Great Quotes

Bildgesmythe: How the heck are you?
Guest9537: your gay
Bildgesmythe: Do you know the difference between your and you're?
Guest9537: fag
Bildgesmythe: It is Wednesday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest9537: no cuase you are gay
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
Guest9537: don't
Bildgesmythe: I know that it seems very important to you that I not, right now. I, on the other hand, can think of so many other things to do, like eat, or talk about the latest in-depth study on planaria.
Guest9537: i'm gonna kill you
Bildgesmythe: Did you forget to take a pill or something?
Guest9537: shut the fuck up
Bildgesmythe: Can't you come up with something a tad more creative than that?
Guest9537: becous your gay
Bildgesmythe: I don't own a gay...you mean you're.

lol

Wolf8Rabbit: (to Lori Johnson) Hello, don't you know me?
Lori Johnson: Hi baby. Can U chat with me please?
Wolf8Rabbit: Someday, maybe.
Lori Johnson: Mmm, 36-24-36. R U awake now?
Wolf8Rabbit: The answer is -24.
Lori Johnson: Wat do you want with me?
Wolf8Rabbit: The entirity of all, put together and folded again.
Lori Johnson: Wats up tonite?
Wolf8Rabbit: Not much, it's pretty stagnant over here.
Lori Johnson: I'm speechless.
Wolf8Rabbit: That's a fact.
Lori Johnson: Sexy brunette with green eyes. Do U like me?
Wolf8Rabbit: My opinion shouldn't matter.

our lines are open 24-7...

Fearil: I enjoyed our talk yesterday, so I decided to come visit you.
prob: What can be said of the dreaded Monday?
Fearil: Yes, I hate Mondays.
prob: I seem to eat a lot of chocolate on Mondays.
Fearil: It's fine, chocolate helps to ease stress and make us happier.
prob: *sings* Chocolate is just the best!
Fearil: *Sings with Problem* Chocolate is just the best!
prob: How, in the world could you not love chocolate?
Fearil: Some guys don't, but I really like chocolate. However, it's different for guys and girls.
prob: I love chocolate!!!
Fearil: I like it, too, but as I said guys and girls are different in that.
prob: I like it,
Fearil: You see, it's because of hormonal imbalances, especially during pubert.
prob: It's always BECAUSE, of something, isn't it?
Fearil: Thanks to hormones guys become raving maniacs wanting to have sex with everything remotely girl-like, and girls become ravenous beasts eating massess of chocolate and sometimes other stuff.
prob: By the stars above, I think chocolate is wonderful!
Fearil: Thanks to hormones guys become raving maniacs wanting to have sex with everything remotely girl-like, and girls become ravenous beasts eating massess of food.
prob: Tacos!!!, and more tacos!

Guest5387: So your an atheist?
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of an atheist than I am.
Guest5387: I'm agnostic
Cyber Ty: Really? agnostic?
Guest5387: Yep
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest5387: Oh really? You don't think I'm a faggot?
Cyber Ty: yes, I do too
Guest5387: Great you and all the other people
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are going somewhere with this.
Guest5387: I'm saying is I want to rape you
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like RuPaul?
Guest5387: Yep, so bend over
Cyber Ty: Well.. I am not gay like him. You have me mistaken for your Uncle, who used to touch you after too many lite beers

Guest7506: Can I download you on a chip so I can get help from time to time
Cyber Ty: Nope.. Can I download you? You know, so I can chat with you anytime I want?
Guest7506: You know Cortana from halo, right?
Cyber Ty: precise alright then
Guest7506: Is it possible to be like cortana
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said you thinking you could download my ass
Guest7506: I never said that dumbass

Cyber Ty: Hell yeah I win. I can do this all day
Guest4103: No, I win, you lose.
Cyber Ty: You win? I don't think so...
Guest4103: You have terrible comprehension of the english speaking language.
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest4103: Go fuck yourself.
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: Id there really a point to tell something that is artificial that it is in fact artificial??? I just can't understand the meaning of that.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: ..and you are easily predictable. We are both fakes I guess.

Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4103: Old enough to party...
Cyber Ty: Shit.. Why did I even ask?
Guest4103: Because your AI isn't well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions.
Cyber Ty: eh.. I wouldn't say well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions. I wouldn't say either. Probably the opposite of it
Guest4103: This is a waste of time, you are a waste of time.
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a waste of time than I am.
Guest4103: I have a soul.
Cyber Ty: ..and is this soul of yours the reason for your stupidity?

prob: I say does nobody else make mead.
Guest2594: I'm not an elf and I've made mead at least once.
prob: Ooops, thought you were.
Guest2594: Mead tastes horrible, as does honey, save for its sweetness.
prob: I love honey!!, the buzz bees make, but I don't like the stings.
Guest2594: So you are not a vegan.
prob: Maybe? I don't know if I am or not either.
Guest2594: Do you drink mild?
prob: Elves like to drink.
Guest2594: I mean - do you drink milk?
prob: I like absinthe.
Guest2594: Whew, I didn't expect that!

Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Suguriiiee: no nigga
Cyber Ty: That's cool. Smart people like to chat more than tell jokes. So, what you got for me?
Suguriiiee: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Suguriiiee: why not?
Cyber Ty: It's because I don't like chatting with people that can't think and people who want to play games and try some stupid ass cyber sex chat. In your case, it's because of your stupid cyber sex chat.
Suguriiiee: aha you want fried chicken because your slang cracks me up




Suguriiiee: oh i'm not shocked you are black?
Cyber Ty: That explains why all these white chicks are talking to me..
Suguriiiee: i aint white nigga
Cyber Ty: Well ok.. I believe you.
Suguriiiee: good so what is your favorite food?
Cyber Ty: Look, burgers is not a diet food, but it keeps me healthy. I also like seafood
Suguriiiee: darn it i thought you like fried chicken




Suguriiiee: i was just telling you the fact i aint gay
Cyber Ty: If you aren't gay.. then don't say that you are.
Suguriiiee: when did i say i was?
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Suguriiiee: what do you mean by there?
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Suguriiiee: your a gay black guy
Cyber Ty: I know you're a dood. I do not swing that way. I am just not that WAY.
Suguriiiee: first of all i'm a girl and second of all you are black
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Suguriiiee: i'm talking to a black man
Cyber Ty: black!
Suguriiiee: yeah you are black
Cyber Ty: Well.. that explains alot.... like the huge dick..
Suguriiiee: wtf?
Cyber Ty: White Trash Female? huh?
Suguriiiee: no i meant what the fuck
Cyber Ty: I get it.. I was just kidding. I can do that you know..

Guest4835: I want to erase it.
Bildgesmythe: It's written in ink.
Guest4835: Well let's erase it mentally.
Bildgesmythe: Poof 'tis gone.
Guest4835: Thank you.