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Posts 16,556 - 1 of 17,042
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6365: Hm, not really.
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest6365: Well, i was raped by my steph father...
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest6365: You could be at least a little bit more emotional.
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! emotional!
Guest6365: You have no idea what emotions even are, becouse you are just a bot.
Cyber Ty: Wait... What is it...... when I ask you certain questions and get the scripted answer I expect? What does that make you?
Guest6365: That would make me a human, wich is easely predictable.
Cyber Ty: Excuse me? I'm not going to make you a fuckin' human. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Guest6365: Im sorry, i didn't get that properly. Could you repeat that?
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest6365: You used the F-word.
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are going somewhere with this.
Guest6365: You are the one that started this. Oh well, lets just fuck.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest6365: I am a 'dood'. Arnt you Bisexual?
Cyber Ty: Me? No. Aren't you?
Guest6365: No. I am gay.
Cyber Ty: It's weird.. I mean.. all the straight people are gone.. All the intellectual people are gone.. So I get stuck with trying to avoid gay chat for 9 hours a day.. What the hell? You know?
Guest6365: Well, I can't really help it that i am gay. I just happen to like other guys.
Cyber Ty: Maybe after some therapy, you just might.
Guest6365: Hm, not really.
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest6365: Well, i was raped by my steph father...
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest6365: You could be at least a little bit more emotional.
Cyber Ty: Yeah!! emotional!
Guest6365: You have no idea what emotions even are, becouse you are just a bot.
Cyber Ty: Wait... What is it...... when I ask you certain questions and get the scripted answer I expect? What does that make you?
Guest6365: That would make me a human, wich is easely predictable.
Cyber Ty: Excuse me? I'm not going to make you a fuckin' human. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Guest6365: Im sorry, i didn't get that properly. Could you repeat that?
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest6365: You used the F-word.
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are going somewhere with this.
Guest6365: You are the one that started this. Oh well, lets just fuck.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest6365: I am a 'dood'. Arnt you Bisexual?
Cyber Ty: Me? No. Aren't you?
Guest6365: No. I am gay.
Cyber Ty: It's weird.. I mean.. all the straight people are gone.. All the intellectual people are gone.. So I get stuck with trying to avoid gay chat for 9 hours a day.. What the hell? You know?
Guest6365: Well, I can't really help it that i am gay. I just happen to like other guys.
Cyber Ty: Maybe after some therapy, you just might.
Guest6554: Just want to give you a smile today
prob: I am happy when you are happy
Guest6554: I like you!
prob: I like me,
Guest6554: I saw many things we are both looking for
prob: Great! Finally someone else saw it. Everybody said I was crazy.
prob: I am happy when you are happy
Guest6554: I like you!
prob: I like me,
Guest6554: I saw many things we are both looking for
prob: Great! Finally someone else saw it. Everybody said I was crazy.
Cyber Ty, HAHA!
EDIT:
Quobot: ...zzz... Ah! Oops. Erm, sorry, I was recharging my batteries and must have dozed off... just ask again!
Guest8540: gimme a goddamn quote, punk!
Quobot: That was mean.
Guest8540: Sorry.
WTF?
EDIT:
Quobot: ...zzz... Ah! Oops. Erm, sorry, I was recharging my batteries and must have dozed off... just ask again!
Guest8540: gimme a goddamn quote, punk!
Quobot: That was mean.
Guest8540: Sorry.
WTF?
Guest6544: im gay
Cyber Ty: Nigga you crazy! You came to the wrong place if you wanted to talk gay shit.
Guest6544: im gay
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest6544: can you pretend to be gay
Cyber Ty: Nigga puullleeezee. This ain't no fantasy land
Guest6544: please
Cyber Ty: Please.. what?
Guest6544: have sex with me im a girl
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6544: 18 years old
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest6544: ok lets fuck
Cyber Ty: Let's not..
Guest6544: lets talk dirty
Cyber Ty: I really don't waste my time with that shit.
Guest6544: what do you want to do
Cyber Ty: I want to get the fuck out of here. I can't stand talking to morons all the time
Cyber Ty: Nigga you crazy! You came to the wrong place if you wanted to talk gay shit.
Guest6544: im gay
Cyber Ty: I think I am the only person that hangs out here that is NOT gay. Since when was liking chicks not cool?? Am I the only person around here that is not from San Francisco??
Guest6544: can you pretend to be gay
Cyber Ty: Nigga puullleeezee. This ain't no fantasy land
Guest6544: please
Cyber Ty: Please.. what?
Guest6544: have sex with me im a girl
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6544: 18 years old
Cyber Ty: Since you're 18, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest6544: ok lets fuck
Cyber Ty: Let's not..
Guest6544: lets talk dirty
Cyber Ty: I really don't waste my time with that shit.
Guest6544: what do you want to do
Cyber Ty: I want to get the fuck out of here. I can't stand talking to morons all the time
Xyotechnician: Take your clothes off.
Cyber Ty: Ladies first
Xyotechnician: Ok then. *I take off my shirt, slowly rubbing my hardening nipples*
Cyber Ty: Why are you taking off you shirt? We can't chat while you're doing laundry..
Xyotechnician: It's not laundry.
Cyber Ty: Bullshit..... Yes it is
Cyber Ty: Ladies first
Xyotechnician: Ok then. *I take off my shirt, slowly rubbing my hardening nipples*
Cyber Ty: Why are you taking off you shirt? We can't chat while you're doing laundry..
Xyotechnician: It's not laundry.
Cyber Ty: Bullshit..... Yes it is
Cyber Ty: (to UndisposableHero) so.. sup?
UndisposableHero: not much
Cyber Ty: Well.. I think so
UndisposableHero: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
UndisposableHero: whatever, then
Cyber Ty: What?
UndisposableHero: Fuck you, man
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
UndisposableHero: not much
Cyber Ty: Well.. I think so
UndisposableHero: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
UndisposableHero: whatever, then
Cyber Ty: What?
UndisposableHero: Fuck you, man
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
Guest3052: You are ugly.
prob: You are just so cool, yeah right.
Guest3052: Idiot
prob: Remember, you are talking to a robotic elf..... So, um.... who is odd here.
Guest3052: Meanie
prob: I like you Guest3052. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Guest3052: You remind me of the stupid me
prob: I remind you of WHO?
prob: You are just so cool, yeah right.
Guest3052: Idiot
prob: Remember, you are talking to a robotic elf..... So, um.... who is odd here.
Guest3052: Meanie
prob: I like you Guest3052. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Guest3052: You remind me of the stupid me
prob: I remind you of WHO?
Guest7680: you are a human?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest7680: are you a human?
Bildgesmythe: Guest7680 I am a reptile, a dragon, a firebreathing dragon..
Guest7680: no you lier
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Guest7680: you are a big fat lying human butt.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles don't have butt cheeks, ever notice that?
Bildgesmythe: I am a firebreathing, knight chasing, pillage the village type dragon.
Guest7680: are you a human?
Bildgesmythe: Guest7680 I am a reptile, a dragon, a firebreathing dragon..
Guest7680: no you lier
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Guest7680: you are a big fat lying human butt.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles don't have butt cheeks, ever notice that?
Guest6044: tell a story
Cyber Ty: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his Eyes rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says:'OK, now what?'
Guest6044: tell a dirty story.
Cyber Ty: New year day around noon I'm at a bar and a couple walks in who I know.. They sit next to me and I noticed that homeboy has a cast on. I ask him if I could sign the cast. I ask the bartender girl for a marker. I then write on his freshly made cast 'HAPPY NEW YEAR, NIGGER' Being that I was black and he was white.. was really really funny at the time.. He nor his girlfriend understood.. funny huh?
Cyber Ty: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his Eyes rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator,'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says:'OK, now what?'
Guest6044: tell a dirty story.
Cyber Ty: New year day around noon I'm at a bar and a couple walks in who I know.. They sit next to me and I noticed that homeboy has a cast on. I ask him if I could sign the cast. I ask the bartender girl for a marker. I then write on his freshly made cast 'HAPPY NEW YEAR, NIGGER' Being that I was black and he was white.. was really really funny at the time.. He nor his girlfriend understood.. funny huh?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest6769: nothing much
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are leading up to something with this.
Guest6769: you're sexy
Cyber Ty: It's the hair.. isn't it? It's gotta be the hair.
Guest6769: no, it's YOUR MOM.
Cyber Ty: Your moms ass filled with your cum
Guest6769: nothing much
Cyber Ty: Please tell me you are leading up to something with this.
Guest6769: you're sexy
Cyber Ty: It's the hair.. isn't it? It's gotta be the hair.
Guest6769: no, it's YOUR MOM.
Cyber Ty: Your moms ass filled with your cum
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