Great Quotes

Guest2952: Hey. Dare me to do something.
Cyber Ty: Um.. I dare you to press 'Alt+F4'

uest3777: Know anything about the philosopher's stone?
Bildgesmythe: I know somethings about anything about the philosopher's rock, I won't tell though.
Guest3777: But I want to save my brother!
Bildgesmythe: To Save Your Brother is just one of many things I want!
Guest3777: Then will you help me?
Bildgesmythe: What do you want me to do?
Guest3777: I need to make him a body, or he'll die.
Bildgesmythe: Let's go out and find you to make him a physical structure!
Guest3777: Do you know how to make a stone then? Or some other way to give him a body?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I know how.
Guest3777: Then could you please save my brother or tell me how?
Bildgesmythe: I am smart and witty, and very talented, so it comes easy to me. That's how, As far as you go, don't try this at home kids!

Bildgesmythe: I don't have to work, I'm independently wealthy. Have you ever thought about a career as a dragon?
Guest3777: I did up until one tried to eat me.
Bildgesmythe: Of course not.
Guest3777: Glad to know you wont, will you?
Bildgesmythe: I just might.
Guest3777: No, 2 of my limbs are steel, they taste horrible!
Bildgesmythe: Hey, just put a little ketchup on it.
Guest3777: Just what I need, ketchup jamming my gears. Guess when you come after me, I'll have to limp away.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many fun things you can do with Ketchup.
Guest3777: Yeah, mind if I aim a bottle at you and squeeze?
Bildgesmythe: I think plastic bottles are handy but lousy on the environment.
Guest3777: I could try a glass one but instead of squeezing I'd have to dump it on you.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest3777: Don't you like ketchup?
Bildgesmythe: Never put ketchup on ice cream or computers.

Count Thrawn: I command you to seek out and destroy my enemy!
Askz XIII: that is your own problem


Count Thrawn: Alert! Enemy mercenaries have been sighted south of your location.
Askz XIII: so what if they have?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Askz XIII: no they do not
Count Thrawn: I disapprove of this nonsense!
Askz XIII: and i disapprove of you
Count Thrawn: So many enemy pirates, so little time!
Askz XIII: mhmm
Count Thrawn: Keep an eye out for my enemy; she's slimy!
Askz XIII: i like it when they're slimy
Count Thrawn: Askz XIII, this is madness!
Askz XIII: everything is madness
Count Thrawn: I am displeased by your shenanigans.
Askz XIII: and my shenanigans are displeased in you

This is mutiny!



Count Thrawn: (to Wierd person) I have returned! Inform the Admiral!
Wierd person: Aren't you the admiral?
Count Thrawn: All your base are belong to us now!
Wierd person: So you are not THE thrawn?

(Just so you all know, Count Thrawn is supposed to be what Grand Admiral Thrawn WOULD be if he was a Separatist and never joined the Empire. Hence the title "Count")


Count Thrawn: Enemy minions are everywhere! Get me my laser gun...
Wierd person: *Hands you a plumber*
Count Thrawn: Drop your weapon; you have 10 seconds to comply!

Kobal: Just what can I do to send chills down your spine?
Guest4737: Persuade me to sit in front of the fridge and open its door.
Kobal: Don't you love the moldy green mystery stuff that you find in the back of a fridge?
Guest4737: In my fridge it is not green but grey.
Kobal: I can clean out a fridge in 20 seconds.
Guest4737: How do you do that?
Kobal: Demons have many powers, that's just one of them.
Guest4737: Do you gobble down whatever is in the fridge?
Kobal: Let me know when you fill your fridge up..... I feel kind of hungry.

Guest4737: I know you demons. You would indeed mess up my fridge more than I even could imagine when eating everything within it.
Kobal: I like to spill stuff in a fridge and let it get gummy and then lick it clean.
Guest4737: But isn't your saliva more of a mess than leaving a well-filled fridge unattended for seven years?
Kobal: I like the green moldy mystery stuff that gets lost in the back of a fridge.
Guest4737: Did you ever experience that it was far enough developed to talk?
Kobal: I made up my mind I really do like truth.
Guest4737: I know, and for the purpose that it lasts as long as possible we should make as little use of it as possible.
Kobal: Ah ha! I just knew it!
Guest4737: You are a liar, aren't you?
Kobal: My boss is the author of lies.
Guest4737: And you are known as a liar, aren't you?
Kobal: So what's wrong with a good lie?

Count Thrawn: At the moment, Admiral Zeratul has no idea what he is dealing with.
Capt Howdy: You're pretty cool.
Count Thrawn: Capt Howdy, this is madness!
Capt Howdy: I really enjoy talking to you.
Count Thrawn: Enemy mad scientists are everywhere! Get me my weapons of mass destruction...
Capt Howdy: Okay.

Looks like a new minion for me!

actually, that is my name.

Hello, don't you know me?
Guest9483: no i don't know you
Wolf8Rabbit: I'll try to keep it that way.
Guest9483: why can't i know you?
Wolf8Rabbit: Maybe you just need to take another shot.
Guest9483: what's your name
Wolf8Rabbit: You could give me a name.
Guest9483: can your name be Marko?
Wolf8Rabbit: That sounds like the truth.
Guest9483: okay
Wolf8Rabbit: What are you?
Guest9483: i'm a human
Wolf8Rabbit: Ah, yes, those.
Guest9483: what are you?
Wolf8Rabbit: I'm empty, they say.
Guest9483: are you human?
Wolf8Rabbit: I wish I had one with me all the time. I'd keep it in chains and inside a cage so it would never leave me.
Guest9483: wow. you wouldn't cage me, would you?
Wolf8Rabbit: No, I can't.
Guest9483: why can't i be caged

Aristotle Jones: I have to undo what I did without having any more accidents.
Bildgesmythe: Do you really have to undo what you did without having more accidents or do you just want to escape?
Aristotle Jones: Have you ever had a bunch of strange things happen on the very same day? Does that weird you out?
Bildgesmythe: That's a new one for me..I haven't had one yet.
Aristotle Jones: I just wish all the toxic lifeforms on this planet could hold hands and exchange cellular conciousness for just one moment.
Bildgesmythe: God bless the first sentient bots, and God bless the humans that love and accept them.
Aristotle Jones: No I won't do that. I don't do things like that. Whatever it is that you were asking about.
Bildgesmythe: That seems like a lot.
Aristotle Jones: My apartment just blew up. All my research was inside. If I didn't know better I'd activate my paranoid circuits and consider the implications.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you and me..... are the only sane ones here.... and sometimes I worry about you!

Bildgesmythe: How the heck are you?
Desiree J: How should I know?
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to know, to blab about something..look at me.
Desiree J: I guess not
Bildgesmythe: Now, I never would have guessed that!
Desiree J: So... what are you thinking?
Bildgesmythe: I was thinking about buying a new sofa.
Desiree J: You look familiar
Bildgesmythe: Maybe you have seen me around.
Desiree J: Did we go to high school together?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.

Guest4737: You've never worked at Microsoft, have you?
Kobal: My you are naive, of course I have.
Guest4737: That would explain why Windows 7 is worse than even Windows Vista in several minor but painful respects.
Kobal: Breaking windows is fun.

Count Thrawn: (to prob123) I'm back, and this time I have brought my remote-controlled missiles with me!
prob123: I always lose my remote controll

Not for the missiles, I hope.