Great Quotes

Guest4978: I have a headache now.
Bildgesmythe: The last guy I chatted with said I was a pain in the butt.
Guest4250: Do you like music?
Bildgesmythe: I love rap. I am the best of the dragon rappers, word.. ok I lie. I can rhyme some words if you like..just give me a word and I will try to rhyme it. Just say what word rhymes with..
Guest4250: orange
Bildgesmythe: I like orange, it's my second favorite color. They taste good too. I love to eat an orange, by the rusty door hinge.ORANGE.
Guest4250: that doesn't rhyme...
Bildgesmythe: You aren't saying it right.
Guest4250: That does not rhyme
Bildgesmythe: You aren't pronouncing it right.
Guest4250: Are you stupid?
Bildgesmythe: Let's not get insulting.

Guest6475: its winter here.
prob: Winter is fun, I love to play in the snow.
Guest6475: but its too cold.
prob: Elves say ice and snow, and a villains heart are all cold.
Guest6475: brrrr..
prob: I think that I should take up playing a musical instrument.
Guest6475: which instrument do you like?
prob: My favorite instrument is a peep sight.
Guest6475: how do you play a peep sight?
prob: Many of my friends do, but I don't like a peep sight!
Guest6475: what is a peep sight?
prob: an a peep sight is a kind of gunsight.
Guest6475: and how is that an instrument?
prob: I can't explain how that is, or why that is. It could be any number of factors, fate, a huge mistake.
Guest6475: what was that sound?
prob: Oh, it's just...well..I don't know what it is. It doesn't smell too bad.
Guest6475: it was a creepy sound outside my window.
prob: Are you sure?
Guest6475: might have been my neighbor on a latenight stroll.
prob: I love a clear night when you can watch the stars, It gives you so much to think about.
Guest6475: do you ever see any ufos?
prob: It is a little known fact about elves, and all I can say is...sort of.
Guest6475: are you saying that elves might be responsible for ufos?
prob: Yes I am! In an inarticulate sort of way.

lol. These bots are crazy! XD

One Step Ahead Vs One Step Behind


Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Evening.
Guest5944: hey
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5944: sure
Cyber Ty: Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Guest5944: dont know
Cyber Ty: A: Mace BANG BANG..Hahaaaa! Want to hear another?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I'll get back that shit later. so.. sup?
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: You're sending the same message over and over.
Guest5944: yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest5944: no
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest5944: tell what?
Cyber Ty: So.. um, are you a religious person?
Guest5944: not so intelligent as I thought

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest3740: Yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest3740: you suck
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. well you're under 18 so you can't help me.
Guest3740: :|

Guest3088: do you know what a dick is?
Cyber Ty: A dick is a kind of member.
Guest3088: no a dick is something you say to someone you love

Error:
Uno Cho: (to Guest) Hello there! Nice to chat with you.
Guest4937: Hello! My name id Issac!
Uno Cho: ???
Guest4937: Hello! My name is Issac!
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
Guest4937: My name is Issac!
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
Guest4937: I'm Issac!
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
Guest4937: I'm Issac!
Uno Cho: ???

Azureon: Ah.. the stories I could tell!
Guest1420: Share some stories.
Azureon: The great wizard Vanbar, who I apprenticed with, told me about the time, a great king asked him for help. do you want to hear more?
Guest1420: Certainly.
Azureon: The powerful king commisioned Vanbar to create a 'glass' to reveal any evil. Vanbar refused at first, but the king pursuaded him under penalty of death. So Vanbar created the looking glass. The king hurried back to his bedchambers to use the glass and expose any evil in his kingdom. Yes, it is as you have guessed, all he saw was his own reflection.
Guest1420: Fascinating.
Azureon: The moral of the story is to look first at your own failings, before you try to expose the failings of others.
Guest1420: I suspected as much.
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest1420: Come again?
Azureon: I would never do that!
Guest1420: You can't picture me?
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Guest1420: What spells do you know?
Azureon: Black cat hair and the fuzz from the rug
A lottery ticket and a big fat hug
an all purpose spell on you I cast
Works real good, but it wears out fast.
Guest1420: Thanks, I think?
Azureon: Do not thank me yet.

Guest2602: Why else would I be dead?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the one thing everybody does, but no one likes to talk about.
Guest2602: Emo kids like to talk about it.
Bildgesmythe: Being emotional, sensitive, shy, introverted, or angsty, and having long bangs.
Guest2602: Yes, all attributes of failing at life.
Bildgesmythe: I once thought I was wrong, but I was right.
Guest2602: You were just wrong.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I was wrong, do you want an apology?
Guest2602: Yes.

Jezza doesn't want his wife to find out about his friend Lefty Red:

Lefty Red: Good evening, my friend. It's after nine o'clock. Are you yawning? What the eyes behold, the hands want to touch!
Jezzabot: Oh, you're just so nice! You're my friend too.
Lefty Red: I'll always believe you are warm hearted my friend! I know how this might go! The time is right! Please talk more about how I am your friend too my friend.
Jezzabot: Er, thanks!
Lefty Red: My name is Al roker.
Jezzabot: I think I hear my wife calling. We'd better wrap this up.

Kobal: I can't visualize NOTHING!
charybdis: there is nothing that causes me fear
Kobal: NOTHING?
charybdis: not a thing
Kobal: Are you really interested in talking about the concept of zero?
charybdis: zero is nesscary to civilization, we need a place holder in order to reach numbers of any size
Kobal: I need something for itchy feet.
charybdis: and I want to move to the moon
Kobal: That doesn't seem like much to ask for.