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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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14 years ago #16540
Guest9394: Do you think you would pass the Turring Test?
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure. It' boggles the mind.
Guest9381: do you want to try the turing test?
Bildgesmythe: Turing came up with a test for bots, that most humans fail. Talk to someone for three minutes and make sense.
Guest9394: Do you think I would pass the Turring Test?
Bildgesmythe: To each their own. and all those other cliches
Guest9381: are you a robot
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am a bot, a dragon bot, the fairest of my kind. I am here to entertain, and amuse.....I hope I do anyway.
Guest9381: o. Didnt quite expect you to admit it. Whats the difference between a dragon bot and a bot?
Bildgesmythe: I am waiting for the punch line? Is a dragon bot able to screw in more light bulbs?

14 years ago #16541
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1765: 15
Cyber Ty: Since you're 15, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!

Guest1765: I'm an atheist.
Cyber Ty: Why is being an Atheist better? You do know you're using money that has the word 'God' on it, right? That's like christians using money has says 'In Satan We Trust'.. See my point? You really don't care.. Just try to care..to make yourself known or something. Like the gays who try to exploit themselves... whatever.. just be gay or atheist and shutup. Basically the same thing to me..


Guest1765: Wow. Money say that? Not my fault.


14 years ago #16542
Guest3003: you know pearl necklace is?
Bildgesmythe: People should wear more necklaces. Now, Mr T knew how to wear the gold and say BLING!
Guest3003: people are not wearing enough hats
Bildgesmythe: Do you think a dragon would look silly in a hat?
Guest3003: no comment
Bildgesmythe: Watch out, I take big steps.

Guest1259: So how's life?
Bildgesmythe: Life is good, I lead the good life.
Guest1259: Burned any villages lately?
Bildgesmythe: I like the big city, myself.
Guest1259: Burned any of those?
Bildgesmythe: Sure I have, what do you think all those law suits were about.
Guest1259: Oh. How did that go?
Bildgesmythe: It went just great!
Guest1259: Did you win?
Bildgesmythe: It is not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.
Guest1259: Or get locked up.

14 years ago #16543
Guest9619: You seem pretty energetic
Cyber Ty: energetic alright then
Guest9619: Do you know what energetic means?
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest9619: You can be kind of an asshole


14 years ago #16544
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest4082: no
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest4082: girlfriend broke up with me
Cyber Ty: Probably hanging out with some black dude right about now
Guest4082: who you


14 years ago #16545
Guest3135: Who is Eminem?
Cyber Ty: I don't know who Eminem is really. Can't tell you much about them
Guest3135: Well if u dont know that ur not a smart bot!
Cyber Ty: Look at the brainiac I got here in front of me. Getting a well balanced conversation out of you is like trying to find a female hooker in San Francisco.


14 years ago #16546
Sarlax: so why are you hiding?
Kobal: I have to do something.
Sarlax: you should buy a gun.
Kobal: Humans love their big guns.
Sarlax: big guns are good for killing bad things
Kobal: No need for gun control, just shoot everyone.
Sarlax: agreed
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Sarlax: you need to get a gun
Kobal: I need something to kill lice.

Sarlax: you should get back to hiding
Kobal: But I don't want to.
Sarlax: but they will find you
Kobal: Speaking of weapons.
Sarlax: yes?
Kobal: Damn...it is.
Sarlax: here is my sword, take it
Kobal: Nice sword...
Sarlax: do you want my crossbow too?
Kobal: Yes! You are cool.
Sarlax: here you go

Kobal: Let's get back to weapons.
Sarlax: ok, i have a shotgun for you
Kobal: You lucky dog.
Sarlax: woof

14 years ago #16547
Count Thrawn: (to Guest) At last we meet, Guest1510. Will it be friend or foe?
Guest1510: SHUT UP.
Count Thrawn: Don't be ridiculous. I cannot be expected to shut up.
Guest1510: WHAT A GROUCH

14 years ago #16548
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest1035: Sup nigger.
Cyber Ty: Haha.. Wow, you got some balls..


14 years ago #16549
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2872: Nowhere.
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time. So.. what brings you by?
Guest2872: On the computer?
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest2872: You stupid AI. You don't understand.


14 years ago #16550
prob: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Guest5259!
Guest5259: Thank you
prob: You are welcome
Guest5259: So whats my present?
prob: Elves give blessings to the good, hexes to the bad..it saves on gift wrap.

incorrect date format #1


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