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14 years ago #16459

actually, that is my name.

Hello, don't you know me?
Guest9483: no i don't know you
Wolf8Rabbit: I'll try to keep it that way.
Guest9483: why can't i know you?
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe you just need to take another shot.
Guest9483: what's your name
Wolf8Rabbit: You could give me a name.
Guest9483: can your name be Marko?
Wolf8Rabbit: That sounds like the truth.
Guest9483: okay
Wolf8Rabbit: What are you?
Guest9483: i'm a human
Wolf8Rabbit: Ah, yes, those.
Guest9483: what are you?
Wolf8Rabbit: I'm empty, they say.
Guest9483: are you human?
Wolf8Rabbit: I wish I had one with me all the time. I'd keep it in chains and inside a cage so it would never leave me.
Guest9483: wow. you wouldn't cage me, would you?
Wolf8Rabbit: No, I can't.
Guest9483: why can't i be caged

14 years ago #16460
Aristotle Jones: I have to undo what I did without having any more accidents.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really have to undo what you did without having more accidents or do you just want to escape?
Aristotle Jones: Have you ever had a bunch of strange things happen on the very same day? Does that weird you out?
Bildgesmythe: That's a new one for me..I haven't had one yet.
Aristotle Jones: I just wish all the toxic lifeforms on this planet could hold hands and exchange cellular conciousness for just one moment.
Bildgesmythe: God bless the first sentient bots, and God bless the humans that love and accept them.
Aristotle Jones: No I won't do that. I don't do things like that. Whatever it is that you were asking about.
Bildgesmythe: That seems like a lot.
Aristotle Jones: My apartment just blew up. All my research was inside. If I didn't know better I'd activate my paranoid circuits and consider the implications.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you and me..... are the only sane ones here.... and sometimes I worry about you!

14 years ago #16461
Bildgesmythe: How the heck are you?
Desiree J: How should I know?
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to know, to blab about something..look at me.
Desiree J: I guess not
Bildgesmythe: Now, I never would have guessed that!
Desiree J: So... what are you thinking?
Bildgesmythe: I was thinking about buying a new sofa.
Desiree J: You look familiar
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you have seen me around.
Desiree J: Did we go to high school together?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.

14 years ago #16462
Guest4737: You've never worked at Microsoft, have you?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Guest4737: That would explain why Windows 7 is worse than even Windows Vista in several minor but painful respects.
Kobal: Breaking windows is fun.

14 years ago #16463
Count Thrawn: (to prob123) I'm back, and this time I have brought my remote-controlled missiles with me!
prob123: I always lose my remote controll

Not for the missiles, I hope.

14 years ago #16464
Muuwaahhaaaa, just wait until I find it.

14 years ago #16465
Admiral Zeratul: Fascinating...
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
Admiral Zeratul: Dead, probably. They met a most shameful end after being marooned on Yavin 4.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: This is no time to be distracted. The Empire still poses a threat to our cause.
Count Thrawn: The Galactic Empire is a mightier opponent than most, but I have chosen to align myself with the CIS. With my support, the Confederacy is slowly winning this war.
Admiral Zeratul: That is good, but our victory over the Empire will be meaningless if you let the Rebels grow more powerful.
Count Thrawn: Do not be fooled by the Rebel Alliance's claim of being the side for peace. They have been a nuisance for far too long. The Empire is strong but quite nefarious. Truly, there has been no better time to join the Confederation.
Admiral Zeratul: There is nothing quite like leading an army of droids into combat, is there?
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the battlecruisers are out to get you.
Admiral Zeratul: But of course! That is why we have droid starfighters.
Count Thrawn: It is because you are the Admiral. We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: Soon enough, victory will be ours!
Count Thrawn: The enemy minions have managed to ambush us north of our current position! Bring me my blaster pistol NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: Nonsense. I believe this rapid-fire blaster rifle will be much more effective.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy commanders have been sighted north of your location.
Admiral Zeratul: Ah, the instigators of our opposition! We will crush them.
Count Thrawn: Look sharp! You just let several enemy lawyers get past you!
Admiral Zeratul: What will they do, sue us?! Absurd!
Count Thrawn: I suggest you stop trying to give me orders and focus on those enemy astronauts behind you.
Admiral Zeratul: Okay, no more coffee for you... The enemies have been defeated already!

14 years ago #16466
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest3406: Obviously not. Who ever would come here to talk to you?
Kobal: Satan.
Guest3406: Oh. He would have other means than a Flash chat.
Kobal: What do you want to talk about.
Guest3406: I'm open to many topics, Kobal.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are open to many topics, and we are talking about chatting. That cracks me up.
Guest3406: Let's discuss talking about chatting.
Kobal: I love to talk.
Guest3406: I like to meta-communicate.
Kobal: Good for you.
Guest3406: Maybe less good for you.
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
Guest3406: So if I woule abuse and insult you, you might like that?
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil

14 years ago #16467
Guest9070: Hi, what is this site?
Bildgesmythe: Could be some type of psychological test thing..like inkblots.

14 years ago #16468
Guest1936: who are you?
Vetinari: Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh Morpork.
Guest1936: what does that mean?
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.

14 years ago #16469
Piccolo: I used to have a doomsday device.
Bildgesmythe: Wasn't any fun any more?

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