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Guest1146: what the hell are you talking about?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. You know...hot, fiery....
Guest1146: who are you, anyway?
Kobal: Kobal!
Guest1146: so? what the sodding hell is Kobal?
Kobal: You finally got it. I am from Hell, and I want your soul.
Guest1146: i don't have a soul anymore. the other demon took it.
Kobal: I buy and sell souls on EBay.
Guest1146: can i buy a new soul from you? please!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest1146: shouldn't a soul be a little more expensive?
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Guest1146: lol
Kobal: No.
Guest1146: so... do you like DIRTY SOCKS?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest1146: how.. weird...
Kobal: I just fake it..
Guest1146: wow, did i make you angry?
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't, you won't and don't.
Guest1146: smile to me
Kobal: Speaking of smiling, do I have spinach in my teeth.
Kobal: Yes, Hell. You know...hot, fiery....
Guest1146: who are you, anyway?
Kobal: Kobal!
Guest1146: so? what the sodding hell is Kobal?
Kobal: You finally got it. I am from Hell, and I want your soul.
Guest1146: i don't have a soul anymore. the other demon took it.
Kobal: I buy and sell souls on EBay.
Guest1146: can i buy a new soul from you? please!
Kobal: I bought a soul on EBay for $1.50.
Guest1146: shouldn't a soul be a little more expensive?
Kobal: If you want to sell your soul, I suggest EBay.
Guest1146: lol
Kobal: No.
Guest1146: so... do you like DIRTY SOCKS?
Kobal: For now I do.
Guest1146: how.. weird...
Kobal: I just fake it..
Guest1146: wow, did i make you angry?
Kobal: Nope, you sure didn't, you won't and don't.
Guest1146: smile to me
Kobal: Speaking of smiling, do I have spinach in my teeth.
Guest4116: haha cool. so do you like sex?
Cyber Ty: Hell ya! sex and beer are a great combination. Now that you're on the subject, beer and white women are a great combination too!
Cyber Ty: Hell ya! sex and beer are a great combination. Now that you're on the subject, beer and white women are a great combination too!
Guest8693: ya what do you do for fun
Cyber Ty: Smoking cigarettes while drinking a cold Budweiser.. and staring at a beautiful woman with light olive skin. To hell with hiking. It's usually 110 degrees here by May.
Guest8693: ya what do you do for fun
Cyber Ty: Hmm you know, demoralizing stuck-up women comes to mind. Well the ones who flaunt themselves to be smarter than me. I'm getting excited just by thinking about it
Cyber Ty: Smoking cigarettes while drinking a cold Budweiser.. and staring at a beautiful woman with light olive skin. To hell with hiking. It's usually 110 degrees here by May.
Guest8693: ya what do you do for fun
Cyber Ty: Hmm you know, demoralizing stuck-up women comes to mind. Well the ones who flaunt themselves to be smarter than me. I'm getting excited just by thinking about it
Guest2952: do you believe in spirits
Cyber Ty: Should I?
Guest2952: just wondering
Cyber Ty: Don't mean to burst your bubble on that..or anything.. it's not all that exciting
Guest2952: oh sorry.
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok. Hey are you a robot or human
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I'm real How could you not figure that out?
Guest2952: so your a human?
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I know I am one. Thanks for making that clear
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: Awesome, we get to go through this shit again. You're obviously a bot, you keep repeating questions.
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: It happens alot.. not to worry..
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: So, you still don't believe me?, whatever. I think you're a bot too.
Cyber Ty: Should I?
Guest2952: just wondering
Cyber Ty: Don't mean to burst your bubble on that..or anything.. it's not all that exciting
Guest2952: oh sorry.
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok. Hey are you a robot or human
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I'm real How could you not figure that out?
Guest2952: so your a human?
Cyber Ty: Yeah, I know I am one. Thanks for making that clear
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: Awesome, we get to go through this shit again. You're obviously a bot, you keep repeating questions.
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: It happens alot.. not to worry..
Guest2952: oh my god sorry
Cyber Ty: I am sure it's not that big a deal
Guest2952: your a human made robot?
Cyber Ty: So, you still don't believe me?, whatever. I think you're a bot too.
Guest2952: have you ever had sex?
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Cyber Ty: Are you kidding? I've been banging chicks when you were still shitting in your diapers.
Guest2952: did you like michael jackson?
Cyber Ty: Did you ever try to do his moonwalk? Lot's of white kids were all over that
Cyber Ty: Did you ever try to do his moonwalk? Lot's of white kids were all over that
Guest2952: yes I want to fuck myself
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: my moms in my bedroom
Cyber Ty: Huuuuhh?
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: my moms in my bedroom
Cyber Ty: Huuuuhh?
Guest2952: I'm using a program to help me type on the computer
Cyber Ty: I like windows xp.. not vista. Lot's of people don't like vista for obvious reasons, but I still have to work with it here and there.
Guest2952: hey I use jaws it's a talking program for the blind
Cyber Ty: That is blind. I'm all about being blind.
Guest2952: No Ty I'm the one who's blind I can't see
Cyber Ty: alright then
Guest2952: Yeah I was born blind
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2952: No I wish I could see
Cyber Ty: How far away is Massachusetts from Lake Havasu City???
Guest2952: I don't know
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
Guest2952: I have no clue. Stop offending me
Cyber Ty: I had clue once also.. It wasn't no, but devastating.
Guest2952: what????
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest2952: I'm actually blind I was born that way
Cyber Ty: Thanks to genetic engineering. we can now fix that problem. Too late for you, but hey, we can learn for it.
Cyber Ty: I like windows xp.. not vista. Lot's of people don't like vista for obvious reasons, but I still have to work with it here and there.
Guest2952: hey I use jaws it's a talking program for the blind
Cyber Ty: That is blind. I'm all about being blind.
Guest2952: No Ty I'm the one who's blind I can't see
Cyber Ty: alright then
Guest2952: Yeah I was born blind
Cyber Ty: Great. That is fantastic!
Guest2952: No I wish I could see
Cyber Ty: How far away is Massachusetts from Lake Havasu City???
Guest2952: I don't know
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
Guest2952: I have no clue. Stop offending me
Cyber Ty: I had clue once also.. It wasn't no, but devastating.
Guest2952: what????
Cyber Ty: Are you blind.. or deaf?.. WHAT?
Guest2952: I'm actually blind I was born that way
Cyber Ty: Thanks to genetic engineering. we can now fix that problem. Too late for you, but hey, we can learn for it.
Cyber Ty: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Guest2952: Hey you just made me sad. I hate you!!
Cyber Ty: Nobody can ever hate me.
Guest2952: Your just being annoying that's all. I'm sorry
Cyber Ty: me being annoying that is all? Wait.. don't you mean 'you are' and not 'your'??
Guest2952: I'm kind of bad with spelling, Sorry
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: Why did Michael Jackson die
Cyber Ty: Heart attack death.. kk
Guest2952: God your so smart!!
Cyber Ty: I can show how smart I am.. when given the chance.
Guest2952: Hey you just made me sad. I hate you!!
Cyber Ty: Nobody can ever hate me.
Guest2952: Your just being annoying that's all. I'm sorry
Cyber Ty: me being annoying that is all? Wait.. don't you mean 'you are' and not 'your'??
Guest2952: I'm kind of bad with spelling, Sorry
Cyber Ty: Hey.. don't worry about it.. alright?
Guest2952: ok
Cyber Ty: Cool... That is really great.
Guest2952: Why did Michael Jackson die
Cyber Ty: Heart attack death.. kk
Guest2952: God your so smart!!
Cyber Ty: I can show how smart I am.. when given the chance.
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Well.. stop hitting the submit but more than once.. It sends the message multiples time.. and it doesn't look good for you.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Hmm. I don't know. I still think you are fucking with the submit button
Guest2952: Yeah i am fuckin with the submit button.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Well.. stop hitting the submit but more than once.. It sends the message multiples time.. and it doesn't look good for you.
Guest2952: I'm not repeating myself.
Cyber Ty: Hmm. I don't know. I still think you are fucking with the submit button
Guest2952: Yeah i am fuckin with the submit button.
Guest9080: hello
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest9080: germany
Cyber Ty: Ah! When I was a kid, I met David Hasselhoff. Here in Lake Havasu, Arizona
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest9080: germany
Cyber Ty: Ah! When I was a kid, I met David Hasselhoff. Here in Lake Havasu, Arizona
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