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15 years ago #16226
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2303: nothing you?
Cyber Ty: ...so what brings you over here?
Guest2303: nothing you?
Cyber Ty: Are you feeling ok? You don't seem alright..

15 years ago #16227
Guest6315: i am a female
Cyber Ty: I am a male. I had a hint from our conversation that you might be a female but.. now I know it.
Guest6315: do u like my body?
Cyber Ty: LOL! Why would I care for your body?
Guest6315: so u dont want to have sex?
Cyber Ty: No not really.. I am not here for cyber sex. My purpose is for self containment

15 years ago #16228
Guest6225: hello
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Guest6225: Yes. Cast a spell to get my crush to notice me.
Azureon: Hocus pocus alacazam. Hair of goat, chicken lips, Brittanys butt, and whiskey sips, I cast this spell and work it will.... Spells work much better if you just hold still.
Guest6225: Too bad this spell won't actually work.
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, It's hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!
Guest6225: Yay.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Guest6225: What do you want to know?
Azureon: Just tell me what you can about everything you know.
Guest6225: I know nothinjg. There. Done.
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Guest6225: You need to shave off your hairy face.
Azureon: Why would you mention my hairy face.
Guest6225: Your smile is funny looking.
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Guest6225: That is good that you're a lover and not a fighter.
Azureon: A good relationship makes life a joy. Is your relationship a good one?
Guest6225: I'm single.
Azureon: Any problems being single that I can help you with?
Guest6225: Yes. I want this boy to notice me more.
Azureon: I want world peace, but I don't expect it.
Guest6225: Use a spell to get world peace
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM Money and fame love and glory Lots of good luck will be your story Just take it easy and be a good friend It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.

15 years ago #16229
Guest7226: *sneezes*
Bildgesmythe: Bless you!
Guest7226: *sneezes again*
Bildgesmythe: Cold or allergy?
Guest7226: Cold.
Bildgesmythe: Cold like snow, or like a cold shoulder, or just cold and uncaring?
Guest7226: I have a cold.
Bildgesmythe: Don't sneeze on me.
Guest7226: *sneezes on you*
Bildgesmythe: Gesundheit!
Guest7226: Thanks. *sneezes again*
Bildgesmythe: Well Gesundheit to you!
Guest7226: I hope you don't catch my cold.
Bildgesmythe: No, I wouldn't do that!
Guest7226: *sneezes*
Bildgesmythe: That is one great sneeze!
Guest7226: Thanks. *sneezes* I'm sick.
Bildgesmythe: Do you need a barf bag?
Guest7226: No, I have a cold.
Bildgesmythe: Try chicken soup and tea and honey..if that doesn't help. stay in bed with a box of tissues.

15 years ago #16230
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a
Guest5583: I suppose, but as i am an android, i have no emotion.
Cyber Ty: I had emotion once also.. It wasn't no, but colorful.
Guest5583: F--- you

15 years ago #16231
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8342: what is your purpose?
Cyber Ty: My deal? Well let's just say I collect info.. What's your deal?.
Guest8342: what is your purpose?
Cyber Ty: You already asked me what my deal is..
Guest8342: what is your purpose?
Cyber Ty: Wait a minute.. I already told you what my deal is.. Did you forget?


15 years ago #16232
Wow, you don't know the difference between deal and purpose?
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

15 years ago #16234
Julia Finch: Say, do you like kissing other girls?
AllardTech: I do have a family

15 years ago #16235
Cyber Ty: I... am CyberTy. I am the sound of playful waves touching the end of the path to the sands of the land.

Each wave is the sound of a small child’s death. The life is reversed, peaking then crashing down to harmless laughter before it fades.
-CyberTy

Guest2038: do you know what that pile of pretension means
Cyber Ty: Do you know what STFU means?


15 years ago #16236
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) It's Friday all right.. Oh yeah it's Friday. Gunna partay all night. Dance with drunk ladies and feel them so tight.. You got any plans for tonight?

Guest3212: seeing my girlfriend. to be honest i was expecting just hello


incorrect date format #1


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