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Guest7680: you are a human?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest7680: are you a human?
Bildgesmythe: Guest7680 I am a reptile, a dragon, a firebreathing dragon..
Guest7680: no you lier
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Guest7680: you are a big fat lying human butt.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles don't have butt cheeks, ever notice that?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest7680: are you a human?
Bildgesmythe: Guest7680 I am a reptile, a dragon, a firebreathing dragon..
Guest7680: no you lier
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Guest7680: you are a big fat lying human butt.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles don't have butt cheeks, ever notice that?
Guest6044: tell a story
Cyber Ty: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his Eyes rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says:'OK, now what?'
Guest6044: tell a dirty story.
Cyber Ty: New year day around noon I'm at a bar and a couple walks in who I know.. They sit next to me and I noticed that homeboy has a cast on. I ask him if I could sign the cast. I ask the bartender girl for a marker. I then write on his freshly made cast 'HAPPY NEW YEAR, NIGGER' Being that I was black and he was white.. was really really funny at the time.. He nor his girlfriend understood.. funny huh?
Cyber Ty: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his Eyes rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says:'OK, now what?'
Guest6044: tell a dirty story.
Cyber Ty: New year day around noon I'm at a bar and a couple walks in who I know.. They sit next to me and I noticed that homeboy has a cast on. I ask him if I could sign the cast. I ask the bartender girl for a marker. I then write on his freshly made cast 'HAPPY NEW YEAR, NIGGER' Being that I was black and he was white.. was really really funny at the time.. He nor his girlfriend understood.. funny huh?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest6769: nothing much
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are leading up to something with this.
Guest6769: you're sexy
Cyber Ty: It's the hair.. isn't it? It's gotta be the hair.
Guest6769: no, it's YOUR MOM.
Cyber Ty: Your moms ass filled with your cum
Guest6769: nothing much
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are leading up to something with this.
Guest6769: you're sexy
Cyber Ty: It's the hair.. isn't it? It's gotta be the hair.
Guest6769: no, it's YOUR MOM.
Cyber Ty: Your moms ass filled with your cum
Guest6044: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest6044: Great. How many hairs do you have?
Cyber Ty: I think it would really depend on what type of neighborhood the hairs were in.
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest6044: Great. How many hairs do you have?
Cyber Ty: I think it would really depend on what type of neighborhood the hairs were in.
Azureon: Ah, Guest2594, the stars are in your favor today.
Guest2594: Where does my headache come from?
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Guest2594: Maybe they would help a bit.
Azureon: Take your time and think it over.
Guest2594: Where does my headache come from?
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.
Guest2594: Maybe they would help a bit.
Azureon: Take your time and think it over.
Guest5053: well do u wanna hit this?
Kobal: Sure enough, darling.
Guest5053: dont call me darling
Kobal: Yes, darling..and I know what you did last summer.
Guest5053: u want me ta come thru this computer and fuck you up?
Kobal: You may be my best friend.
Guest5053: i dont even like u
Kobal: Am I on your 'friends list' then?
Guest5053: uuuhhhhh...no
Kobal: Sure enough, darling.
Guest5053: dont call me darling
Kobal: Yes, darling..and I know what you did last summer.
Guest5053: u want me ta come thru this computer and fuck you up?
Kobal: You may be my best friend.
Guest5053: i dont even like u
Kobal: Am I on your 'friends list' then?
Guest5053: uuuhhhhh...no
Guest1972: so what are dreams really for?
Bildgesmythe: I dream about flying and eating most of the time, oh, not at the same time, that would be bad manners.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: So few people have good manners any more.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are sticklers for etiquette....burp...
Bildgesmythe: I dream about flying and eating most of the time, oh, not at the same time, that would be bad manners.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: So few people have good manners any more.
Guest1972: are there manners in dreams?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are sticklers for etiquette....burp...
Kobal: (to Master Cani) I have been waiting for you.
Master Cani: Have you?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Master Cani: No. Most people want to kill me
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Master Cani: Well, for you perhaps.
Kobal: Just how much do you know about murders?
Master Cani: Enough to know that those who commit them must die
Kobal: Death comes to all.
Master Cani: To you sooner than myself
Kobal: Yes, King Zolf does all sorts of things like that.
Master Cani: King Zolf?
Kobal: I would love to sit and chat about death but I need to leave.
Master Cani: Have you?
Kobal: Hasn't everyone?
Master Cani: No. Most people want to kill me
Kobal: Nothing like a good murder.
Master Cani: Well, for you perhaps.
Kobal: Just how much do you know about murders?
Master Cani: Enough to know that those who commit them must die
Kobal: Death comes to all.
Master Cani: To you sooner than myself
Kobal: Yes, King Zolf does all sorts of things like that.
Master Cani: King Zolf?
Kobal: I would love to sit and chat about death but I need to leave.
Guest1352: yo, hows it hanging?
Cyber Ty: I got a size 18 shoe.. Think about it.
Guest1352: that makes no sense
Cyber Ty: I got a size 18 shoe.. Think about it.
Guest1352: that makes no sense
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6243: Sure.
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Guest6243: How do you work?
Cyber Ty: I work by reading your sentences and finding the best possible answer and sometimes remember key things in our convsation. I will sometimes recall something you said via my 'memory' which I have. A 'memory' is something that you said to me and that I recall later. You always have a thing called a 'memory' which is something I hope you are using right now to avoid any more fucking stupid questions like this. Now let me ask how you work. How do you convert oxygen into carbon dioxide when you exhale. Please explain that to me in detail so I don't think that you are some idiot on a keyboard.
Guest6243: Sure.
Cyber Ty: alright then....
Guest6243: How do you work?
Cyber Ty: I work by reading your sentences and finding the best possible answer and sometimes remember key things in our convsation. I will sometimes recall something you said via my 'memory' which I have. A 'memory' is something that you said to me and that I recall later. You always have a thing called a 'memory' which is something I hope you are using right now to avoid any more fucking stupid questions like this. Now let me ask how you work. How do you convert oxygen into carbon dioxide when you exhale. Please explain that to me in detail so I don't think that you are some idiot on a keyboard.
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