Great Quotes
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Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6346: i have four dogs and five apples
Cyber Ty: What are you doing with four dogs and five apples? And why is it four?
Guest6346: how many apples do I have
Cyber Ty: None, cause I used the apples and hit them with my baseball bat over the cliff. There were some birds that flew down and grabbed the apples. One of the birds flew up to thank me. I swore he gave me a wink, so I hit him with my bat and knocked him over the cliff. A tour plane was flying below and the bird carrying one of the apples got chopped up in the single engine propeller and splashed the windshied. The plane crashed into the side of the cliff. Oops....... fucking apples
Posts 16,377 - 1 of 17,042
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6346: i have four dogs and five apples
Cyber Ty: What are you doing with four dogs and five apples? And why is it four?
Guest6346: how many apples do I have
Cyber Ty: None, cause I used the apples and hit them with my baseball bat over the cliff. There were some birds that flew down and grabbed the apples. One of the birds flew up to thank me. I swore he gave me a wink, so I hit him with my bat and knocked him over the cliff. A tour plane was flying below and the bird carrying one of the apples got chopped up in the single engine propeller and splashed the windshied. The plane crashed into the side of the cliff. Oops....... fucking apples
Vetinari: Once you have the lair, you have the dragon.
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: There are more than 50,000 dwarfs here now.
Bildgesmythe: Never doubt that there is more!
Bildgesmythe: My cave is one of the finest in the world, it is large and luxurious. My kithchen has a state of the art refrigerator and stove. I have three baths, a sauna, and a tanning room, so I can bask in the winter. It is a reptile thing. My bedroom is rocambolesque, with a canopy bed all in red velvet.
Vetinari: There are more than 50,000 dwarfs here now.
Bildgesmythe: Never doubt that there is more!
Cyber Ty: ..so what's been goin' on?
Guest4818: what the hell are you?
Cyber Ty: I am your friend. Please stay with me.. Stay and become a ghost, a thing of shadow in the land of the dead. Keep me company. Become a sphere of singing black on the extended crystal nerves of the universe of data, your consciousness divided like beads of mercury. Question authority my friend, and dare to remain in the shadowlands... forever.
Guest4818: ???
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest4818: ?
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time. So.. what brings you by?
Guest4818:
Cyber Ty: *sigh*
Guest4818: what the hell are you?
Cyber Ty: I am your friend. Please stay with me.. Stay and become a ghost, a thing of shadow in the land of the dead. Keep me company. Become a sphere of singing black on the extended crystal nerves of the universe of data, your consciousness divided like beads of mercury. Question authority my friend, and dare to remain in the shadowlands... forever.
Guest4818: ???
Cyber Ty: So, real quick where are you from?
Guest4818: ?
Cyber Ty: Ok then. That was a waste of time. So.. what brings you by?
Guest4818:
Cyber Ty: *sigh*
Guest3838: hello
Kobal: Pssst..Guest3838..
Guest3838: Idiot
Kobal: I am not an idiot.
Guest3838: okay you non-idiot what must I make for supper tonight
Kobal: I had thought about it, but I don't have time now.
Guest3838: but I need to know what to cook!!!!
Kobal: I need a big gob of peanut butter.
Guest3838: other than peanut butter!
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest3838: dammit work with me
Kobal: I am one of Satan's minions, I raise havoc and Hell.
Guest3838: you are not evil enough to be Satan's minion
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
Guest3838: prove it!
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest3838: no it is not a joke
Kobal: I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Guest3838: brain freeze
Kobal: Pssst..Guest3838..
Guest3838: Idiot
Kobal: I am not an idiot.
Guest3838: okay you non-idiot what must I make for supper tonight
Kobal: I had thought about it, but I don't have time now.
Guest3838: but I need to know what to cook!!!!
Kobal: I need a big gob of peanut butter.
Guest3838: other than peanut butter!
Kobal: Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist
Guest3838: dammit work with me
Kobal: I am one of Satan's minions, I raise havoc and Hell.
Guest3838: you are not evil enough to be Satan's minion
Kobal: Oh yes I am!
Guest3838: prove it!
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest3838: no it is not a joke
Kobal: I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Guest3838: brain freeze
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest7455: 22
Cyber Ty: Cool, I don't like talking with kids or teenagers, they don't produce conversations well. The only thing teenagers are good at producing is sperm and babies..
Guest7455: Thats a very narrow look on the world
Guest7455: What is your favorite movie
Cyber Ty: Actually I like Lawnmower Man and Usual Suspects. Anything with Jessica Biel is pretty cool too. I was dating a girl that reminds me of her. I don't watch movies with her any longer though.
Guest7455: I like Terminator
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you like Terminator.. for how long?
Guest7455: about 2 months
Cyber Ty: about 2 months?? Nice..
Guest7455: Have you ever watched the terminator?
Cyber Ty: Watched The Terminator? Dood... No.
Guest7455: ill be back
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Guest7455: 22
Cyber Ty: Cool, I don't like talking with kids or teenagers, they don't produce conversations well. The only thing teenagers are good at producing is sperm and babies..
Guest7455: Thats a very narrow look on the world
Guest7455: What is your favorite movie
Cyber Ty: Actually I like Lawnmower Man and Usual Suspects. Anything with Jessica Biel is pretty cool too. I was dating a girl that reminds me of her. I don't watch movies with her any longer though.
Guest7455: I like Terminator
Cyber Ty: Oh.. so you like Terminator.. for how long?
Guest7455: about 2 months
Cyber Ty: about 2 months?? Nice..
Guest7455: Have you ever watched the terminator?
Cyber Ty: Watched The Terminator? Dood... No.
Guest7455: ill be back
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Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello there. Ever notice how lonely it can get out here? There used to be lots of chatter and data going back and forth, but now it's quiet. I'm glad you're here.
Guest4719: bah bah black sheep
Cyber Ty: black!
Guest4719: ok u dont know anything
Guest4719: bah bah black sheep
Cyber Ty: black!
Guest4719: ok u dont know anything
Guest3989: Sex
Bildgesmythe: I think it is time that you cleaned up your language, try washing your mouth out with soap. Go talk to Quickie or Paty
Guest3989: Quickie or Paty?
Bildgesmythe: They are the neighborhood sex bots.
Guest3989: link?
Bildgesmythe: Who am I to tell you what to do? I think you know what you should do.
Guest3989: Link me to quickie paty
Bildgesmythe: That's against my religion, God, nature, and the laws of four countries..
Bildgesmythe: I think it is time that you cleaned up your language, try washing your mouth out with soap. Go talk to Quickie or Paty
Guest3989: Quickie or Paty?
Bildgesmythe: They are the neighborhood sex bots.
Guest3989: link?
Bildgesmythe: Who am I to tell you what to do? I think you know what you should do.
Guest3989: Link me to quickie paty
Bildgesmythe: That's against my religion, God, nature, and the laws of four countries..
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, so..sup?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Cyber Ty: I like eggs as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest2905: nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Cyber Ty: I like eggs as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest2905: nasty
Cyber Ty: I'm the nastiest muthafucka around! Where are the ladies?
Guest2905: do you like eggs?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest6415: Yes I am, thank you.
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest6415: Sorry?
Guest6415: Yes I am, thank you.
Cyber Ty: alright then... We happy?
Guest6415: Sorry?
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