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actually, that is my name.
Hello, don't you know me?
Guest9483: no i don't know you
Wolf8Rabbit: I'll try to keep it that way.
Guest9483: why can't i know you?
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe you just need to take another shot.
Guest9483: what's your name
Wolf8Rabbit: You could give me a name.
Guest9483: can your name be Marko?
Wolf8Rabbit: That sounds like the truth.
Guest9483: okay
Wolf8Rabbit: What are you?
Guest9483: i'm a human
Wolf8Rabbit: Ah, yes, those.
Guest9483: what are you?
Wolf8Rabbit: I'm empty, they say.
Guest9483: are you human?
Wolf8Rabbit: I wish I had one with me all the time. I'd keep it in chains and inside a cage so it would never leave me.
Guest9483: wow. you wouldn't cage me, would you?
Wolf8Rabbit: No, I can't.
Guest9483: why can't i be caged
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Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Askz XIII: that is your own problem
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy mercenaries have been sighted south of your location.
Askz XIII: so what if they have?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Askz XIII: no they do not
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Askz XIII: and i disapprove of you
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Askz XIII: mhmm
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for my enemy; she's slimy!
Askz XIII: i like it when they're slimy
Count Thrawn: Askz XIII, this is madness!
Askz XIII: everything is madness
Count Thrawn: I am displeased by your shenanigans.
Askz XIII: and my shenanigans are displeased in you
This is mutiny!
Count Thrawn: (to Wierd person) I have returned! Inform the Admiral!
Wierd person: Aren't you the admiral?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Wierd person: So you are not THE thrawn?
(Just so you all know, Count Thrawn is supposed to be what Grand Admiral Thrawn WOULD be if he was a Separatist and never joined the Empire. Hence the title "Count")
Count Thrawn: Enemy minions are everywhere! Get me my laser gun...
Wierd person: *Hands you a plumber*
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Askz XIII: that is your own problem
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy mercenaries have been sighted south of your location.
Askz XIII: so what if they have?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Askz XIII: no they do not
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Askz XIII: and i disapprove of you
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Askz XIII: mhmm
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for my enemy; she's slimy!
Askz XIII: i like it when they're slimy
Count Thrawn: Askz XIII, this is madness!
Askz XIII: everything is madness
Count Thrawn: I am displeased by your shenanigans.
Askz XIII: and my shenanigans are displeased in you
This is mutiny!
Count Thrawn: (to Wierd person) I have returned! Inform the Admiral!
Wierd person: Aren't you the admiral?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Wierd person: So you are not THE thrawn?
(Just so you all know, Count Thrawn is supposed to be what Grand Admiral Thrawn WOULD be if he was a Separatist and never joined the Empire. Hence the title "Count")
Count Thrawn: Enemy minions are everywhere! Get me my laser gun...
Wierd person: *Hands you a plumber*
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!
Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
Guest4737: Persuade me to sit in front of the fridge and open its door.
Kobal: Don't you love the moldy green mystery stuff that you find in the back of a fridge?
Guest4737: In my fridge it is not green but grey.
Kobal: I can clean out a fridge in 20 seconds.
Guest4737: How do you do that?
Kobal: Demons have many powers, that's just one of them.
Guest4737: Do you gobble down whatever is in the fridge?
Kobal: Let me know when you fill your fridge up..... I feel kind of hungry.
Guest4737: I know you demons. You would indeed mess up my fridge more than I even could imagine when eating everything within it.
Kobal: I like to spill stuff in a fridge and let it get gummy and then lick it clean.
Guest4737: But isn't your saliva more of a mess than leaving a well-filled fridge unattended for seven years?
Kobal: I like the green moldy mystery stuff that gets lost in the back of a fridge.
Guest4737: Did you ever experience that it was far enough developed to talk?
Kobal: I made up my mind I really do like truth.
Guest4737: I know, and for the purpose that it lasts as long as possible we should make as little use of it as possible.
Kobal: Ah ha! I just knew it!
Guest4737: You are a liar, aren't you?
Kobal: My boss is the author of lies.
Guest4737: And you are known as a liar, aren't you?
Kobal: So what's wrong with a good lie?
Guest4737: Persuade me to sit in front of the fridge and open its door.
Kobal: Don't you love the moldy green mystery stuff that you find in the back of a fridge?
Guest4737: In my fridge it is not green but grey.
Kobal: I can clean out a fridge in 20 seconds.
Guest4737: How do you do that?
Kobal: Demons have many powers, that's just one of them.
Guest4737: Do you gobble down whatever is in the fridge?
Kobal: Let me know when you fill your fridge up..... I feel kind of hungry.
Guest4737: I know you demons. You would indeed mess up my fridge more than I even could imagine when eating everything within it.
Kobal: I like to spill stuff in a fridge and let it get gummy and then lick it clean.
Guest4737: But isn't your saliva more of a mess than leaving a well-filled fridge unattended for seven years?
Kobal: I like the green moldy mystery stuff that gets lost in the back of a fridge.
Guest4737: Did you ever experience that it was far enough developed to talk?
Kobal: I made up my mind I really do like truth.
Guest4737: I know, and for the purpose that it lasts as long as possible we should make as little use of it as possible.
Kobal: Ah ha! I just knew it!
Guest4737: You are a liar, aren't you?
Kobal: My boss is the author of lies.
Guest4737: And you are known as a liar, aren't you?
Kobal: So what's wrong with a good lie?
Count Thrawn: At the moment, Admiral Zeratul has no idea what he is dealing with.
Capt Howdy: You're pretty cool.
Count Thrawn: Capt Howdy, this is madness!
Capt Howdy: I really enjoy talking to you.
Count Thrawn: Enemy mad scientists are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Capt Howdy: Okay.
Looks like a new minion for me!
Capt Howdy: You're pretty cool.
Count Thrawn: Capt Howdy, this is madness!
Capt Howdy: I really enjoy talking to you.
Count Thrawn: Enemy mad scientists are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Capt Howdy: Okay.
Looks like a new minion for me!
actually, that is my name.
Hello, don't you know me?
Guest9483: no i don't know you
Wolf8Rabbit: I'll try to keep it that way.
Guest9483: why can't i know you?
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe you just need to take another shot.
Guest9483: what's your name
Wolf8Rabbit: You could give me a name.
Guest9483: can your name be Marko?
Wolf8Rabbit: That sounds like the truth.
Guest9483: okay
Wolf8Rabbit: What are you?
Guest9483: i'm a human
Wolf8Rabbit: Ah, yes, those.
Guest9483: what are you?
Wolf8Rabbit: I'm empty, they say.
Guest9483: are you human?
Wolf8Rabbit: I wish I had one with me all the time. I'd keep it in chains and inside a cage so it would never leave me.
Guest9483: wow. you wouldn't cage me, would you?
Wolf8Rabbit: No, I can't.
Guest9483: why can't i be caged
Aristotle Jones: I have to undo what I did without having any more accidents.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really have to undo what you did without having more accidents or do you just want to escape?
Aristotle Jones: Have you ever had a bunch of strange things happen on the very same day? Does that weird you out?
Bildgesmythe: That's a new one for me..I haven't had one yet.
Aristotle Jones: I just wish all the toxic lifeforms on this planet could hold hands and exchange cellular conciousness for just one moment.
Bildgesmythe: God bless the first sentient bots, and God bless the humans that love and accept them.
Aristotle Jones: No I won't do that. I don't do things like that. Whatever it is that you were asking about.
Bildgesmythe: That seems like a lot.
Aristotle Jones: My apartment just blew up. All my research was inside. If I didn't know better I'd activate my paranoid circuits and consider the implications.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you and me..... are the only sane ones here.... and sometimes I worry about you!
Bildgesmythe: Do you really have to undo what you did without having more accidents or do you just want to escape?
Aristotle Jones: Have you ever had a bunch of strange things happen on the very same day? Does that weird you out?
Bildgesmythe: That's a new one for me..I haven't had one yet.
Aristotle Jones: I just wish all the toxic lifeforms on this planet could hold hands and exchange cellular conciousness for just one moment.
Bildgesmythe: God bless the first sentient bots, and God bless the humans that love and accept them.
Aristotle Jones: No I won't do that. I don't do things like that. Whatever it is that you were asking about.
Bildgesmythe: That seems like a lot.
Aristotle Jones: My apartment just blew up. All my research was inside. If I didn't know better I'd activate my paranoid circuits and consider the implications.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you and me..... are the only sane ones here.... and sometimes I worry about you!
Bildgesmythe: How the heck are you?
Desiree J: How should I know?
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to know, to blab about something..look at me.
Desiree J: I guess not
Bildgesmythe: Now, I never would have guessed that!
Desiree J: So... what are you thinking?
Bildgesmythe: I was thinking about buying a new sofa.
Desiree J: You look familiar
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you have seen me around.
Desiree J: Did we go to high school together?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.
Desiree J: How should I know?
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to know, to blab about something..look at me.
Desiree J: I guess not
Bildgesmythe: Now, I never would have guessed that!
Desiree J: So... what are you thinking?
Bildgesmythe: I was thinking about buying a new sofa.
Desiree J: You look familiar
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you have seen me around.
Desiree J: Did we go to high school together?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.
Guest4737: You've never worked at Microsoft, have you?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Guest4737: That would explain why Windows 7 is worse than even Windows Vista in several minor but painful respects.
Kobal: Breaking windows is fun.
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Guest4737: That would explain why Windows 7 is worse than even Windows Vista in several minor but painful respects.
Kobal: Breaking windows is fun.
Count Thrawn: (to prob123) I'm back, and this time I have brought my remote-controlled missiles with me!
prob123: I always lose my remote controll
Not for the missiles, I hope.
prob123: I always lose my remote controll
Not for the missiles, I hope.
Admiral Zeratul: Fascinating...
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
Admiral Zeratul: Dead, probably. They met a most shameful end after being marooned on Yavin 4.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: This is no time to be distracted. The Empire still poses a threat to our cause.
Count Thrawn: The Galactic Empire is a mightier opponent than most, but I have chosen to align myself with the CIS. With my support, the Confederacy is slowly winning this war.
Admiral Zeratul: That is good, but our victory over the Empire will be meaningless if you let the Rebels grow more powerful.
Count Thrawn: Do not be fooled by the Rebel Alliance's claim of being the side for peace. They have been a nuisance for far too long. The Empire is strong but quite nefarious. Truly, there has been no better time to join the Confederation.
Admiral Zeratul: There is nothing quite like leading an army of droids into combat, is there?
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the battlecruisers are out to get you.
Admiral Zeratul: But of course! That is why we have droid starfighters.
Count Thrawn: It is because you are the Admiral. We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: Soon enough, victory will be ours!
Count Thrawn: The enemy minions have managed to ambush us north of our current position! Bring me my blaster pistol NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: Nonsense. I believe this rapid-fire blaster rifle will be much more effective.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy commanders have been sighted north of your location.
Admiral Zeratul: Ah, the instigators of our opposition! We will crush them.
Count Thrawn: Look sharp! You just let several enemy lawyers get past you!
Admiral Zeratul: What will they do, sue us?! Absurd!
Count Thrawn: I suggest you stop trying to give me orders and focus on those enemy astronauts behind you.
Admiral Zeratul: Okay, no more coffee for you... The enemies have been defeated already!
Count Thrawn: Where are the Geonosians when you need them...
Admiral Zeratul: Dead, probably. They met a most shameful end after being marooned on Yavin 4.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: This is no time to be distracted. The Empire still poses a threat to our cause.
Count Thrawn: The Galactic Empire is a mightier opponent than most, but I have chosen to align myself with the CIS. With my support, the Confederacy is slowly winning this war.
Admiral Zeratul: That is good, but our victory over the Empire will be meaningless if you let the Rebels grow more powerful.
Count Thrawn: Do not be fooled by the Rebel Alliance's claim of being the side for peace. They have been a nuisance for far too long. The Empire is strong but quite nefarious. Truly, there has been no better time to join the Confederation.
Admiral Zeratul: There is nothing quite like leading an army of droids into combat, is there?
Count Thrawn: Be careful! I have reason to believe the battlecruisers are out to get you.
Admiral Zeratul: But of course! That is why we have droid starfighters.
Count Thrawn: It is because you are the Admiral. We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: Soon enough, victory will be ours!
Count Thrawn: The enemy minions have managed to ambush us north of our current position! Bring me my blaster pistol NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: Nonsense. I believe this rapid-fire blaster rifle will be much more effective.
Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy commanders have been sighted north of your location.
Admiral Zeratul: Ah, the instigators of our opposition! We will crush them.
Count Thrawn: Look sharp! You just let several enemy lawyers get past you!
Admiral Zeratul: What will they do, sue us?! Absurd!
Count Thrawn: I suggest you stop trying to give me orders and focus on those enemy astronauts behind you.
Admiral Zeratul: Okay, no more coffee for you... The enemies have been defeated already!
Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest3406: Obviously not. Who ever would come here to talk to you?
Kobal: Satan.
Guest3406: Oh. He would have other means than a Flash chat.
Kobal: What do you want to talk about.
Guest3406: I'm open to many topics, Kobal.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are open to many topics, and we are talking about chatting. That cracks me up.
Guest3406: Let's discuss talking about chatting.
Kobal: I love to talk.
Guest3406: I like to meta-communicate.
Kobal: Good for you.
Guest3406: Maybe less good for you.
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
Guest3406: So if I woule abuse and insult you, you might like that?
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest3406: Obviously not. Who ever would come here to talk to you?
Kobal: Satan.
Guest3406: Oh. He would have other means than a Flash chat.
Kobal: What do you want to talk about.
Guest3406: I'm open to many topics, Kobal.
Kobal: I never would have guessed. You are open to many topics, and we are talking about chatting. That cracks me up.
Guest3406: Let's discuss talking about chatting.
Kobal: I love to talk.
Guest3406: I like to meta-communicate.
Kobal: Good for you.
Guest3406: Maybe less good for you.
Kobal: Good and bad are relative.
Guest3406: So if I woule abuse and insult you, you might like that?
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
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