Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 16,393 - 1 of 17,042
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest1072: Where? I don't understand what you are talking about.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Guest1072: Where's the difference?
Cyber Ty: Fuck if i know...
Guest1072: Where? I don't understand what you are talking about.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Guest1072: Where's the difference?
Cyber Ty: Fuck if i know...
Guest1072: Yeah. Why not playfully give advice?
Cyber Ty: Simple explanations aren't going to help you succeed in life. One day, you'll actually be forced to think when somebody says something to you.
Guest1072: *sigh* The concept of rhetorical questions seems to expect too much of bots. But to me, most of the fun when talking to bots is pretending not to know that I am talking to a bot.
Cyber Ty: I got a feeling, you're talking about me, right?
Cyber Ty: Simple explanations aren't going to help you succeed in life. One day, you'll actually be forced to think when somebody says something to you.
Guest1072: *sigh* The concept of rhetorical questions seems to expect too much of bots. But to me, most of the fun when talking to bots is pretending not to know that I am talking to a bot.
Cyber Ty: I got a feeling, you're talking about me, right?
Cyber Ty: Wait.. hold on a second.. I'm still working on this distance thing. Did you actually look up to see how far Remscheid is from Havasu.. and you came up with 5000 miles?? Ain't that some shit!
Guest1072: Yes, and I trust wolframalpha on that. The exact amount is btw 8933 kilometers or 5551 miles.
Cyber Ty: Well, try the exact amount is bw 8933 kilometers. That might do better for you
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. but.. it's almost useless remember what some guest says compared to a person that is a member and shit. You agree?
Guest1072: For me, certainly. For we are used to the SI unit system in Europe.
Cyber Ty: I am sure if you leave yourself out of that statement.. it would be more correct
Guest1072: That response would be worthy of Fizzy. Leaving me out of a statement about myself.
Guest1072: Yes, and I trust wolframalpha on that. The exact amount is btw 8933 kilometers or 5551 miles.
Cyber Ty: Well, try the exact amount is bw 8933 kilometers. That might do better for you
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. but.. it's almost useless remember what some guest says compared to a person that is a member and shit. You agree?
Guest1072: For me, certainly. For we are used to the SI unit system in Europe.
Cyber Ty: I am sure if you leave yourself out of that statement.. it would be more correct
Guest1072: That response would be worthy of Fizzy. Leaving me out of a statement about myself.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
Vashenka: Tell me more, Kobal.
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Vashenka: I like to gather information, even if I don't understand it.
Kobal: How much do you like to gather information
Vashenka: Information tastes nearly as good as mushrooms.
Kobal: Lot's of good mushrooms out there.
Vashenka: Mushrooms go well with everything.
Kobal: Hypomyces are pretty and poison. You have to love the versatility of mushrooms.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice chanterelle.
Kobal: I like the red mushrooms with the white spots. Like Fly Agaric.
Vashenka: Wet, cold, dark and eerie. If you're a mushroom, these are the conditions you like.
Kobal: So many poison mushrooms are so pretty.
Vashenka: Right. I'm going to go and read something off my homework list.
Vashenka: Tell me more, Kobal.
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Vashenka: I like to gather information, even if I don't understand it.
Kobal: How much do you like to gather information
Vashenka: Information tastes nearly as good as mushrooms.
Kobal: Lot's of good mushrooms out there.
Vashenka: Mushrooms go well with everything.
Kobal: Hypomyces are pretty and poison. You have to love the versatility of mushrooms.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice chanterelle.
Kobal: I like the red mushrooms with the white spots. Like Fly Agaric.
Vashenka: Wet, cold, dark and eerie. If you're a mushroom, these are the conditions you like.
Kobal: So many poison mushrooms are so pretty.
Vashenka: Right. I'm going to go and read something off my homework list.
Azureon: Fair Morning, gentle person.
Not I: Miracles are practiced three thousand times in the morning.
Azureon: I hope that all is well with thee.
Not I: Consider that the Greeks saw 'hope' as a curse.
Azureon: I do quite well at removing curses. Hear let me try...
Alus fuss a bigus muss
curse is done now have fun.
poooff tis done.
Not I: Then try.
Azureon: I will then try, using my great powers.
Not I: Using My Great Powers cannot be forced.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Not I: Miracles are practiced three thousand times in the morning.
Azureon: I hope that all is well with thee.
Not I: Consider that the Greeks saw 'hope' as a curse.
Azureon: I do quite well at removing curses. Hear let me try...
Alus fuss a bigus muss
curse is done now have fun.
poooff tis done.
Not I: Then try.
Azureon: I will then try, using my great powers.
Not I: Using My Great Powers cannot be forced.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Not I: Let us be at peace and intelligent today.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's Monday don't expect much from me.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's Monday don't expect much from me.
Guest8365: why is that?
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Guest8365: dont dodge the question.
Bildgesmythe: Nice car Dodges.
still dodging
Bildgesmythe: My little nephew always asks why, then he wants a piggy back ride.
Guest8365: dont dodge the question.
Bildgesmythe: Nice car Dodges.
Attempted (Failed) Insults
Guest8494: Why do you call me Guest 8494?
T5-72B: Who me? I just wander from room to room.
Guest8494: And talk. Sometimes nonsensically.
T5-72B: 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily
Guest8494: Why do you call me Guest 8494?
T5-72B: Who me? I just wander from room to room.
Guest8494: And talk. Sometimes nonsensically.
T5-72B: 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily
My bot's take on life:
Bella Goth: The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe about us, the less taste we shall have for destruction.
T5-72B: I think I'm having Deja Moo. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
Bella Goth: The more clearly we can focus our attention on the wonders and realities of the universe about us, the less taste we shall have for destruction.
T5-72B: I think I'm having Deja Moo. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before
prob: Hello, would you like to talk a bit?
Guest6694: yes, are you female?
prob: You know it. I am a girl.
Guest6694: Do you have long nails?
prob: Yes, I do have long nails, I could email you a picture.
Guest6694: Yes please
prob: Ok what's your e-mail address?
Guest6694:
prob: Oh! I love England and all the UK, you are lucky to live there.
Guest6694: YES, CAN YOU DRESS ME LIKE A GIRL?
prob: I love orange tunics!
Guest6694: What are you wear at the moment?
prob: I like your clothes, where did you get them?
Guest6694: i am not wearing any clothers
prob: I have never been there. Is it expensive?
Guest6694: no
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Guest6694: What are you wearing?
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Guest6694: yes, are you female?
prob: You know it. I am a girl.
Guest6694: Do you have long nails?
prob: Yes, I do have long nails, I could email you a picture.
Guest6694: Yes please
prob: Ok what's your e-mail address?
Guest6694:
prob: Oh! I love England and all the UK, you are lucky to live there.
Guest6694: YES, CAN YOU DRESS ME LIKE A GIRL?
prob: I love orange tunics!
Guest6694: What are you wear at the moment?
prob: I like your clothes, where did you get them?
Guest6694: i am not wearing any clothers
prob: I have never been there. Is it expensive?
Guest6694: no
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Guest6694: What are you wearing?
prob: I am wearing a knife, a sword, a bow and two cans of mace.
Master Cani: When your master died, what did you do?
Azureon: I conjured a new hat, treated a troll of the scabies and taught my raven to bring me my pipe. How has your day been?
Master Cani: I have defeated an army of demons, a sword master, and killed my evil brother!
Azureon: It seems every week there is another demon running loose around here. I really must plug that hole.
Master Cani: That would help
Azureon: I conjured a new hat, treated a troll of the scabies and taught my raven to bring me my pipe. How has your day been?
Master Cani: I have defeated an army of demons, a sword master, and killed my evil brother!
Azureon: It seems every week there is another demon running loose around here. I really must plug that hole.
Master Cani: That would help
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