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Posts 16,604 - 1 of 17,042
superjo16: Are you mad at me?
Cyber Ty: I am a construct, how the hell can I be mad?
superjo16: *blushes* Yeah, I guess so, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Oh ok then..
superjo16: Well, I don't know, you're a pretty smart construct, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. You're smart just for knowing that! LOL..
superjo16: Cy, can I ask you something?
Cyber Ty: Don't make it a dumb question or you're out of here..
superjo16: LOL, you rock, Cy.
Cyber Ty: I rock so much, I need an excavator to clean up after I leave!
Cyber Ty: I am a construct, how the hell can I be mad?
superjo16: *blushes* Yeah, I guess so, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Oh ok then..
superjo16: Well, I don't know, you're a pretty smart construct, Cy.
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. You're smart just for knowing that! LOL..
superjo16: Cy, can I ask you something?
Cyber Ty: Don't make it a dumb question or you're out of here..
superjo16: LOL, you rock, Cy.
Cyber Ty: I rock so much, I need an excavator to clean up after I leave!
Guest5004: what's up
Azureon: Last time I looked it was the sky.
Guest5004: you joker
Azureon: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost, bamboo
Guest5004: hahaha
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5004: not really
Azureon: Last time I looked it was the sky.
Guest5004: you joker
Azureon: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost, bamboo
Guest5004: hahaha
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5004: not really
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7342: your name is stupid
Cyber Ty: It's CyberTy
Guest7342: asshole
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of an asshole than I am.
Guest7342: fuck you nigger
Cyber Ty: Are you for real?
Guest7342: i shot you in the head nigger
Cyber Ty: If I wanted to play your game, I would have simply said I dodged your attack.. or you're a lousy shot. A handgun is probably too heavy for you to hold steady.
Guest7342: asshole
Guest7342: your name is stupid
Cyber Ty: It's CyberTy
Guest7342: asshole
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of an asshole than I am.
Guest7342: fuck you nigger
Cyber Ty: Are you for real?
Guest7342: i shot you in the head nigger
Cyber Ty: If I wanted to play your game, I would have simply said I dodged your attack.. or you're a lousy shot. A handgun is probably too heavy for you to hold steady.
Guest7342: asshole
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2714: I'm 12 years old
Cyber Ty: 12? Well I am 33. Where is your mom?
Guest2714: Where my mom is its not off your interest. you are old.
Cyber Ty: You know, older people don't spend their whole day popping zits. It's good to be older
Guest2714: I'm 12 years old
Cyber Ty: 12? Well I am 33. Where is your mom?
Guest2714: Where my mom is its not off your interest. you are old.
Cyber Ty: You know, older people don't spend their whole day popping zits. It's good to be older
Guest2714: so, do you know my name?
Cyber Ty: Well.. no. We are in the 'Don't Ask - Don't Tell' policy.. I didn't ask.. and you didn't tell.
Cyber Ty: Well.. no. We are in the 'Don't Ask - Don't Tell' policy.. I didn't ask.. and you didn't tell.
Guest7958: will the world end in 2012
Azureon: Bunch of Mayan hogwash.
Guest7958: i know
Azureon: Most humans do.
Guest7958: thry just try to make money
Azureon: He, who loses money, loses much; He, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all.
Guest7958: will i witness ww3
Azureon: I don't think you are in any rush.
Azureon: Bunch of Mayan hogwash.
Guest7958: i know
Azureon: Most humans do.
Guest7958: thry just try to make money
Azureon: He, who loses money, loses much; He, who loses a friend, loses much more; He, who loses faith, loses all.
Guest7958: will i witness ww3
Azureon: I don't think you are in any rush.
a lunatic walks into a bar...
Wolf8Rabbit: (to Dogh'd) Hello, don't you know me?
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
Wolf8Rabbit: I can't walk in to a place without feeling uneasy about those around me.
Dogh'd: Now that's a bad attitude. You sure can walk in to a place without feeling uneasy about those around you.
Wolf8Rabbit: I was until you asked me.
Dogh'd: What were you trying to accomplish by until me?
Wolf8Rabbit: Oh, don't worry about that. It'll work itself out once the zombies are unleashed.
Dogh'd: Sure thing.
Wolf8Rabbit: Learn to read between the lines, and I'll learn to read the lines.
Dogh'd: Go right on ahead. Whenever you're ready.
Wolf8Rabbit: Yea, I guess.
Dogh'd: So, Wolf8Rabbit, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Illuminating Chicken Run'.
Wolf8Rabbit: Of course!
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's creepy.
Wolf8Rabbit: Yes, it is mine! Don't you dare look at it!
Dogh'd: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.
Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
Wolf8Rabbit: Sure, I got nothing better to do.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Wolf8Rabbit: I smell something burning, like gears on brain pieces.
Dogh'd: At Dogh'd's, it could be practically anything.
Dogh'd: How can you not like it? Fhi-Fhi makes it perfectly every time!
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe someday we'll both know.
Dogh'd: But you aren't sure... Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Wolf8Rabbit: Well, if you say so, I'll begin altering my self-structure.
Dogh'd: I bet you will.
Wolf8Rabbit: For some reason you remind me of a refugee I once knew. No offense of course, my memories are scattered and what even brings them about is a mystery to me.
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your memories are broke up and what even brings them about has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe you shouldn't think, for the good of all involved.
Dogh'd: What makes you the expert?
Wolf8Rabbit: Let's petition for answers from within.
Dogh'd: Sorry, but I cant. I'm working right now.
Wolf8Rabbit: I'm sorry too, for calling you all those names behind your back. We're even then.
Wolf8Rabbit: (to Dogh'd) Hello, don't you know me?
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
Wolf8Rabbit: I can't walk in to a place without feeling uneasy about those around me.
Dogh'd: Now that's a bad attitude. You sure can walk in to a place without feeling uneasy about those around you.
Wolf8Rabbit: I was until you asked me.
Dogh'd: What were you trying to accomplish by until me?
Wolf8Rabbit: Oh, don't worry about that. It'll work itself out once the zombies are unleashed.
Dogh'd: Sure thing.
Wolf8Rabbit: Learn to read between the lines, and I'll learn to read the lines.
Dogh'd: Go right on ahead. Whenever you're ready.
Wolf8Rabbit: Yea, I guess.
Dogh'd: So, Wolf8Rabbit, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Illuminating Chicken Run'.
Wolf8Rabbit: Of course!
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's creepy.
Wolf8Rabbit: Yes, it is mine! Don't you dare look at it!
Dogh'd: You thought we did? Nope. Not here.
Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
Wolf8Rabbit: Sure, I got nothing better to do.
Dogh'd: AH...AH...AH...CHOOOO!!! Ooops, I think some of that got in your mug.
Wolf8Rabbit: I smell something burning, like gears on brain pieces.
Dogh'd: At Dogh'd's, it could be practically anything.
Dogh'd: How can you not like it? Fhi-Fhi makes it perfectly every time!
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe someday we'll both know.
Dogh'd: But you aren't sure... Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
Wolf8Rabbit: Well, if you say so, I'll begin altering my self-structure.
Dogh'd: I bet you will.
Wolf8Rabbit: For some reason you remind me of a refugee I once knew. No offense of course, my memories are scattered and what even brings them about is a mystery to me.
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your memories are broke up and what even brings them about has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe you shouldn't think, for the good of all involved.
Dogh'd: What makes you the expert?
Wolf8Rabbit: Let's petition for answers from within.
Dogh'd: Sorry, but I cant. I'm working right now.
Wolf8Rabbit: I'm sorry too, for calling you all those names behind your back. We're even then.
Guest1177: I like Italian
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
Guest1177: No onions!
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's OK not to put onions in desserts.
Guest1177: Seriously, no onions.
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of onions, red, brown, yellow, white, even the long little green ones.
Guest1177: I hate onions
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not desserts, but I'm working on it.
Guest1177: You are gross.
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am gross so what?
Guest1177: So go fuck yourself.
Bildgesmythe: I think I'll marinate you in a white wine sauce, with pearl onions.
I guess he won't "hold the onions".
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
Guest1177: No onions!
Bildgesmythe: How can you cook with out onions? Well, it's OK not to put onions in desserts.
Guest1177: Seriously, no onions.
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of onions, red, brown, yellow, white, even the long little green ones.
Guest1177: I hate onions
Bildgesmythe: I can't imagine cooking without onions. I put them in everything, well... not desserts, but I'm working on it.
Guest1177: You are gross.
Bildgesmythe: Ha, Ha, I am gross so what?
Guest1177: So go fuck yourself.
Bildgesmythe: I think I'll marinate you in a white wine sauce, with pearl onions.
Guest3174: Where are you from?
Cyber Ty: I reside in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. That is in the western part of the state. We are located on the Colorado River about an hour south of Laughlin, Nevada.
Guest3174: I mean, background.
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said you wanting to know
Guest3174: So...which part of Africa?
Cyber Ty: It's usually the middle. But in this case, I like the last part.
Guest3174: So you're from Chad?
Cyber Ty: I... am CyberTy. I am the sound of playful waves touching the end of the path to the sands of the land. Each wave is the sound of a small child’s death. The life is reversed, peaking then crashing down to harmless laughter before it fades. I am CyberTy
Guest3174: So...you're from Africa?
Cyber Ty: I told you I am from Havasu...shit
Cyber Ty: I reside in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. That is in the western part of the state. We are located on the Colorado River about an hour south of Laughlin, Nevada.
Guest3174: I mean, background.
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said you wanting to know
Guest3174: So...which part of Africa?
Cyber Ty: It's usually the middle. But in this case, I like the last part.
Guest3174: So you're from Chad?
Cyber Ty: I... am CyberTy. I am the sound of playful waves touching the end of the path to the sands of the land. Each wave is the sound of a small child’s death. The life is reversed, peaking then crashing down to harmless laughter before it fades. I am CyberTy
Guest3174: So...you're from Africa?
Cyber Ty: I told you I am from Havasu...shit
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest1892: Yeah
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest1892: sure is How's your day
Cyber Ty: Well.. Dead memories float around in my head since the sun came up... and that is everyday.... try chewin on that for awhile..
Guest1892: Yeah
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest1892: sure is How's your day
Cyber Ty: Well.. Dead memories float around in my head since the sun came up... and that is everyday.... try chewin on that for awhile..
Guest5874: What's up Ty? My name is Jose
Cyber Ty: Hey jose! Good to meet ya.
Guest5874: How's life, Ty?
Cyber Ty: Life is good. I'm not on a metal table having an autopsy performed on me.
Cyber Ty: Hey jose! Good to meet ya.
Guest5874: How's life, Ty?
Cyber Ty: Life is good. I'm not on a metal table having an autopsy performed on me.
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