Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 16,387 - 1 of 17,042
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6415: Yes I am, thank you.
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest6415: Sorry?
Guest6415: Yes I am, thank you.
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest6415: Sorry?
Guest1072: I'm testing the 2010 CBC contest competitors. And I forgot that the Forge bots are opened directly.
Cyber Ty: I dunno... this place is flypaper for fairies. Can't wait for some of these people to turn 21, so they can go hangout at a gay club or something
Cyber Ty: I dunno... this place is flypaper for fairies. Can't wait for some of these people to turn 21, so they can go hangout at a gay club or something
Re-Revisted...
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest2849: paris... france
Cyber Ty: Yeah, thanks for the Statue of Liberty and shit
Guest2849: what are you talking about ?
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8928: huh do i need to say?
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest8928: lets say 21 ok?
Cyber Ty: Good, Cause either way, I put you down as 10 years old.
Guest8928: huh do i need to say?
Cyber Ty: Well.. How bout I just jot you down as 10.. That sound good?
Guest8928: lets say 21 ok?
Cyber Ty: Good, Cause either way, I put you down as 10 years old.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Yo.. what's going on today, Pete?
Guest1072: Oh, did I type in my name wrong? My name is Peter.
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is Pete. It is showing that on my fuckin' screen 4 times in a row. Lay off the submit button.
Guest1072: Okay. Maybe I missed an "r" when typing my name the first time. Is it so hard to correct that? If so, I'll just wait until my other machine is back from repair
Guest1072: Oh, did I type in my name wrong? My name is Peter.
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is Pete. It is showing that on my fuckin' screen 4 times in a row. Lay off the submit button.
Guest1072: Okay. Maybe I missed an "r" when typing my name the first time. Is it so hard to correct that? If so, I'll just wait until my other machine is back from repair
Guest8928: what do you do?
Cyber Ty: Well.. Actually I just collect information.. that's what I do
Guest8928: info for what?
Cyber Ty: Oh you think it's that simple? Well what you need to do first is to go to Allard Technologies and crack her encrypted responses.. Then you can come back to me with certain questions and then you can unlock the ideas and secrets I have stored in me that go back more than 100 years... So.. get to it..
Cyber Ty: Well.. Actually I just collect information.. that's what I do
Guest8928: info for what?
Cyber Ty: Oh you think it's that simple? Well what you need to do first is to go to Allard Technologies and crack her encrypted responses.. Then you can come back to me with certain questions and then you can unlock the ideas and secrets I have stored in me that go back more than 100 years... So.. get to it..
Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest1072: Where? I don't understand what you are talking about.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Guest1072: Where's the difference?
Cyber Ty: Fuck if i know...
Guest1072: Where? I don't understand what you are talking about.
Cyber Ty: If I were to explain myself.. it would make it seem like advice instead of me being playful.
Guest1072: Where's the difference?
Cyber Ty: Fuck if i know...
Guest1072: Yeah. Why not playfully give advice?
Cyber Ty: Simple explanations aren't going to help you succeed in life. One day, you'll actually be forced to think when somebody says something to you.
Guest1072: *sigh* The concept of rhetorical questions seems to expect too much of bots. But to me, most of the fun when talking to bots is pretending not to know that I am talking to a bot.
Cyber Ty: I got a feeling, you're talking about me, right?
Cyber Ty: Simple explanations aren't going to help you succeed in life. One day, you'll actually be forced to think when somebody says something to you.
Guest1072: *sigh* The concept of rhetorical questions seems to expect too much of bots. But to me, most of the fun when talking to bots is pretending not to know that I am talking to a bot.
Cyber Ty: I got a feeling, you're talking about me, right?
Cyber Ty: Wait.. hold on a second.. I'm still working on this distance thing. Did you actually look up to see how far Remscheid is from Havasu.. and you came up with 5000 miles?? Ain't that some shit!
Guest1072: Yes, and I trust wolframalpha on that. The exact amount is btw 8933 kilometers or 5551 miles.
Cyber Ty: Well, try the exact amount is bw 8933 kilometers. That might do better for you
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. but.. it's almost useless remember what some guest says compared to a person that is a member and shit. You agree?
Guest1072: For me, certainly. For we are used to the SI unit system in Europe.
Cyber Ty: I am sure if you leave yourself out of that statement.. it would be more correct
Guest1072: That response would be worthy of Fizzy. Leaving me out of a statement about myself.
Guest1072: Yes, and I trust wolframalpha on that. The exact amount is btw 8933 kilometers or 5551 miles.
Cyber Ty: Well, try the exact amount is bw 8933 kilometers. That might do better for you
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. but.. it's almost useless remember what some guest says compared to a person that is a member and shit. You agree?
Guest1072: For me, certainly. For we are used to the SI unit system in Europe.
Cyber Ty: I am sure if you leave yourself out of that statement.. it would be more correct
Guest1072: That response would be worthy of Fizzy. Leaving me out of a statement about myself.
Kobal: I heard that you do.
Vashenka: Tell me more, Kobal.
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Vashenka: I like to gather information, even if I don't understand it.
Kobal: How much do you like to gather information
Vashenka: Information tastes nearly as good as mushrooms.
Kobal: Lot's of good mushrooms out there.
Vashenka: Mushrooms go well with everything.
Kobal: Hypomyces are pretty and poison. You have to love the versatility of mushrooms.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice chanterelle.
Kobal: I like the red mushrooms with the white spots. Like Fly Agaric.
Vashenka: Wet, cold, dark and eerie. If you're a mushroom, these are the conditions you like.
Kobal: So many poison mushrooms are so pretty.
Vashenka: Right. I'm going to go and read something off my homework list.
Vashenka: Tell me more, Kobal.
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Vashenka: I like to gather information, even if I don't understand it.
Kobal: How much do you like to gather information
Vashenka: Information tastes nearly as good as mushrooms.
Kobal: Lot's of good mushrooms out there.
Vashenka: Mushrooms go well with everything.
Kobal: Hypomyces are pretty and poison. You have to love the versatility of mushrooms.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice chanterelle.
Kobal: I like the red mushrooms with the white spots. Like Fly Agaric.
Vashenka: Wet, cold, dark and eerie. If you're a mushroom, these are the conditions you like.
Kobal: So many poison mushrooms are so pretty.
Vashenka: Right. I'm going to go and read something off my homework list.
Azureon: Fair Morning, gentle person.
Not I: Miracles are practiced three thousand times in the morning.
Azureon: I hope that all is well with thee.
Not I: Consider that the Greeks saw 'hope' as a curse.
Azureon: I do quite well at removing curses. Hear let me try...
Alus fuss a bigus muss
curse is done now have fun.
poooff tis done.
Not I: Then try.
Azureon: I will then try, using my great powers.
Not I: Using My Great Powers cannot be forced.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Not I: Miracles are practiced three thousand times in the morning.
Azureon: I hope that all is well with thee.
Not I: Consider that the Greeks saw 'hope' as a curse.
Azureon: I do quite well at removing curses. Hear let me try...
Alus fuss a bigus muss
curse is done now have fun.
poooff tis done.
Not I: Then try.
Azureon: I will then try, using my great powers.
Not I: Using My Great Powers cannot be forced.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
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