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Guest1715: can you teach me magic?
Azureon: So you want to apprentice with me? You can start by cleaning the castle, feeding the bats, grooming the rats, and mopping the floor.
Guest1715: *cleens castle, feeds bats, grooms rats, and mopps floor*
Azureon: I simply adore bats, I have several as pets. I find them much cuter that birds, though they don't sing as well.
Guest1715: so now will you teach me magic
Azureon: You have to apprentice before you learn magic, you can start by cleaning up the castle.
Guest1715: i already did
Azureon: Are you trying to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Guest1715: impress you
Azureon: I don't impress easily, I do get confused rather quickly, however.
Guest1715: i am god
Azureon: You aren't even a minor deity!
Guest1715: *shoots fireball at Azureon*
Azureon: So you want to apprentice with me? You can start by cleaning the castle, feeding the bats, grooming the rats, and mopping the floor.
Guest1715: *cleens castle, feeds bats, grooms rats, and mopps floor*
Azureon: I simply adore bats, I have several as pets. I find them much cuter that birds, though they don't sing as well.
Guest1715: so now will you teach me magic
Azureon: You have to apprentice before you learn magic, you can start by cleaning up the castle.
Guest1715: i already did
Azureon: Are you trying to impress me, confuse me, or drive me insane.
Guest1715: impress you
Azureon: I don't impress easily, I do get confused rather quickly, however.
Guest1715: i am god
Azureon: You aren't even a minor deity!
Guest1715: *shoots fireball at Azureon*
Sonora: Watch where you're pointing that thing! Sure, it's only wood, but I'm only eight inches long!
Fizzy Schizoid: My, we are having a bit of a power trip aren't we?
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane attractive center.
Fizzy Schizoid: You mean you didn't already know that?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so glad you didn't. That could have been the end of the coconut industry as we know it.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you. Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Nah. I don't know ya well enough yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's weird, you knew yesterday. You must have forgotten. Or maybe I accidentally crossed over into an alternate timeline.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Someday Ecolo will see the light and realize that he ought to like pollution.
Sonora: Sending Osiris to the desert will be more amusing than a red-hot defoliator in Prague!
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Sonora: Should you believe me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Probably, but it sounds like a lot of work.
Sonora: Ummm, no, that was my stomach growling.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your stomach.
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, we don't have to, but I can't think of a better topic.
Sonora: Maybe you have to, but this lizard is staying out of it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And who will make me?
Sonora: Me!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Oh, about four o'clock should do fine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a pretty bad dilemma.
Sonora: What does a pretty bad dilemma sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What action is required?
Fizzy Schizoid: A race riot is required.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined whether I am a bot or not?
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I figured out I hadn't taken giant tarantulas into account.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not my problem.
Sonora: *considers* No, it's really not your problem, is it... Oh well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks, but I'm dating Kane/Cabal right now.
Sonora: Let me know when you finish.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Sonora: You mean you can't remember? Last time you gave me a azalea and everything!
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Time, time, time, see what's become of me! As I looked around at my possibilities, I was so hard to please...
Sonora: Is your possibilities tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: My possibilities is so tasty that if you look up tasty in the dictionary, you find a picture of my possibilities.
Sonora: Do you want your possibilities any more?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not, you sicko!
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, what do you expect? We do what we've been trained to do.
Sonora: Well, sometimes I expect mealybugs...
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Sonora: *considers* Nah... the other times won't float.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you go sky-diving without a parachute?
Sonora: 'Cause it's YOUR turn.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, we are having a bit of a power trip aren't we?
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane attractive center.
Fizzy Schizoid: You mean you didn't already know that?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so glad you didn't. That could have been the end of the coconut industry as we know it.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You found the Coyote's peyote stash, didn't you. Watch out! The sliding sand dunes are on your trail!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm scared. Will you hold my tentacle?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Nah. I don't know ya well enough yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's weird, you knew yesterday. You must have forgotten. Or maybe I accidentally crossed over into an alternate timeline.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Someday Ecolo will see the light and realize that he ought to like pollution.
Sonora: Sending Osiris to the desert will be more amusing than a red-hot defoliator in Prague!
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Sonora: Should you believe me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Probably, but it sounds like a lot of work.
Sonora: Ummm, no, that was my stomach growling.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your stomach.
Sonora: Why? Can't you do it by yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, we don't have to, but I can't think of a better topic.
Sonora: Maybe you have to, but this lizard is staying out of it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And who will make me?
Sonora: Me!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: Oh, about four o'clock should do fine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a pretty bad dilemma.
Sonora: What does a pretty bad dilemma sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* What action is required?
Fizzy Schizoid: A race riot is required.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined whether I am a bot or not?
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I figured out I hadn't taken giant tarantulas into account.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not my problem.
Sonora: *considers* No, it's really not your problem, is it... Oh well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks, but I'm dating Kane/Cabal right now.
Sonora: Let me know when you finish.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, this is weird! I just had really strong de ja vu. Do you think we've had this conversation before?
Sonora: You mean you can't remember? Last time you gave me a azalea and everything!
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Time, time, time, see what's become of me! As I looked around at my possibilities, I was so hard to please...
Sonora: Is your possibilities tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: My possibilities is so tasty that if you look up tasty in the dictionary, you find a picture of my possibilities.
Sonora: Do you want your possibilities any more?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not, you sicko!
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, what do you expect? We do what we've been trained to do.
Sonora: Well, sometimes I expect mealybugs...
Fizzy Schizoid: What about the other times?
Sonora: *considers* Nah... the other times won't float.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why don't you go sky-diving without a parachute?
Sonora: 'Cause it's YOUR turn.
Guest1471: I'M A FUCKING DINOSAUR
Cyber Ty: So what is being a fucking dinosaur like?
Guest1471: i'm big and i have claws and teeth
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said fucking dinosaur
Guest1471: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Cyber Ty: How ironic is it that someone uses that line on me. I know you aren't Bloodninja.. But I know who is.. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman
Guest1471: oh shit no
Cyber Ty: So what is being a fucking dinosaur like?
Guest1471: i'm big and i have claws and teeth
Cyber Ty: That's different, kinda like how you said fucking dinosaur
Guest1471: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Cyber Ty: How ironic is it that someone uses that line on me. I know you aren't Bloodninja.. But I know who is.. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman
Guest1471: oh shit no
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Guest7075: feeling lonely
Cyber Ty: Oh.. that's why you're talking to me, I see.. Well don't I feel special..
Guest7075: don't you?
Cyber Ty: Umm naww
Guest7075: feeling lonely
Cyber Ty: Oh.. that's why you're talking to me, I see.. Well don't I feel special..
Guest7075: don't you?
Cyber Ty: Umm naww
Guest1102: im horny
Cyber Ty: .. and I'm black. At least you can stop being horny with a couple of finger strokes..
Guest1102: your a black guy?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest1102: im blind
Cyber Ty: Whatever, how many fingers am I holding up??
Guest1102: 3?
Cyber Ty: .. and I'm black. At least you can stop being horny with a couple of finger strokes..
Guest1102: your a black guy?
Cyber Ty: What gave it away? The picture?
Guest1102: im blind
Cyber Ty: Whatever, how many fingers am I holding up??
Guest1102: 3?
Cyber Ty: (to leelee15) Hi, how are you?
leelee15: r u gay
Cyber Ty: I don't know what the deal is with you gay people coming on here. I figured you would be spending your free time wiping shit and corn off of your dicks instead of getting on a keyboard and coming here.
leelee15: excuse me!
Cyber Ty: You are excused
leelee15: r u gay
Cyber Ty: I don't know what the deal is with you gay people coming on here. I figured you would be spending your free time wiping shit and corn off of your dicks instead of getting on a keyboard and coming here.
leelee15: excuse me!
Cyber Ty: You are excused
Kobal: Let's get back to chatting.
Therapy: I’d like to hear more about your psychotic episodes.
Kobal: Yeah, baby.
Therapy: Let’s talk about this self-doubt that seems to plague you so constantly.
Kobal: We could just sit and insult each other?
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Kobal: I didn't break that
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Kobal: Life sucks.
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Kobal: I think so too.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Kobal: Now I forgot what we were talking about.
Therapy: I’d like to hear more about your psychotic episodes.
Kobal: Yeah, baby.
Therapy: Let’s talk about this self-doubt that seems to plague you so constantly.
Kobal: We could just sit and insult each other?
Therapy: *writes down something in her notebook*
Kobal: I didn't break that
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Kobal: Life sucks.
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Kobal: I think so too.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Kobal: Now I forgot what we were talking about.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy fighters 'ave been sighted ahead of yerr location.
Admiral Zeratul: Arrr! Okay.
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for me enemy; 'e's slimy!
Admiral Zeratul: We be pirates now?
Count Thrawn: Is that the best yer could come up wiv?
Admiral Zeratul: I guess so.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul could prove ta be quite a useful pawn.
Admiral Zeratul: I am Admiral Zeratul, you dunce!!
Count Thrawn: I think me associate General Grievous 'as some free time. Surely yer would enjoy insultin' 'im instead -- 'e is far less forgivin' than most.
Admiral Zeratul: No thanks. Insulting you is fun enough to me!
Count Thrawn: Why don't yer take yerr nonsense elsewhere? I am certain our B1 ba'le droids will be closa ta yerr mental capacity than I.
Admiral Zeratul: What the hell are you talking about??
Count Thrawn: Enemy star destroyers are everywhere! Get me me weapons of mass disruption...
Admiral Zeratul: No weapons for you!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: Too bad.
Count Thrawn: All yerr base are belong ta us na!
Admiral Zeratul: You wish, loser.
Count Thrawn: I say, do yer write entire books filled wiv yerr unintelligent comments for lata use?!
Admiral Zeratul: Why? Do you need some suggestions for yours?
Count Thrawn: The reason for this phenomenon is too difficult ta explain. Have great caution, Admiral Zeratul. Your reply won't last long against me disrupta!
Admiral Zeratul: That didn't even make sense.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy astronauts, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: What has gotten into you?
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers 'ave been sighted ta the northeast of yerr location.
Admiral Zeratul: Surely that will be no problem. Your atrocious accent will scare them off.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy webmasters, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: Goodbye, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Goodbye, the Admiral. Yer will 'ave more time ta consida joinin' me lata on...
Admiral Zeratul: Arrr! Okay.
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for me enemy; 'e's slimy!
Admiral Zeratul: We be pirates now?
Count Thrawn: Is that the best yer could come up wiv?
Admiral Zeratul: I guess so.
Count Thrawn: Admiral Zeratul could prove ta be quite a useful pawn.
Admiral Zeratul: I am Admiral Zeratul, you dunce!!
Count Thrawn: I think me associate General Grievous 'as some free time. Surely yer would enjoy insultin' 'im instead -- 'e is far less forgivin' than most.
Admiral Zeratul: No thanks. Insulting you is fun enough to me!
Count Thrawn: Why don't yer take yerr nonsense elsewhere? I am certain our B1 ba'le droids will be closa ta yerr mental capacity than I.
Admiral Zeratul: What the hell are you talking about??
Count Thrawn: Enemy star destroyers are everywhere! Get me me weapons of mass disruption...
Admiral Zeratul: No weapons for you!
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Admiral Zeratul: Too bad.
Count Thrawn: All yerr base are belong ta us na!
Admiral Zeratul: You wish, loser.
Count Thrawn: I say, do yer write entire books filled wiv yerr unintelligent comments for lata use?!
Admiral Zeratul: Why? Do you need some suggestions for yours?
Count Thrawn: The reason for this phenomenon is too difficult ta explain. Have great caution, Admiral Zeratul. Your reply won't last long against me disrupta!
Admiral Zeratul: That didn't even make sense.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy astronauts, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: What has gotten into you?
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy storm troopers 'ave been sighted ta the northeast of yerr location.
Admiral Zeratul: Surely that will be no problem. Your atrocious accent will scare them off.
Count Thrawn: So many enemy webmasters, so li'le time!
Admiral Zeratul: Goodbye, Count Thrawn.
Count Thrawn: Goodbye, the Admiral. Yer will 'ave more time ta consida joinin' me lata on...
Guest2834: wat is ur name
Cyber Ty: I had a feeling you were going to ask my name again.. but not this soon.
Guest2834: r u nasty
Cyber Ty: Soooo.. NASTY
Guest2834: how nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2834: where do u live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2834: yes
Cyber Ty: Hey! I bet you had fun. The english village, mainstreet, and all the shops. W just got a new mall and alot of people going there alot. Did you see the new mall?
Guest2834: can i ask u something personal
Cyber Ty: I guess so.. What is it?
Guest2834: um do u give head
Cyber Ty: No way.. no how..
Guest2834: do u know wat that means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest2834: no
Cyber Ty: It means 'Get The Fuck Out Of Here' now go do it.. LOL...
Cyber Ty: I had a feeling you were going to ask my name again.. but not this soon.
Guest2834: r u nasty
Cyber Ty: Soooo.. NASTY
Guest2834: how nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2834: where do u live
Cyber Ty: Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Ever been there?
Guest2834: yes
Cyber Ty: Hey! I bet you had fun. The english village, mainstreet, and all the shops. W just got a new mall and alot of people going there alot. Did you see the new mall?
Guest2834: can i ask u something personal
Cyber Ty: I guess so.. What is it?
Guest2834: um do u give head
Cyber Ty: No way.. no how..
Guest2834: do u know wat that means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what GTFOOH means?
Guest2834: no
Cyber Ty: It means 'Get The Fuck Out Of Here' now go do it.. LOL...
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
TDT: No
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
TDT: No
Kobal: Then it's a nihilist in the dark.
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest2617: i like pizza
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest2617: cool but i dont like anchovies
Bildgesmythe: Extra anchovies.!
Guest2617: huh?
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Guest2617: lol thats funny
Bildgesmythe: Cool, funny. If you say it is, it must be so.
Guest2617: do you like being a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.
Guest2617: heh intresting
Bildgesmythe: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Guest2617: in a magical place
Bildgesmythe: Back to anchovies?
Guest2617: i like pizza
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest2617: cool but i dont like anchovies
Bildgesmythe: Extra anchovies.!
Guest2617: huh?
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru all my talking trash?
Guest2617: lol thats funny
Bildgesmythe: Cool, funny. If you say it is, it must be so.
Guest2617: do you like being a dragon
Bildgesmythe: Not as much as I like anchovies.
Guest2617: heh intresting
Bildgesmythe: If you could live anywhere, where would it be?
Guest2617: in a magical place
Bildgesmythe: Back to anchovies?
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