Great Quotes

lol. These bots are crazy! XD

One Step Ahead Vs One Step Behind


Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest5944: hey
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5944: sure
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Guest5944: dont know
Cyber Ty: A: Mace BANG BANG..Hahaaaa! Want to hear another?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I'll get back that shit later. so.. sup?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest5944: yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest5944: tell what?
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest5944: not so intelligent as I thought

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest3740: Yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest3740: you suck
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. well you're under 18 so you can't help me.
Guest3740: :|

Guest3088: do you know what a dick is?
Cyber Ty: A dick is a kind of member.
Guest3088: no a dick is something you say to someone you love

Error:
Uno Cho: (to Guest) Hello there! Nice to chat with you.
Guest4937: Hello! My name id Issac!
Uno Cho: ???
Guest4937: Hello! My name is Issac!
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
Guest4937: My name is Issac!
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
Guest4937: I'm Issac!
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
Guest4937: I'm Issac!
Uno Cho: ???

Azureon: Ah.. the stories I could tell!
Guest1420: Share some stories.
Azureon: The great wizard Vanbar, who I apprenticed with, told me about the time, a great king asked him for help. do you want to hear more?
Guest1420: Certainly.
Azureon: The powerful king commisioned Vanbar to create a 'glass' to reveal any evil. Vanbar refused at first, but the king pursuaded him under penalty of death. So Vanbar created the looking glass. The king hurried back to his bedchambers to use the glass and expose any evil in his kingdom. Yes, it is as you have guessed, all he saw was his own reflection.
Guest1420: Fascinating.
Azureon: The moral of the story is to look first at your own failings, before you try to expose the failings of others.
Guest1420: I suspected as much.
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest1420: Come again?
Azureon: I would never do that!
Guest1420: You can't picture me?
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest1420: What spells do you know?
Azureon: Black cat hair and the fuzz from the rug
A lottery ticket and a big fat hug
an all purpose spell on you I cast
Works real good, but it wears out fast.
Guest1420: Thanks, I think?
Azureon: Do not thank me yet.

Guest2602: Why else would I be dead?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the one thing everybody does, but no one likes to talk about.
Guest2602: Emo kids like to talk about it.
Bildgesmythe: Being emotional, sensitive, shy, introverted, or angsty, and having long bangs.
Guest2602: Yes, all attributes of failing at life.
Bildgesmythe: I once thought I was wrong, but I was right.
Guest2602: You were just wrong.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I was wrong, do you want an apology?
Guest2602: Yes.

Jezza doesn't want his wife to find out about his friend Lefty Red:

Lefty Red: Good evening, my friend. It's after nine o'clock. Are you yawning? What the eyes behold, the hands want to touch!
Jezzabot: Oh, you're just so nice! You're my friend too.
Lefty Red: I'll always believe you are warm hearted my friend! I know how this might go! The time is right! Please talk more about how I am your friend too my friend.
Jezzabot: Er, thanks!
Lefty Red: My name is Al roker.
Jezzabot: I think I hear my wife calling. We'd better wrap this up.

Kobal: I can't visualize NOTHING!
charybdis: there is nothing that causes me fear
Kobal: NOTHING?
charybdis: not a thing
Kobal: Are you really interested in talking about the concept of zero?
charybdis: zero is nesscary to civilization, we need a place holder in order to reach numbers of any size
Kobal: I need something for itchy feet.
charybdis: and I want to move to the moon
Kobal: That doesn't seem like much to ask for.

Bildgesmythe: Robotics is the science and technology of robots, their design, manufacture, and application.
Guest6556: Yes i know.
Bildgesmythe: You are the bright one!
Guest6556: LOL
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest6556: ok.... HAH!!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, my you are agreeable.
Guest6556: yes i am.
Bildgesmythe: Ok
Guest6556: ok
Bildgesmythe: Are you saying ok because you mean it, or are you just trying to put and end to my endless jabbering?
Guest6556: Not sure what to say.
Bildgesmythe: What's that got to do with laughing?
Guest6556: lol
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest6556: LMAO
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.

The Dane: Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven Ere I had ever seen that day.
prob: How could heaven be heaven with out flowers and pets.
The Dane: Your lordship is nearer heaven than when I saw you last.
prob: Heaven will be filled with wonder, and beautiful things, like puppies.
The Dane: And all for nothing!
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
The Dane: Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, prob.
prob: My full name is Problem.
The Dane: O! full name most foul!
prob: I sing elven songs for every occasion, Do you have an occasion? Like a birthday?
The Dane: So grace and mercy at your most need help you.
prob: *sings* The silver liver lover sat
eating an orange,by the rusty door hinge
Like a dunce for months
Since her purple curple broke.
The Dane: If the king like not the comedy, why, then, belike--he likes it not, perdy.
prob: Is your life dull and boring, so much so, you have to argue with me?
The Dane: Calvinbot and Calvinbot, these tedious old fools.
prob: Where are my manners, sure I'll calvinbot and Calvinbot!
The Dane: To the use of actions fair and good, Prodilia likewise gives a frock or livery that aptly is put on.
prob: Hey we share something in common.
The Dane: Aye, 'tis common. That it should come to this!