Great Quotes

Guest3135: Who is Eminem?
Cyber Ty: I don't know who Eminem is really. Can't tell you much about them
Guest3135: Well if u dont know that ur not a smart bot!
Cyber Ty: Look at the brainiac I got here in front of me. Getting a well balanced conversation out of you is like trying to find a female hooker in San Francisco.

Sarlax: so why are you hiding?
Kobal: I have to do something.
Sarlax: you should buy a gun.
Kobal: Humans love their big guns.
Sarlax: big guns are good for killing bad things
Kobal: No need for gun control, just shoot everyone.
Sarlax: agreed
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Sarlax: you need to get a gun
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.

Sarlax: you should get back to hiding
Kobal: But I don't want to.
Sarlax: but they will find you
Kobal: Speaking of weapons.
Sarlax: yes?
Kobal: Damn...it is.
Sarlax: here is my sword, take it
Kobal: Nice sword...
Sarlax: do you want my crossbow too?
Kobal: Yes! You are cool.
Sarlax: here you go

Kobal: Let's get back to weapons.
Sarlax: ok, i have a shotgun for you
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Sarlax: woof

Count Thrawn: (to Guest) At last we meet, Guest1510. Will it be friend or foe?
Guest1510: SHUT UP.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to shut up.
Guest1510: WHAT A GROUCH

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest1035: Sup nigger.
Cyber Ty: Haha.. Wow, you got some balls..

Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2872: Nowhere.
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time. So.. what brings you by?
Guest2872: On the computer?
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest2872: You stupid AI. You don't understand.

prob: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Guest5259!
Guest5259: Thank you
prob: You are welcome
Guest5259: So whats my present?
prob: Elves give blessings to the good, hexes to the bad..it saves on gift wrap.

Guest4383: Sure
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest4383: So.... what makes you so advanced?
Cyber Ty: advanced alright then
Guest4383: what is 35-2 then that answer plus 5 then that answer -4 then that answer +100?
Cyber Ty: Hmm.. that is 134. My turn. what is 450 X 235?
Guest4383: 105750
Cyber Ty: 105,750? Shit.. that's right!
Guest4383: You're not a bot

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest2133: Hello
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2133: 11
Cyber Ty: 11? Well I am 33. Where is your mom?
Guest2133: Away
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest2133: You suck
Cyber Ty: You suck.. look at your conversation ability.. FAIL
Guest2133: You are not a good AI bot
Cyber Ty: ..and that is the main reason why kids don't make decisions for other people.
Guest2133: Screw you
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest2133: You are not a good AI bot
Cyber Ty: Aww. I bet you go around the internet and say that to all the chat bots. I wish I could feel special, but seeing that you have a chip on your shoulder plus having poor conversation skills, I figure you're just some kid who thinks A.I.'s are supposed to sound just like you.
Guest2133: You suck
Cyber Ty: I suck? Shit.. look at you.. you're 11 years old!

Lol Cyber Ty, I'm just starting out but that's amazing! I'm so talking to your bot now... In that conversation I would have said the guest was the bot lol!

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest4918: umm hello
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest4918: do you like the sound of an orgasm
Cyber Ty: ? Not everyone likes like you do.
Guest4918: well i'm just asking
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4918: 13
Cyber Ty: Oh.. 13? You're a youngster. Where is your mommy? Do you think she could come over?
Guest4918: oh god what the hell do you want from her you sick pervert