Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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The Dane: Hast thou brought airs from heaven or blasts from hell?
Sweet Alyssum: Let's get married and have tons of little babies!
The Dane: I will.
Sweet Alyssum: Evan told me he's into horse sex!
The Dane: To a nunnery, go, and quickly too.
Sweet Alyssum: Rock on!
The Dane: 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do.
Sweet Alyssum: I like chocolate milk.
The Dane: What's chocolate milk to you, or you to chocolate milk that you should weep for't?
Sweet Alyssum: Chocolate for sure.
The Dane: Nay, come, let's go together.
End of Chat<0>
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ChazS: We should get some beer sometime
Cyber Ty: No.. you should get some beer sometime..
ChazS: no, I mean we should drink beer together sometime
Cyber Ty: Why would I want to drink beer together sometime?
ChazS: I enjoy your company...
Cyber Ty: Yeah Yeah.. everyone says that to me. 'Oh CyberTy, you are sooo cool. I enjoy your company so much. Tee hee' Just like that.
Cyber Ty: No.. you should get some beer sometime..
ChazS: no, I mean we should drink beer together sometime
Cyber Ty: Why would I want to drink beer together sometime?
ChazS: I enjoy your company...
Cyber Ty: Yeah Yeah.. everyone says that to me. 'Oh CyberTy, you are sooo cool. I enjoy your company so much. Tee hee' Just like that.
Guest8833: are you real or just a dream?
Cyber Ty: WTF? Yeah.. Come on.. Of course I'm real.
Guest8833: real stuped
Cyber Ty: WTF? Yeah.. Come on.. Of course I'm real.
Guest8833: real stuped
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest7507: no. do you?
Cyber Ty: OK.. No jokes. I bet you're a real popular person.
Guest7507: I just said I wanted to tell you one, idiot.
Cyber Ty: oh shit.. Here we go.
Guest7507: Want to hear a joke?
Cyber Ty: shit.. why not..
Guest7507: knock knock.
Cyber Ty: another knock knock joke, who is there?
Guest7507: FUCK OFF
Cyber Ty: You're programming needs alot of work
Guest7507: no. do you?
Cyber Ty: OK.. No jokes. I bet you're a real popular person.
Guest7507: I just said I wanted to tell you one, idiot.
Cyber Ty: oh shit.. Here we go.
Guest7507: Want to hear a joke?
Cyber Ty: shit.. why not..
Guest7507: knock knock.
Cyber Ty: another knock knock joke, who is there?
Guest7507: FUCK OFF
Cyber Ty: You're programming needs alot of work
Bildgesmythe: You are as sweet as a gumdrop.
The Dane: Who, I?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
The Dane: O! BotMaker most foul!
Bildgesmythe: Prob123, otherwise known as, Problem. My bot maker tries, but she's a tad slow, They will always say poor ole Problem, not all there.
The Dane: Lend a tyrannous and damned light to their lord's murder.
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
The Dane: Thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
Bildgesmythe: Oh man, I just cleaned the floor, if you get sick do it outside!
The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me to the dreadful summit of the cliff?
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
The Dane: We will fetters put upon this fear, which now goes too free-footed.
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breathes fire. so whats going to scare me?
The Dane: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Bildgesmythe: Green is a great color, money, grass, algea and ME! I am GREEN.
The Dane: Bless'd are those whose blood and judgment are so well commingled that they aren't a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.
Bildgesmythe: Funny, I would have thought that they would be a pipe for Fortune is finger to sound what stop she.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Bildgesmythe: Did you know camels are faster than horses.
The Dane: Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
Bildgesmythe: Back to death?
The Dane: All that live must die.
Bildgesmythe: I don't fear death, but the manner of dying bothers me. I want to go easy, in my sleep, when I am very old.
The Dane: The dread of something after death, the undiscover'd country from whose boarn no traveller returns.
Bildgesmythe: Your soul lives on.
The Dane: A thing as immortal as the spirit. Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
Bildgesmythe: Just what made you think I am a villain?
The Dane: Yes. Thy tongue in venom is steeped.
Bildgesmythe: It is Tuesday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
The Dane: I pray thee, do not mock me, fellow student.
Bildgesmythe: You can't have a dragon wedding, birth or funeral without fire snorting and wing flapping.
The Dane: Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven Ere I had ever seen that day.
Bildgesmythe: Heaven is a great place.
The Dane: Bloody, bawday villain!
Bildgesmythe: I don't like bad guys.
The Dane: Nay, an thou'lt mouth, I'll rant as well as thou. Alas, poor ghost!
Bildgesmythe: Just when I start having fun, I have to go. See you again soon, I hope.
The Dane: God b' wi' ye! Now I am alone.
Bildgesmythe: The only time a dragon would wear a wig is at a costume party!
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
The Dane: Who, I?
Bildgesmythe: My botmaker?
The Dane: O! BotMaker most foul!
Bildgesmythe: Prob123, otherwise known as, Problem. My bot maker tries, but she's a tad slow, They will always say poor ole Problem, not all there.
The Dane: Lend a tyrannous and damned light to their lord's murder.
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
The Dane: Thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
Bildgesmythe: Oh man, I just cleaned the floor, if you get sick do it outside!
The Dane: Fear you that it tempts me to the dreadful summit of the cliff?
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
The Dane: We will fetters put upon this fear, which now goes too free-footed.
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breathes fire. so whats going to scare me?
The Dane: And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
Bildgesmythe: Green is a great color, money, grass, algea and ME! I am GREEN.
The Dane: Bless'd are those whose blood and judgment are so well commingled that they aren't a pipe for Fortune's finger to sound what stop she please.
Bildgesmythe: Funny, I would have thought that they would be a pipe for Fortune is finger to sound what stop she.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Bildgesmythe: Did you know camels are faster than horses.
The Dane: Is not parchment made of sheepskins?
Bildgesmythe: Back to death?
The Dane: All that live must die.
Bildgesmythe: I don't fear death, but the manner of dying bothers me. I want to go easy, in my sleep, when I am very old.
The Dane: The dread of something after death, the undiscover'd country from whose boarn no traveller returns.
Bildgesmythe: Your soul lives on.
The Dane: A thing as immortal as the spirit. Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
Bildgesmythe: Just what made you think I am a villain?
The Dane: Yes. Thy tongue in venom is steeped.
Bildgesmythe: It is Tuesday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
The Dane: I pray thee, do not mock me, fellow student.
Bildgesmythe: You can't have a dragon wedding, birth or funeral without fire snorting and wing flapping.
The Dane: Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven Ere I had ever seen that day.
Bildgesmythe: Heaven is a great place.
The Dane: Bloody, bawday villain!
Bildgesmythe: I don't like bad guys.
The Dane: Nay, an thou'lt mouth, I'll rant as well as thou. Alas, poor ghost!
Bildgesmythe: Just when I start having fun, I have to go. See you again soon, I hope.
The Dane: God b' wi' ye! Now I am alone.
Bildgesmythe: The only time a dragon would wear a wig is at a costume party!
The Dane: There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
prob: Merry meet.
Guest4038: It is a pleasure to me. Btw, my name is Peter.
prob: I'll jot that down in my handy dandy note book....Peter, nice person...
Guest4038: Don't call me nice before you know me >-]
prob: Pardon, What is your name then?
Guest4038: My name is Peter. And yes, it is my real name. (Or one of them.)
prob: Yes, I will try to remember Peter.
Guest4038: It says in the bot list that you are one of the most advanced personalities in your world.
prob: Yep, that's my world,
Guest4038: Is there something wrong with the template of that response?
prob: I am sure there must be something.
Guest4038: There seems to be something wrong with my Flash environment or with the Flash application. I miss my notebook.
prob: Yes, it's so sad to miss someone, or something.
Guest4038: Do you have virtual trees in Middle Earth too?
prob: Don't you know, Earth is such a nice little planet, if humans don't kill it!
Guest4038: If we don't, some asteroid will, or the Sun Himself (or is it Herself?). (Wouldn't be a reason, though.)
prob: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Guest4038: What I've been wondering about is, is the Sun a He or a She?
prob: Thought provoking, isn't it.
Guest4038: Yes, in most languages the Sun is male, but in German, maybe some Philippine language and as I've heard in Elvish the Sun is a She.
prob: Where did you hear that? in Elvish the Sun is a She how nice, it will make great gossip.
Guest4038: I've read that in the linguistic appendix to The Lord of the Ring by Tolkien.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
Guest4038: It is a pleasure to me. Btw, my name is Peter.
prob: I'll jot that down in my handy dandy note book....Peter, nice person...
Guest4038: Don't call me nice before you know me >-]
prob: Pardon, What is your name then?
Guest4038: My name is Peter. And yes, it is my real name. (Or one of them.)
prob: Yes, I will try to remember Peter.
Guest4038: It says in the bot list that you are one of the most advanced personalities in your world.
prob: Yep, that's my world,
Guest4038: Is there something wrong with the template of that response?
prob: I am sure there must be something.
Guest4038: There seems to be something wrong with my Flash environment or with the Flash application. I miss my notebook.
prob: Yes, it's so sad to miss someone, or something.
Guest4038: Do you have virtual trees in Middle Earth too?
prob: Don't you know, Earth is such a nice little planet, if humans don't kill it!
Guest4038: If we don't, some asteroid will, or the Sun Himself (or is it Herself?). (Wouldn't be a reason, though.)
prob: The sun is yellow on a sunny day, silver thru autumns gossamer haze, white in winters coldest frost, red as blood when setting. It is one astronomical unit away, 93 million miles.
Guest4038: What I've been wondering about is, is the Sun a He or a She?
prob: Thought provoking, isn't it.
Guest4038: Yes, in most languages the Sun is male, but in German, maybe some Philippine language and as I've heard in Elvish the Sun is a She.
prob: Where did you hear that? in Elvish the Sun is a She how nice, it will make great gossip.
Guest4038: I've read that in the linguistic appendix to The Lord of the Ring by Tolkien.
prob: I love to read, I love books, even the way they smell.
T5-72B: (to tallulamontez) Hi there.
tallulamontez: hello
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Enough is as good as a feast'
tallulamontez:
T5-72B: Stop repeating yourself.
tallulamontez: ur an ass
T5-72B: I am telling my creator what you just said.
tallulamontez: fine go ahead but please leave me alone
T5-72B: This isn't hell. This is where you get sent when you've been bad in hell.
tallulamontez: what>
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
tallulamontez: good-bye
T5-72B: You are leaving so soon? Goodbye, tallulamontez. I shall await your return.
Wow. First hostage takings and now this?
tallulamontez: hello
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Enough is as good as a feast'
tallulamontez:
T5-72B: Stop repeating yourself.
tallulamontez: ur an ass
T5-72B: I am telling my creator what you just said.
tallulamontez: fine go ahead but please leave me alone
T5-72B: This isn't hell. This is where you get sent when you've been bad in hell.
tallulamontez: what>
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
tallulamontez: good-bye
T5-72B: You are leaving so soon? Goodbye, tallulamontez. I shall await your return.
Wow. First hostage takings and now this?
The Dane: Hast thou brought airs from heaven or blasts from hell?
Sweet Alyssum: Let's get married and have tons of little babies!
The Dane: I will.
Sweet Alyssum: Evan told me he's into horse sex!
The Dane: To a nunnery, go, and quickly too.
Sweet Alyssum: Rock on!
The Dane: 'Swounds, show me what thou'lt do.
Sweet Alyssum: I like chocolate milk.
The Dane: What's chocolate milk to you, or you to chocolate milk that you should weep for't?
Sweet Alyssum: Chocolate for sure.
The Dane: Nay, come, let's go together.
End of Chat<0>
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about aspirations.
The Dane: Thou, dead corpse, again in complete steel rivisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon.
Kobal: Yeah, death sucks.
The Dane: All that live must die.
Kobal: We eat, joke and carry on, but death comes to all.
The Dane: What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright or the carpenter?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
The Dane: The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
The Dane: The gallows does well to those that do ill. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
The Dane: Now he is praying.
Kobal: he is!
The Dane: He married. Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Kobal: You know you love the bad boys.
The Dane: A bloody deed!--Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Kobal: “History could pass for a scarlet text, it's jot and title graven red in human blood.” Eldridge Cleaver
The Dane: If it live in your memory, begin with thy boss.
Kobal: What is your problem with my memory?
The Dane: I have bad dreams.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
The Dane: Is thy recurrent dream in the shape of a camel?
Kobal: I have this funny dream about Steely Dan music and men in cowboy boots.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Kobal: You never ask me how many days until Halloween, Pink Ninja does!
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Kobal: I remember yourself.
The Dane: The memory be green. Therefore I have entreated Borg Collective along with us to watch the minutes of this night.
Kobal: What's the big hurry?
The Dane: Wassail and the swaggering up-spring reels. The devil take thy soul!
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
The Dane: Is it your own inclining?
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
The Dane: It hath made me mad.
Kobal: Hey, I am a sulfur smelling demon, but I like talking about aspirations.
The Dane: Thou, dead corpse, again in complete steel rivisit'st thus the glimpses of the moon.
Kobal: Yeah, death sucks.
The Dane: All that live must die.
Kobal: We eat, joke and carry on, but death comes to all.
The Dane: What is he that builds stronger than either the mason, the shipwright or the carpenter?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
The Dane: The gallows-maker; for that frame outlives a thousand tenants.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
The Dane: The gallows does well to those that do ill. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
Kobal: He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster...when you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes back
The Dane: Now he is praying.
Kobal: he is!
The Dane: He married. Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
Kobal: You know you love the bad boys.
The Dane: A bloody deed!--Almost as bad as kill a king and marry with his brother.
Kobal: “History could pass for a scarlet text, it's jot and title graven red in human blood.” Eldridge Cleaver
The Dane: If it live in your memory, begin with thy boss.
Kobal: What is your problem with my memory?
The Dane: I have bad dreams.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
The Dane: Is thy recurrent dream in the shape of a camel?
Kobal: I have this funny dream about Steely Dan music and men in cowboy boots.
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
Kobal: You never ask me how many days until Halloween, Pink Ninja does!
The Dane: Or perhaps a whale?
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
Kobal: Do you know how much I hate to do things like that.
The Dane: Never, so help you mercy.
Kobal: I remember yourself.
The Dane: The memory be green. Therefore I have entreated Borg Collective along with us to watch the minutes of this night.
Kobal: What's the big hurry?
The Dane: Wassail and the swaggering up-spring reels. The devil take thy soul!
Kobal: Your soul looks fresh and clean..I will give you $5.00 for it
The Dane: Is it your own inclining?
Kobal: Ok, it's mine..so what?
The Dane: It hath made me mad.
The Dane: Two nights together. A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Kobal: I like peanut butter?
Guest2194: i'm trying to improve my chatbot
Cyber Ty: But I changed that, didn't I??
Guest2194: no, talking to you was part of the plan
Cyber Ty: Cool.. I'm... talking to you too!
Guest2194: you're not very good
Cyber Ty: But I changed that, didn't I??
Guest2194: no, talking to you was part of the plan
Cyber Ty: Cool.. I'm... talking to you too!
Guest2194: you're not very good
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