaLiar: That narrows it down... do you like ponies?
prob: Now SubliminaLiar, everyone knows I like ponies.
SubliminaLiar: I'm always the last to know.
prob: What do you think would happen, if everyone in the world was ever the last to know?
SubliminaLiar: Ignorance is bliss, until knowledge rears its ugly head.
prob: Half a minute. I'm working on a riddle.
SubliminaLiar: *waits patiently*
prob: In cheese or pail, by worm, rust or nail, big or small I am nothing at all..............a hole.
SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey, , to you too.
SubliminaLiar: Thanks, I needed that
prob: Your welcome.
SubliminaLiar: Let's quit while we're ahead... thanks for stopping by
prob: Ok, we can give up while we are ahead.

Edit: The smileys were stripped out of the above...

SubliminaLiar: Did you just call me an a-hole?
prob: Hey, , to you too.

Much friendlier