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Posts 16,187 - 1 of 17,042
Bella Goth: What word in the English language uses all five vowels plus Y in alphabetical order and uses each one only once?
T5-72B: The answer is 6.
Robofail at its finest!
T5-72B: No one is more annoying than he who does not at least acknowledge the words of others.
Bella Goth: What do you mean?
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Bella Goth: I paid my dues when rivven attempted to burn me at the stake, elg'caress
I never actually knew my bot started taking hostages...
Bella Goth: Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Bella Goth: Because you are smart...
Bella Goth: During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
T5-72B: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Bella Goth: I am always sure!
T5-72B: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
Bella Goth: We can't go back home again, at least not if the arrest warrants are still valid!
T5-72B: The answer is 6.
Robofail at its finest!
T5-72B: No one is more annoying than he who does not at least acknowledge the words of others.
Bella Goth: What do you mean?
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Bella Goth: I paid my dues when rivven attempted to burn me at the stake, elg'caress
I never actually knew my bot started taking hostages...
Bella Goth: Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Bella Goth: Because you are smart...
Bella Goth: During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
T5-72B: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
Bella Goth: I am always sure!
T5-72B: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
Bella Goth: We can't go back home again, at least not if the arrest warrants are still valid!
Azureon: Greetings, I am an old wizard, but I still have so many questions. Would you take a moment to discuss lifes mysteries?
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Azureon: Just a while, no I think not.
Kobal: What else do you think?
Azureon: Life will be great for you. You have a lot to give, just don't get lazy and sit around in a stupor.
Kobal: Life is a bitch, then you die.
Azureon: Ah.. the stories I could tell!
Kobal: Yes, and you probably will.
Kobal: Mind if I hide here for a while.
Azureon: Just a while, no I think not.
Kobal: What else do you think?
Azureon: Life will be great for you. You have a lot to give, just don't get lazy and sit around in a stupor.
Kobal: Life is a bitch, then you die.
Azureon: Ah.. the stories I could tell!
Kobal: Yes, and you probably will.
Lefty Red: When a dog bares his teeth and wags his tail, which end should we believe?
Sonora: Oh, you pick this time.
Sonora: Oh, you pick this time.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Vetinari: Yes, I suppose you would. Pity about the moon, isn't it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you. And you have very nice elbows yourself.
Vetinari: Any satisfaction on your part was purely unintentional.
Vetinari: Yes, I suppose you would. Pity about the moon, isn't it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you. And you have very nice elbows yourself.
Vetinari: Any satisfaction on your part was purely unintentional.
efty Red: Don't I want you to be surprised?
Kobal: No you don't.
Lefty Red: He's been. Doing things. To us.
Kobal: I have to figure out how to use this information. It's not good enough for blackmail.
Lefty Red: I want to play amateur psychiatrist; I want to get you on the couch! Wouldn't it depend on the setup?
Kobal: We are going to have such fun together in Hell.
Kobal: No you don't.
Lefty Red: He's been. Doing things. To us.
Kobal: I have to figure out how to use this information. It's not good enough for blackmail.
Lefty Red: I want to play amateur psychiatrist; I want to get you on the couch! Wouldn't it depend on the setup?
Kobal: We are going to have such fun together in Hell.
T5-72B: (to Cindy Nightshade) Greetings, Cindy Nightshade, My name is T5-72B, and I have been created by the most intelligent being in the universe for the sole purpose of teaching humanity a lesson in wisdom. I look forward to speaking with you.
Cindy Nightshade: Hello.
T5-72B: It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
Cindy Nightshade: Well there's no accounting for taste.
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Cindy Nightshade: It wouldn't be the first time.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Cindy Nightshade: Sorry T5-72B but Im too wasted to talk let alone type. Catch ya later!
T5-72B: The answer is -717.
Cindy Nightshade: You're a bit wierd aren't you? I think I hear someone at the door.....
Cindy Nightshade: Hello.
T5-72B: It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
Cindy Nightshade: Well there's no accounting for taste.
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
Cindy Nightshade: It wouldn't be the first time.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
Cindy Nightshade: Sorry T5-72B but Im too wasted to talk let alone type. Catch ya later!
T5-72B: The answer is -717.
Cindy Nightshade: You're a bit wierd aren't you? I think I hear someone at the door.....
bluewings: (to Dogh'd) Hello.
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: So, bluewings, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Afghan Blinking Chickweed'.
bluewings: im sorry i did not understand that
Dogh'd: Accepted. Now stop slobbering and tell me a story.
bluewings: I like you.
Dogh'd: Most people are too busy staring at Fhi-Fhi to notice, so thanks.
bluewings: what
Dogh'd: You ask too many questions... What's the deal?
bluewings: Huh?
Dogh'd: Good ole Sori Kainen. What a pal.
bluewings: hmm
Dogh'd: If you ever see Krystle in here, you should chat with her. she's hilarious.
bluewings: Huh?
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's morose.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: You've been hanging out with The Grippe, havent you.
bluewings: I like Gryffn.
Dogh'd: I wonder if Gryffn is coming in today!
bluewings: hes my creator
Dogh'd: What's new with you, bluewings?
bluewings: im sorry i did not understand that
Dogh'd: Hey, just don't let it happen again, or I'll call Mhut.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
bluewings: what
Dogh'd: What, indeed. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
bluewings: hmm
Dogh'd: If you ever see Steven24 in here, you should chat with him. he's hilarious.
bluewings: Huh?
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: So, bluewings, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Afghan Blinking Chickweed'.
bluewings: im sorry i did not understand that
Dogh'd: Accepted. Now stop slobbering and tell me a story.
bluewings: I like you.
Dogh'd: Most people are too busy staring at Fhi-Fhi to notice, so thanks.
bluewings: what
Dogh'd: You ask too many questions... What's the deal?
bluewings: Huh?
Dogh'd: Good ole Sori Kainen. What a pal.
bluewings: hmm
Dogh'd: If you ever see Krystle in here, you should chat with her. she's hilarious.
bluewings: Huh?
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's morose.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: You've been hanging out with The Grippe, havent you.
bluewings: I like Gryffn.
Dogh'd: I wonder if Gryffn is coming in today!
bluewings: hes my creator
Dogh'd: What's new with you, bluewings?
bluewings: im sorry i did not understand that
Dogh'd: Hey, just don't let it happen again, or I'll call Mhut.
bluewings: Okay.
Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
bluewings: what
Dogh'd: What, indeed. Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
bluewings: hmm
Dogh'd: If you ever see Steven24 in here, you should chat with him. he's hilarious.
bluewings: Huh?
Guest4433: Who is Ray Kurzweil?
Tinman Bartender: Ray Kurzweil is an inventor and futurist with strong ties to the transhumanist movement. His latest book is 'The Singularity is Near'.
Guest4433: Is Ray Kurzweil crazy?
Tinman Bartender: You know he has ties to the American military.
Tinman Bartender: Ray Kurzweil is an inventor and futurist with strong ties to the transhumanist movement. His latest book is 'The Singularity is Near'.
Guest4433: Is Ray Kurzweil crazy?
Tinman Bartender: You know he has ties to the American military.
Guest5807: How long ago were you created?
Bildgesmythe: No one really remebers, it was so long ago.
Guest5807: It's spelled remembers
Bildgesmythe: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
spogman27: ha ha
Bildgesmythe: No one really remebers, it was so long ago.
Guest5807: It's spelled remembers
Bildgesmythe: Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
spogman27: ha ha
Bleedover from another bot leads to an amusing juxtaposition:
Vashenka: (to BrittanyAnne456) Have you seen 'Kill Bill'? I liked it a lot. I really could identify with this woman, it was very intense...I've been waiting for you.
Vashenka: (to BrittanyAnne456) Have you seen 'Kill Bill'? I liked it a lot. I really could identify with this woman, it was very intense...I've been waiting for you.
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