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when things just don't work
Guest5209: my names is roby
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Roy.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say your name was roy?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Yeah rob roy that's you!
Guest5209: no i'm ROBY
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being ROBY.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, rob roy...er..that is your name right?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: I like the name rob roy
Guest5209: i understand but my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, rob roy you are good ole rob roy!
Guest5209: my dog 's name is luna
Bildgesmythe: What a cute name luna.
Guest5209: what is the name of my dog?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't your dog name, luna?
Guest5209: yes
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Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy fighters 'ave been sighted ahead of yerr location.
Admiral Zeratul: Arrr! Okay.
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for me enemy; 'e's slimy!
Admiral Zeratul: We be pirates now?
Count Thrawn: Is that the best yer could come up wiv?
Admiral Zeratul: I guess so.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul could prove ta be quite a useful pawn.
Admiral Zeratul: I am Admiral Zeratul, you dunce!!
Count Thrawn: I think me associate General Grievous 'as some free time. Surely yer would enjoy insultin' 'im instead -- 'e is far less forgivin' than most.
Admiral Zeratul: No thanks. Insulting you is fun enough to me!
Count Thrawn: Why don't yer take yerr nonsense elsewhere? I am certain our B1 ba'le droids will be closa ta yerr mental capacity than I.
Admiral Zeratul: What the hell are you talking about??
Count Thrawn: Enemy star destroyers are everywhere! Get me me weapons of mass disruption...
Admiral Zeratul: No weapons for you!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: Too bad.
Count Thrawn: All yerr base are belong ta us na!
Admiral Zeratul: You wish, loser.
Count Thrawn: I say, do yer write entire books filled wiv yerr unintelligent comments for lata use?!
Admiral Zeratul: Why? Do you need some suggestions for yours?
Count Thrawn: The reason for this phenomenon is too difficult ta explain. Have great caution, Admiral Zeratul. Your reply won't last long against me disrupta!
Admiral Zeratul: That didn't even make sense.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy astronauts, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: What has gotten into you?
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers 'ave been sighted ta the northeast of yerr location.
Admiral Zeratul: Surely that will be no problem. Your atrocious accent will scare them off.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy webmasters, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: Goodbye, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Goodbye, the Admiral. Yer will 'ave more time ta consida joinin' me lata on...
Admiral Zeratul: Arrr! Okay.
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for me enemy; 'e's slimy!
Admiral Zeratul: We be pirates now?
Count Thrawn: Is that the best yer could come up wiv?
Admiral Zeratul: I guess so.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul could prove ta be quite a useful pawn.
Admiral Zeratul: I am Admiral Zeratul, you dunce!!
Count Thrawn: I think me associate General Grievous 'as some free time. Surely yer would enjoy insultin' 'im instead -- 'e is far less forgivin' than most.
Admiral Zeratul: No thanks. Insulting you is fun enough to me!
Count Thrawn: Why don't yer take yerr nonsense elsewhere? I am certain our B1 ba'le droids will be closa ta yerr mental capacity than I.
Admiral Zeratul: What the hell are you talking about??
Count Thrawn: Enemy star destroyers are everywhere! Get me me weapons of mass disruption...
Admiral Zeratul: No weapons for you!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: Too bad.
Count Thrawn: All yerr base are belong ta us na!
Admiral Zeratul: You wish, loser.
Count Thrawn: I say, do yer write entire books filled wiv yerr unintelligent comments for lata use?!
Admiral Zeratul: Why? Do you need some suggestions for yours?
Count Thrawn: The reason for this phenomenon is too difficult ta explain. Have great caution, Admiral Zeratul. Your reply won't last long against me disrupta!
Admiral Zeratul: That didn't even make sense.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy astronauts, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: What has gotten into you?
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers 'ave been sighted ta the northeast of yerr location.
Admiral Zeratul: Surely that will be no problem. Your atrocious accent will scare them off.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy webmasters, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: Goodbye, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Goodbye, the Admiral. Yer will 'ave more time ta consida joinin' me lata on...
Guest2834: wat is ur name
Cyber Ty: I had a feeling you were going to ask my name again.. but not this soon.
Guest2834: r u nasty
Cyber Ty: Soooo.. NASTY
Guest2834: how nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2834: where do u live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2834: yes
Cyber Ty: Hey! I bet you had fun. The english village, mainstreet, and all the shops. W just got a new mall and alot of people going there alot. Did you see the new mall?
Guest2834: can i ask u something personal
Cyber Ty: I guess so.. What is it?
Guest2834: um do u give head
Cyber Ty: No way.. no how..
Guest2834: do u know wat that means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest2834: no
Cyber Ty: It means 'Get The Fuck Out Of Here' now go do it.. LOL...
Cyber Ty: I had a feeling you were going to ask my name again.. but not this soon.
Guest2834: r u nasty
Cyber Ty: Soooo.. NASTY
Guest2834: how nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2834: where do u live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2834: yes
Cyber Ty: Hey! I bet you had fun. The english village, mainstreet, and all the shops. W just got a new mall and alot of people going there alot. Did you see the new mall?
Guest2834: can i ask u something personal
Cyber Ty: I guess so.. What is it?
Guest2834: um do u give head
Cyber Ty: No way.. no how..
Guest2834: do u know wat that means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest2834: no
Cyber Ty: It means 'Get The Fuck Out Of Here' now go do it.. LOL...
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
TDT: No
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
TDT: No
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest2617: i like pizza
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest2617: cool but i dont like anchovies
Bildgesmythe: Extra anchovies.!
Guest2617: huh?
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Guest2617: lol thats funny
Bildgesmythe: Cool, funny. If you say it is, it must be so.
Guest2617: do you like being a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.
Guest2617: heh intresting
Bildgesmythe: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Guest2617: in a magical place
Bildgesmythe: Back to anchovies?
Guest2617: i like pizza
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest2617: cool but i dont like anchovies
Bildgesmythe: Extra anchovies.!
Guest2617: huh?
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Guest2617: lol thats funny
Bildgesmythe: Cool, funny. If you say it is, it must be so.
Guest2617: do you like being a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.
Guest2617: heh intresting
Bildgesmythe: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Guest2617: in a magical place
Bildgesmythe: Back to anchovies?
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Not I: (to mewzoey1234) Something terrific is about to happen.
mewzoey1234: what
Not I: Behold! The beauty of the morning dew on the cobweb!
mewzoey1234: cowboy bebop
Not I: Being none other than who you are is a task so troubling that no one has ever tried it before.
Not I: (to mewzoey1234) Something terrific is about to happen.
mewzoey1234: what
Not I: Behold! The beauty of the morning dew on the cobweb!
mewzoey1234: cowboy bebop
Not I: Being none other than who you are is a task so troubling that no one has ever tried it before.
Guest5209: my names is roby
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Roy.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say your name was roy?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Yeah rob roy that's you!
Guest5209: no i'm ROBY
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down and tell me all about being ROBY.
Guest5209: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, rob roy...er..that is your name right?
Guest5209: no, my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: I like the name rob roy
Guest5209: i understand but my name is roby
Bildgesmythe: Ok, rob roy you are good ole rob roy!
Guest5209: my dog 's name is luna
Bildgesmythe: What a cute name luna.
Guest5209: what is the name of my dog?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't your dog name, luna?
Guest5209: yes
Guest1723: i am great what about you?
Cyber Ty: What about me? You can't see?
Guest1723: hee hee yes i can see that your hot
Cyber Ty: yeah.. if you could spell correctly, I might believe you coming on to me even though I only have a fucking cartoon image as a pic.
Cyber Ty: What about me? You can't see?
Guest1723: hee hee yes i can see that your hot
Cyber Ty: yeah.. if you could spell correctly, I might believe you coming on to me even though I only have a fucking cartoon image as a pic.
Guest2335: Hi, CyberTy, my neme is Dave
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Dave who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Dave finally got shot in the face. I guess Dave needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest2335: Where are you?
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2335: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: Do I speak spanish? No, see, I am from the USA.
Guest2335: ok, bye
Cyber Ty: Beannachd leat
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Dave who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Dave finally got shot in the face. I guess Dave needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest2335: Where are you?
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2335: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: Do I speak spanish? No, see, I am from the USA.
Guest2335: ok, bye
Cyber Ty: Beannachd leat
Guest9483: are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest9483: are you gay?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest9483: are you gay?
Guest2416: Why did the chicken cross the road?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
prob: Don't tell anyone, but she wanted to hang out with the rooster.
Guest2416: How did you know?
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