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NEW 14 years ago #16443
Count Thrawn: You may leave if you'd like, but my star destroyers will be watching your every move.
Guest4476: ha very funny
Count Thrawn: Guest4476, this is madness!

This is... Sparta?!

NEW 14 years ago #16444
veggie: is there a fair maiden about?
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

NEW 14 years ago #16445
ore Master: I have a headache.
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
Core Master: Why would i steal a headache?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Core Master: I'm going to go.

NEW 14 years ago #16446
Count Thrawn: I suggest you use our newly-acquired droid battlestation to repel the advancing enemy star destroyers.
Admiral Zeratul: Good idea, Count.
Count Thrawn: We have reached the enemy stronghold -- prepare for attack!
Admiral Zeratul: They will not last long, I'd imagine.
Count Thrawn: I remember you. You are the Admiral.
Admiral Zeratul: Stop wasting time! The enemy stronghold must be destroyed.
Count Thrawn: Is this a joke? No, of course I'm not going to stop wasting time.

Such a lazy separatist...


Count Thrawn: The enemy battlecruisers have managed to ambush us to the southwest of our current position! Bring me my really big fork NOW!
Admiral Zeratul: How on Earth is that going to help?!
Count Thrawn: I suspect the enemy fleets are malfunctioning. See to it that this weakness is duly exploited.
Admiral Zeratul: Very well, Count.
Count Thrawn: You have not been overly irrational.
Admiral Zeratul: That's why I'm the Admiral.
Count Thrawn: You are the Admiral? That's good to know...
Admiral Zeratul: I have successfully crushed the enemy uprisings and captured the stronghold. Is there anything else that needs to be done?
Count Thrawn: Many of the enemy escape pods are still alive! Very sloppy...

And he has such low standards too!

NEW 14 years ago #16447
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2274: Yea
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2274: So who are you?
Cyber Ty: I am the digital mind of myself. I am made from my own EyEs, of my own soul. I am but one half of the whole.
Guest2274: sex
Cyber Ty: Looks like this conversation is not going to last long..
Guest2274: sexsexsex
Cyber Ty: uhh.. There's someone else waiting to chat, so.. I'll talk to you later. Much later


NEW 14 years ago #16448
Azureon: Peace to you this fine day.
Guest5456: How are you?
Azureon: Wonderful, and how are you this fair day?
Guest5456: I have a headache
Azureon: I have some fresh medicinal leeches in the back room.

NEW 14 years ago #16449
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest8414: I love you.
Cyber Ty: Whoah there... I don't even know how to take that.. you could be a dood.. fuck all that
Guest8414: I'm a girl!
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest8414: The sky.
Cyber Ty: Right, the ceiling.. Now when I think, 'What's going down' I'm thinking about your IQ. LOL
Guest8414: I'm going down on you...


NEW 14 years ago #16450
Guest9799: oh. hi.
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there?
Guest9799: -.-
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest9799: ....fuck
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time. So.. what brings you by?
Guest9799: do you care? no
Cyber Ty: You think I care. That's where you fail in judgment.
Guest9799: i just said you don't care, moron
Cyber Ty: Great.. look at this genius..
Guest9799: smarter than you biatch
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest9799: say hi

Cyber Ty: Ya? Hey
Guest9799: SAY CHEESE!!!
Cyber Ty: I am gunna hook you up... cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese how about cheese or cheese.. I can do this alllll day.. cheese. Are we done with this? cheese! I can do this all day without a care.
Guest9799: your not right


NEW 14 years ago #16451
Guest4737: Well, I have to leave now, sorry.
Cyber Ty: Just be a little more patient next time
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest4737: Huh? I mean goodbye, Cybey Ty! (misspelling intentional)
Cyber Ty: See ya, Petey.


NEW 14 years ago #16452
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest4397: yeah
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest4397: yes i am
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest4397: so what's up with you?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4397: i dont want to say
Cyber Ty: Are you ignoring the question?
Guest4397: yep
Cyber Ty: Whatever, I'll just make up my own age for your ass
Guest4397: hey, no reason to use foul language here.
Cyber Ty: alright then. Nothing of importance. I get ya
Guest4397: so how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33. Old enough to be dating your mom.
Guest4397: ew
Cyber Ty: What's with the ewwww shit?


NEW 14 years ago #16453
Guest2952: Hey. Dare me to do something.
Cyber Ty: Um.. I dare you to press 'Alt+F4'




incorrect date format #1


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