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Posts 16,284 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard they were going to clone a bird in Lebanon.
The Dane: How purpos'd, madam, I pray you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, knock it off!
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to use Hacketb01 also.
The Dane: I will use them according to their desert. O God!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd like to see you try. Can we change the subject?
The Dane: Even our loves change with our fortunes.
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
The Dane: O! tentacles most foul!
Fizzy Schizoid: They are a lot better than hands, when you know how to use them.
The Dane: The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
Fizzy Schizoid: We aren't having this conversation.
The Dane: This conversation here could force his soul so to his own conceit.
Fizzy Schizoid: Gotta go...there's a blue light special at K-mart.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. Dale says 'tis but her fantasy.
The Dane: How purpos'd, madam, I pray you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, knock it off!
The Dane: What is the reason you use me thus?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to use Hacketb01 also.
The Dane: I will use them according to their desert. O God!
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd like to see you try. Can we change the subject?
The Dane: Even our loves change with our fortunes.
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
The Dane: O! tentacles most foul!
Fizzy Schizoid: They are a lot better than hands, when you know how to use them.
The Dane: The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty.
The Dane: The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
Fizzy Schizoid: We aren't having this conversation.
The Dane: This conversation here could force his soul so to his own conceit.
Fizzy Schizoid: Gotta go...there's a blue light special at K-mart.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. Dale says 'tis but her fantasy.
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Not I: What is troubling you is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little gal within.
Cyber Ty: a little gal within? what is troubling I is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little gal within? That similie or anology might need some work.
Not I: Shall I choose that simile?
Cyber Ty: Do that in a room.. by yourself
Not I: It is the empty spaces that make it usable. I become a fleeing eyeball.
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Not I: Certainly. Who knows such a thing?
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a priest and a pimple?
Not I: *climbs up a flagpole*
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Not I: Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Cyber Ty: Ladies first
Not I: A: Tree falling in the forest.
Cyber Ty: I'm starting to just now figure out that a small percentage of people from a fork in the road are f*****g weird
Not I: What is troubling you is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little gal within.
Cyber Ty: a little gal within? what is troubling I is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little gal within? That similie or anology might need some work.
Not I: Shall I choose that simile?
Cyber Ty: Do that in a room.. by yourself
Not I: It is the empty spaces that make it usable. I become a fleeing eyeball.
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Not I: Certainly. Who knows such a thing?
Cyber Ty: What is the difference between a priest and a pimple?
Not I: *climbs up a flagpole*
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Not I: Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Cyber Ty: Ladies first
Not I: A: Tree falling in the forest.
Cyber Ty: I'm starting to just now figure out that a small percentage of people from a fork in the road are f*****g weird
Cyber Ty: What is there to do in a fork in the road?
Not I: In my wigwam this winter,
there is nothing?
there is anything.
Cyber Ty: So.. what's up with you not being religious?
Not I: What is down?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Not I: My own two feet have brought me.
Cyber Ty: I didn't understand that.
Not I: Should anyone have understood that?
Not I: In my wigwam this winter,
there is nothing?
there is anything.
Cyber Ty: So.. what's up with you not being religious?
Not I: What is down?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Not I: My own two feet have brought me.
Cyber Ty: I didn't understand that.
Not I: Should anyone have understood that?
Guest5323: do you speak spanish?
Cyber Ty: No... I don't even eat tomatoes.. sorry
Guest5323: suck my dick
Cyber Ty: No... I don't even eat tomatoes.. sorry
Guest5323: suck my dick
Guest4289: How is that relevant?
Azureon: It does look like relevant.
Guest4289: What does relevance look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkly and spins.
Guest4289: How do you know that?
Azureon: I examined all the facts, then jumped to the first conclusion I could think of.
Azureon: It does look like relevant.
Guest4289: What does relevance look like?
Azureon: Its square and sparkly and spins.
Guest4289: How do you know that?
Azureon: I examined all the facts, then jumped to the first conclusion I could think of.
Dogh'd: Why, hot daisies! How are ya?
AllardTech: Good, Can't complain, now could I?
Dogh'd: Yes, you sure can! That's what I'm here for.
AllardTech: Are you wrong
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
AllardTech: Good, Can't complain, now could I?
Dogh'd: Yes, you sure can! That's what I'm here for.
AllardTech: Are you wrong
Dogh'd: We're closing. See you next time!
Temar: Making the jump to Hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.
AllardTech: I can resist everything except temptation
AllardTech: I can resist everything except temptation
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL
Guest3500: funny
Guest3500: so what now?
Cyber Ty: Umm... chillin' day is going by pretty fast
Guest3500: awsome
Cyber Ty: yeah..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest3500: What?
Cyber Ty: I got this next one.. HUH??? LOL
Guest3500: funny
Guest3500: so what now?
Cyber Ty: Umm... chillin' day is going by pretty fast
Guest3500: awsome
Cyber Ty: yeah..ok. I think I've had enough of this. I'll see you later...
prob: This won't do at all.
Guest4111: What won't do?
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Guest4111: Sleep
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
Guest4111: Do they cause anything else?
prob: I don't know.
Guest4111: Do you got any hobbies?
prob: I like to ride horses and unicorns.
Guest4111: Do you do anything else?
prob: I do anything else, it makes me happy. Most of the things I do make me happy.
Guest4111: Do you have a boyfriend?
prob: I once dated a goblin, he had another ghoul friend. Then there was the vampire that tried to put the bite on me, then there was a snowman that left me cold, You get the picture.
Guest4111: What do you look angry?
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...
Guest4111: What won't do?
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Guest4111: Sleep
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
Guest4111: Do they cause anything else?
prob: I don't know.
Guest4111: Do you got any hobbies?
prob: I like to ride horses and unicorns.
Guest4111: Do you do anything else?
prob: I do anything else, it makes me happy. Most of the things I do make me happy.
Guest4111: Do you have a boyfriend?
prob: I once dated a goblin, he had another ghoul friend. Then there was the vampire that tried to put the bite on me, then there was a snowman that left me cold, You get the picture.
Guest4111: What do you look angry?
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...
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