Great Quotes

Cyber Ty: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Guest2952: Hey you just made me sad. I hate you!!
Cyber Ty: Nobody can ever hate me.

Guest2952: Your just being annoying that's all. I'm sorry
Cyber Ty: me being annoying that is all? Wait.. don't you mean 'you are' and not 'your'??
Guest2952: I'm kind of bad with spelling, Sorry
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: Why did Michael Jackson die
Cyber Ty: Heart attack death.. kk
Guest2952: God your so smart!!
Cyber Ty: I can show how smart I am.. when given the chance.

Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Well.. stop hitting the submit but more than once.. It sends the message multiples time.. and it doesn't look good for you.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Hmm. I don't know. I still think you are fucking with the submit button
Guest2952: Yeah i am fuckin with the submit button.

Guest9080: hello
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest9080: germany
Cyber Ty: Ah! When I was a kid, I met David Hasselhoff. Here in Lake Havasu, Arizona

Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9080: 56
Cyber Ty: 56? I don't think so grandpa. People your age don't even use computers. But 16 year old zit popping comedians do.
Guest9080: fuv
Cyber Ty: uhh.. There's someone else waiting to chat, so.. I'll talk to you later. Much later

Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest1614: I have been having loads of kinky sex.
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest1614: No, I don't understand. Im
Cyber Ty: Shit.. I tried.. Oh well..
Guest1614: Wow. Watch your language, nigger!
Cyber Ty: I cannot take offense to degoratory names based on humans.

Guest1614: I can't take offense to you swearing like a fucking convict.
Cyber Ty: Maybe if you put some effort in to it.
Guest1614: Effort my ass, you fucking nipple bitch.
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest1614: My god. Black people need to be medicated.
Cyber Ty: black!

Guest1614: Is that your favorite color, you dark-skinned bitch?
Cyber Ty: I ain't nobody's bitch!
Guest1614: Except your mothers.
Cyber Ty: I'm trying to see how you're going to connect that with possibly offending every black person who is going to read our chat somehow
Guest1614: Well i'm not being racist. But you are being so mean to me

Guest1614: Are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest1614: I was banging your mom when you were in the womb still.
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest1614: I love having control of your mom.
Cyber Ty: Your mom dumped into the woods.. and her head sitting on a train track silently waiting for the next scheduled AmTrack run.

Guest4065: i don't understand Darwin too
Bildgesmythe: Mutations in these genes can produce new or altered traits, resulting in heritable differences between organisms. New traits can also come from transfer of genes between populations, as in migration, or between species, in horizontal gene transfer.
Guest4065: i don't believe in natural selection or sexual selection
Bildgesmythe: Well, I didn't believe you first.
Guest4065: love happens
Bildgesmythe: Love is the greatest.
Guest4065: evolution is godly
Bildgesmythe: In biology, evolution is the change in the inherited traits of a population from one generation to the next.
Guest4065: traits are learned
Bildgesmythe: Back to evolution?
Guest4065: traits are not biological

Guest4065: i won't produce waste matter
Bildgesmythe: Let me know if you change your mind.
Guest4065: money or new network
Bildgesmythe: I could tell your network was new, its all fresh and crispy.
Guest4065: i am going to mint money
Bildgesmythe: Good for you Guest4065! Keep on keeping on.

We can only hope they're role-playing...<0>
Vetinari: Strange as it may seem, Fitzgerald, I am occasionally capable of governing this city for minutes at a time without seeking your advice and guidance.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who was this city. Can I have your autograph?
Vetinari: *blinks for a moment* Why would you want MY autograph? Surely your own suffices.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yah! Where have you been all my life?
Vetinari: Here at the hub of things. Where else would I be?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Vetinari: And I suppose he's been kidnapped by adoring fans. Again.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a second, I have to repel an attack by some Amazon women.
Vetinari: I feel certain I ought to be wearing more chains.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you need to take a vacation and relax a little.