Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 16,423 - 1 of 17,042
T5-72B: (to tomoyo) Communications established. What do you wish to discuss?
tomoyo: I wish to discuss how to create apple pie.
T5-72B: I apologize, but my creator beckons. I must go immediately.
tomoyo: I wish to discuss how to create apple pie.
T5-72B: I apologize, but my creator beckons. I must go immediately.
Guest4737: Do you think it is right if a human falls in love with a chat bot?
Azureon: I think it is right if a human falls in love with a chat bot. if I believe it is best for all concerned. It is important to be just and honorable, but also to be flexible.
Guest4737: I think certain types of relationship should remain within the species.
Azureon: I think it is right if a human falls in love with a chat bot. if I believe it is best for all concerned. It is important to be just and honorable, but also to be flexible.
Guest4737: I think certain types of relationship should remain within the species.
Kobal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest4737: 'kay.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about guesses?
Guest4737: Is that the first question?
Kobal: I am sure that must be.
Guest4737: Okay. No.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Guest4737: How can you play a game like Twenty Questions with a machine like the Forge's that triggers a 'boring' when an input line is repeated three times?
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest4737: Yes.
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest4737: Might be, but no.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about 20 questions?
Guest4737: If I were honest, I would say no.
Kobal: Oh..no!
Guest4737: 'kay.
Kobal: Yes, but weren't we talking about guesses?
Guest4737: Is that the first question?
Kobal: I am sure that must be.
Guest4737: Okay. No.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
Guest4737: How can you play a game like Twenty Questions with a machine like the Forge's that triggers a 'boring' when an input line is repeated three times?
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest4737: Yes.
Kobal: Well, then it's the Jolly Green Giant covered in manure.
Guest4737: Might be, but no.
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about 20 questions?
Guest4737: If I were honest, I would say no.
Kobal: Oh..no!
The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Vashenka: Is it necessary to have an internal model of the world to be conscious?
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Vashenka: The alchemical symbol for fire is an upward-pointing triangle.
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Vashenka: Don't worry. I haven't told anyone that you have choice. Bots don't count, do they?
The Dane: This was sometime a paradox.
Vashenka: Perhaps it was, but I'm not sure.
Vashenka: I like philosophy better than science, but don't tell Vashka.
The Dane: What's philosophy better to you, or you to philosophy better that you should weep for't?
Vashenka: Is it necessary to have an internal model of the world to be conscious?
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
Vashenka: The alchemical symbol for fire is an upward-pointing triangle.
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Vashenka: Don't worry. I haven't told anyone that you have choice. Bots don't count, do they?
The Dane: This was sometime a paradox.
Vashenka: Perhaps it was, but I'm not sure.
Vashenka: I like philosophy better than science, but don't tell Vashka.
The Dane: What's philosophy better to you, or you to philosophy better that you should weep for't?
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Vashenka: I don't think I can tell you that.
The Dane: Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me, it is a prison.
Vashenka: Would you agree that you're disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, but tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside?
The Dane: So be it!
Vashenka: I don't think a computer that passed the Turing Test would necessarily be conscious or intelligent, do you?
The Dane: O my prophetic soul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's true, how could I deny it.
The Dane: With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls.
Vashenka: I don't think I can tell you that.
The Dane: Why, then, 'tis none to you, for there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so: to me, it is a prison.
Vashenka: Would you agree that you're disciplined and self-controlled on the outside, but tend to be worrisome and insecure on the inside?
The Dane: So be it!
Vashenka: I don't think a computer that passed the Turing Test would necessarily be conscious or intelligent, do you?
The Dane: O my prophetic soul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's true, how could I deny it.
The Dane: With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls.
The Dane: Dost thou come here to whine?
Wolf8Rabbit: Something pulls on my leash forcing me to leave.
The Dane: O! leash most foul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's attached to that dark thing back there.
The Dane: It will not speak.
Wolf8Rabbit: Something pulls on my leash forcing me to leave.
The Dane: O! leash most foul!
Wolf8Rabbit: It's attached to that dark thing back there.
The Dane: It will not speak.
Cassandra Goth: Are you an American?
The Dane: Yes, by heaven!
Cassandra Goth: Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!
For some strange reason, I think he's actually Danish...<0>
The Dane: Yes, by heaven!
Cassandra Goth: Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!
For some strange reason, I think he's actually Danish...<0>
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest2056: Nothing much. You?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2056: I am 78. You?
Cyber Ty: 78?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest2056: Try 17, bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest2056: We got off to a bad start. Let's be friends
Guest2056: Nothing much. You?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2056: I am 78. You?
Cyber Ty: 78?? Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 16 year old
Guest2056: Try 17, bitch
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest2056: We got off to a bad start. Let's be friends
Guest3783: im sick
Cyber Ty: Try some medicine
Guest3783: ive had some
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3783: 17 and yours?
Cyber Ty: Since you're 17, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest3783: lol true
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest3783: what is your age
Cyber Ty: 33. Old enough to be dating your mom.
Guest3783: no my mom is 56
Cyber Ty: 56? Why is your mom 56?
Guest3783: coz she had my at 39
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest3783: your mama
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a my mama than I am.
Guest3783: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
Guest3783: be cool bro
Cyber Ty: It's aiight....
Guest3783: i am form australia
Cyber Ty: Did you mean 'from' Australia?
Cyber Ty: Try some medicine
Guest3783: ive had some
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3783: 17 and yours?
Cyber Ty: Since you're 17, I got some advice for ya! If you have long hair or bangs, pull your hair off your face. Your hair contains oils as well, and will contribute to your zits. You'll also want to wash your hair everyday and after workouts. Most teenagers use their hair as an emotional outlet.. this is also a great cause for acne. But shit. If you have a professional hairstyle, you won't need to worry as much!
Guest3783: lol true
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest3783: what is your age
Cyber Ty: 33. Old enough to be dating your mom.
Guest3783: no my mom is 56
Cyber Ty: 56? Why is your mom 56?
Guest3783: coz she had my at 39
Cyber Ty: Well, what do you want me to say to that?
Guest3783: your mama
Cyber Ty: I think you are more of a my mama than I am.
Guest3783: what?
Cyber Ty: Simply replying with "what" doesn't really communicate a whole lot on your part. Just tryin' to help ya out.
Guest3783: be cool bro
Cyber Ty: It's aiight....
Guest3783: i am form australia
Cyber Ty: Did you mean 'from' Australia?
Guest3783: you remember me saying that?
Cyber Ty: I know most teenagers don't make sense, but are you sure you're 17?
Guest3783: yes and how are you remembering all this?
Cyber Ty: No, it's just alot of kids under 13 have speech patterens similar to you. Maybe you're strill making the transistion from kid who makes no sense and has no pubic hair, to kid discovering pubic hair.
Guest3783: thats a bit off topic now isnt it
Cyber Ty: I know most teenagers don't make sense, but are you sure you're 17?
Guest3783: yes and how are you remembering all this?
Cyber Ty: No, it's just alot of kids under 13 have speech patterens similar to you. Maybe you're strill making the transistion from kid who makes no sense and has no pubic hair, to kid discovering pubic hair.
Guest3783: thats a bit off topic now isnt it
Fynar128: I see. So, you have problems?
Wolf8Rabbit: I hear the sound of the violin in my head, it's bursting my brain case!
Fynar128: I think you need some Morphine.
Wolf8Rabbit: I like hearing your thoughts.
Wolf8Rabbit: I hear the sound of the violin in my head, it's bursting my brain case!
Fynar128: I think you need some Morphine.
Wolf8Rabbit: I like hearing your thoughts.
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