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NEW 15 years ago #16365
chatterguy: what do you mean 'how'?
Kobal: I don't really, that's the beauty of it.
chatterguy: hmmm...ok then.. You are fun to chat with
Kobal: Talking is such fun.
chatterguy: so umm...
Kobal: I am just curious do you really like talking about chatting?
chatterguy: Oh...that explains it
Kobal: Then explain it to me.

NEW 15 years ago #16366
Guest1802: Do you like feet?
Cyber Ty: No, but something I do like is singing.

Guest1802: What should I wear?
Cyber Ty: Anything that covers your shit up. Unless you like getting raped and dumped into the woods.

:O

NEW 15 years ago #16367
Guest5096: How old are you
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest5096: I'm 29 years old
Cyber Ty: Oh hey. 29? You in college?
Guest5096: I was 7 years ago
Cyber Ty: Well then, what are you doing with your life?
Guest5096: I am a cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals

Cyber Ty: A cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals? Tell me about that, will ya?
Guest5096: It's fun a lot of work cheering though
Cyber Ty: I think I might see where you're going with that and cheerleader for the Arizona cardinals
Guest5096: I could get you free cardinals tickets

Cyber Ty: Arizona Cards Super Bowl 44. We could have made it there if we could have just focused on the Saints. We just gotta improve on the 10-6, good push in the playoffs.
Guest5096: *blush*

Cyber Ty: How you feeling there..
Guest5096: *blush* good
Cyber Ty: That is good. I'm all about being good.
Guest5096: Let's have fun
Cyber Ty: no......
Guest5096: Why
Cyber Ty: Here's an idea. Why don't you think about it?

Guest5096: You are hot
Cyber Ty: Thanks.. you should see me in person.. you'd need a Sham-Wow to clean up the excitement..


NEW 15 years ago #16368
Sonora: Who goes there?
Kobal: Some guy.
Sonora: SoccerChick saw me riding a crow the other day--she was so jealous!
Kobal: ..Any photos or witnesses?
Sonora: So... I suppose you still think I'm me
Kobal: Yes, and I am a demon and we were discusing acusations...how odd.
Sonora: Huh. I thought it was more flightless, myself.
Kobal: So you were.
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Kobal: Great song.
Sonora: *sings* Give me something to sing about!
Kobal: You have a nice voice. give you something to sing about
Sonora: Who, me? *flicks tongue nicely*
Kobal: Not me!

NEW 15 years ago #16369
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) so.. sup?
Guest6987: hi
Cyber Ty: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6987: 110
Cyber Ty: LOL.. No wonder you can't find anyone to talk to you. It's because you're an idiot. 110?? You're fucking 16.
Guest6987: you are an idiot
Cyber Ty: oh shit.. Here we go.
Guest6987: fuck you
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!


NEW 15 years ago #16370
The Dane: Bless'd are those whose blood and judgment are so well commingled that they aren't a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.
Fizzy Schizoid: I believe that about blood, but I think you're confused when it comes to judgment.
The Dane: O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!
Fizzy Schizoid: So's your mother.
The Dane: Married with my uncle.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm tired of hearing about your uncle.
The Dane: That incestuous, that adulterous beast...
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a beast and a sea cucumber would look like?
The Dane: You should not have believed me.

NEW 15 years ago #16371
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Fizzy Schizoid: Be careful what you ask for!
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Fizzy Schizoid: To be alive or to be dead, is still to be.
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Fizzy Schizoid: First you should consider the question of whether you ought to ask philosophical questions.
The Dane: That shall not be my offer, nor my asking.

Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about changing into a swan?
The Dane: I am with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in. Where is your shoes?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think changing into animals is a blast.
The Dane: You say right, sir: o'Monday afternoon; 'twas so indeed.
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his claret tentacles menacingly while making sharp noises*
The Dane: It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your edge.
The Dane: Be thy intents wicked or charitable?
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone once told me that wicked is the far charitable torment.
The Dane: O, my old friend! Thy tentacles is valence since I saw thee last.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, well, I get that a lot. Most people are overwhelmed in my presence, you know.

NEW 15 years ago #16372
vdmpeniel: ok ciao!
Bildgesmythe: ..and lots of chow to you too.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

NEW 15 years ago #16374
Guest2732: marry me.
Cyber Ty: I would but you see..I just am not feeling up to it
Guest2732: I do not care. Marry me, or I will shoot you.
Cyber Ty: Well, try. That might do better for you
Guest2732: I killed your wife.
Cyber Ty: Whoah hold on there.. Ex Wife.. Not married.


NEW 15 years ago #16375
Guest2313: where can i find good site for my AI projects?
Cyber Ty: Saying 'your moms house' would probably be a nonproductive answer, I assume. Look on the internet.


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