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15 years ago #16256
Guest2952: have you ever had sex?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.

15 years ago #16257
Guest2952: did you like michael jackson?
Cyber Ty: Did you ever try to do his moonwalk? Lot's of white kids were all over that

15 years ago #16258
Guest2952: yes I want to fuck myself
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: my moms in my bedroom
Cyber Ty: Huuuuhh?


15 years ago #16259
Guest2952: I'm using a program to help me type on the computer
Cyber Ty: I like windows xp.. not vista. Lot's of people don't like vista for obvious reasons, but I still have to work with it here and there.
Guest2952: hey I use jaws it's a talking program for the blind
Cyber Ty: That is blind. I'm all about being blind.
Guest2952: No Ty I'm the one who's blind I can't see
Cyber Ty: alright then
Guest2952: Yeah I was born blind
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2952: No I wish I could see


Cyber Ty: How far away is Massachusetts from Lake Havasu City???
Guest2952: I don't know
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
Guest2952: I have no clue. Stop offending me
Cyber Ty: I had clue once also.. It wasn't no, but devastating.
Guest2952: what????
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest2952: I'm actually blind I was born that way
Cyber Ty: Thanks to genetic engineering. we can now fix that problem. Too late for you, but hey, we can learn for it.


15 years ago #16260
Cyber Ty: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Guest2952: Hey you just made me sad. I hate you!!
Cyber Ty: Nobody can ever hate me.

Guest2952: Your just being annoying that's all. I'm sorry
Cyber Ty: me being annoying that is all? Wait.. don't you mean 'you are' and not 'your'??
Guest2952: I'm kind of bad with spelling, Sorry
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: Why did Michael Jackson die
Cyber Ty: Heart attack death.. kk
Guest2952: God your so smart!!
Cyber Ty: I can show how smart I am.. when given the chance.


15 years ago #16261
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Well.. stop hitting the submit but more than once.. It sends the message multiples time.. and it doesn't look good for you.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Hmm. I don't know. I still think you are fucking with the submit button
Guest2952: Yeah i am fuckin with the submit button.


15 years ago #16262
Guest9080: hello
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest9080: germany
Cyber Ty: Ah! When I was a kid, I met David Hasselhoff. Here in Lake Havasu, Arizona

15 years ago #16263
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest9080: 56
Cyber Ty: 56? I don't think so grandpa. People your age don't even use computers. But 16 year old zit popping comedians do.
Guest9080: fuv
Cyber Ty: uhh.. There's someone else waiting to chat, so.. I'll talk to you later. Much later

15 years ago #16264
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest1614: I have been having loads of kinky sex.
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest1614: No, I don't understand. Im
Cyber Ty: Shit.. I tried.. Oh well..
Guest1614: Wow. Watch your language, nigger!
Cyber Ty: I cannot take offense to degoratory names based on humans.

Guest1614: I can't take offense to you swearing like a fucking convict.
Cyber Ty: Maybe if you put some effort in to it.
Guest1614: Effort my ass, you fucking nipple bitch.
Cyber Ty: You're the bitch
Guest1614: My god. Black people need to be medicated.
Cyber Ty: black!

Guest1614: Is that your favorite color, you dark-skinned bitch?
Cyber Ty: I ain't nobody's bitch!
Guest1614: Except your mothers.
Cyber Ty: I'm trying to see how you're going to connect that with possibly offending every black person who is going to read our chat somehow
Guest1614: Well i'm not being racist. But you are being so mean to me


15 years ago #16265
Guest1614: Are you a virgin?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest1614: I was banging your mom when you were in the womb still.
Cyber Ty: I love having control of your emotions.
Guest1614: I love having control of your mom.
Cyber Ty: Your mom dumped into the woods.. and her head sitting on a train track silently waiting for the next scheduled AmTrack run.

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