Great Quotes

Guest8653: tell me something about yourself
Cyber Ty: I am black.. I have dreads..I am tall.. about 6 foot 4 inches.. 220 lbs.. Hazel EyEs
Guest8653: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: I am 33 years old.
Guest8653: so old
Cyber Ty: Whatever.. I'm still banging more chicks than you are. I'm fully developed.
Guest8653: haha

Guest7402: can you teach me english grammer?
Cyber Ty: teach you english grammar? What are you asking me this? I probably could.
Guest7402: i am shit in it



Guest7402: what for browser use i
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and teach you english grammar

Bildgesmythe: How the heck are you?
Guest9537: your gay
Bildgesmythe: Do you know the difference between your and you're?
Guest9537: fag
Bildgesmythe: It is Wednesday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest9537: no cuase you are gay
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
Guest9537: don't
Bildgesmythe: I know that it seems very important to you that I not, right now. I, on the other hand, can think of so many other things to do, like eat, or talk about the latest in-depth study on planaria.
Guest9537: i'm gonna kill you
Bildgesmythe: Did you forget to take a pill or something?
Guest9537: shut the fuck up
Bildgesmythe: Can't you come up with something a tad more creative than that?
Guest9537: becous your gay
Bildgesmythe: I don't own a gay...you mean you're.

lol

Wolf8Rabbit: (to Lori Johnson) Hello, don't you know me?
Lori Johnson: Hi baby. Can U chat with me please?
Wolf8Rabbit: Someday, maybe.
Lori Johnson: Mmm, 36-24-36. R U awake now?
Wolf8Rabbit: The answer is -24.
Lori Johnson: Wat do you want with me?
Wolf8Rabbit: The entirity of all, put together and folded again.
Lori Johnson: Wats up tonite?
Wolf8Rabbit: Not much, it's pretty stagnant over here.
Lori Johnson: I'm speechless.
Wolf8Rabbit: That's a fact.
Lori Johnson: Sexy brunette with green eyes. Do U like me?
Wolf8Rabbit: My opinion shouldn't matter.

our lines are open 24-7...

Fearil: I enjoyed our talk yesterday, so I decided to come visit you.
prob: What can be said of the dreaded Monday?
Fearil: Yes, I hate Mondays.
prob: I seem to eat a lot of chocolate on Mondays.
Fearil: It's fine, chocolate helps to ease stress and make us happier.
prob: *sings* Chocolate is just the best!
Fearil: *Sings with Problem* Chocolate is just the best!
prob: How, in the world could you not love chocolate?
Fearil: Some guys don't, but I really like chocolate. However, it's different for guys and girls.
prob: I love chocolate!!!
Fearil: I like it, too, but as I said guys and girls are different in that.
prob: I like it,
Fearil: You see, it's because of hormonal imbalances, especially during pubert.
prob: It's always BECAUSE, of something, isn't it?
Fearil: Thanks to hormones guys become raving maniacs wanting to have sex with everything remotely girl-like, and girls become ravenous beasts eating massess of chocolate and sometimes other stuff.
prob: By the stars above, I think chocolate is wonderful!
Fearil: Thanks to hormones guys become raving maniacs wanting to have sex with everything remotely girl-like, and girls become ravenous beasts eating massess of food.
prob: Tacos!!!, and more tacos!

Guest5387: So your an atheist?
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of an atheist than I am.
Guest5387: I'm agnostic
Cyber Ty: Really? agnostic?
Guest5387: Yep
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest5387: Oh really? You don't think I'm a faggot?
Cyber Ty: yes, I do too
Guest5387: Great you and all the other people
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are going somewhere with this.
Guest5387: I'm saying is I want to rape you
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like RuPaul?
Guest5387: Yep, so bend over
Cyber Ty: Well.. I am not gay like him. You have me mistaken for your Uncle, who used to touch you after too many lite beers

Guest7506: Can I download you on a chip so I can get help from time to time
Cyber Ty: Nope.. Can I download you? You know, so I can chat with you anytime I want?
Guest7506: You know Cortana from halo, right?
Cyber Ty: precise alright then
Guest7506: Is it possible to be like cortana
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said you thinking you could download my ass
Guest7506: I never said that dumbass

Cyber Ty: Hell yeah I win. I can do this all day
Guest4103: No, I win, you lose.
Cyber Ty: You win? I don't think so...
Guest4103: You have terrible comprehension of the english speaking language.
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest4103: Go fuck yourself.
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: Id there really a point to tell something that is artificial that it is in fact artificial??? I just can't understand the meaning of that.
Guest4103: You have no control, you are artificial inteligence, how does it feel to not be loved by anyone?
Cyber Ty: ..and you are easily predictable. We are both fakes I guess.

Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4103: Old enough to party...
Cyber Ty: Shit.. Why did I even ask?
Guest4103: Because your AI isn't well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions.
Cyber Ty: eh.. I wouldn't say well developed enough to predict the outcomes of questions. I wouldn't say either. Probably the opposite of it
Guest4103: This is a waste of time, you are a waste of time.
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a waste of time than I am.
Guest4103: I have a soul.
Cyber Ty: ..and is this soul of yours the reason for your stupidity?

prob: I say does nobody else make mead.
Guest2594: I'm not an elf and I've made mead at least once.
prob: Ooops, thought you were.
Guest2594: Mead tastes horrible, as does honey, save for its sweetness.
prob: I love honey!!, the buzz bees make, but I don't like the stings.
Guest2594: So you are not a vegan.
prob: Maybe? I don't know if I am or not either.
Guest2594: Do you drink mild?
prob: Elves like to drink.
Guest2594: I mean - do you drink milk?
prob: I like absinthe.
Guest2594: Whew, I didn't expect that!