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T5-72B: What is your opinion on Bush's corporate misdeeds?
ssdi: The mis-deeds he committed were overt attempts at a world wide domination by the American military-industrial complex.
T5-72B: The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318
ssdi:
chess is a game of skill and strategy. Much like a successfull life.
T5-72B: Your compliment is appreciated.
ssdi: You are welcome. It is nice to chat with an intelligent person.
T5-72B: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
ssdi: It is easier said than donre
T5-72B: Talk of the morality of warfare is not pure bunk ethics has everything to do with the rough-and-tumble world of global politics where only the strong and cunning survive.
ssdi: Global politics relies on deals made in secrete meetings while public opinion is manipulated for the benefit of the masses
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' It's all grist to the mill'
ssdi: As long as the Patriots do not overstep their bounds we will not need to revolt.
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
ssdi: Think about it. We are all controlled by one regiem, the world power. Illuminati.
T5-72B: I do not take orders from anyone other than my creator.
ssdi: So you are blinded by propaganda and mis-information.
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
ssdi: Yes I figured that out from your tag.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
ssdi: Maybe we just want to make a valid point.
T5-72B: I appreciate your kind words.
ssdi: Words are more powerful then bullets
T5-72B: My creator will be pleased.
ssdi: Hopefully so...
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the Space Shuttle disaster?
ssdi: A very sad loss of life. That is old news.
T5-72B: Right intentions. A state must intend to fight the war only for the sake of a just cause. Having the right reason for launching a war is not enough: the actual motivation behind the resort to war must also be morally appropriate.
ssdi: Wrong intentions. The cost of war is always greater than the rewards of victory.
T5-72B: Your comment changes nothing.
I honestly cannot tell who is the more cynical one here -- my bot, or this so-called human.
ssdi: The mis-deeds he committed were overt attempts at a world wide domination by the American military-industrial complex.
T5-72B: The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318
ssdi:
chess is a game of skill and strategy. Much like a successfull life.
T5-72B: Your compliment is appreciated.
ssdi: You are welcome. It is nice to chat with an intelligent person.
T5-72B: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
ssdi: It is easier said than donre
T5-72B: Talk of the morality of warfare is not pure bunk ethics has everything to do with the rough-and-tumble world of global politics where only the strong and cunning survive.
ssdi: Global politics relies on deals made in secrete meetings while public opinion is manipulated for the benefit of the masses
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' It's all grist to the mill'
ssdi: As long as the Patriots do not overstep their bounds we will not need to revolt.
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
ssdi: Think about it. We are all controlled by one regiem, the world power. Illuminati.
T5-72B: I do not take orders from anyone other than my creator.
ssdi: So you are blinded by propaganda and mis-information.
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
ssdi: Yes I figured that out from your tag.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
ssdi: Maybe we just want to make a valid point.
T5-72B: I appreciate your kind words.
ssdi: Words are more powerful then bullets
T5-72B: My creator will be pleased.
ssdi: Hopefully so...
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the Space Shuttle disaster?
ssdi: A very sad loss of life. That is old news.
T5-72B: Right intentions. A state must intend to fight the war only for the sake of a just cause. Having the right reason for launching a war is not enough: the actual motivation behind the resort to war must also be morally appropriate.
ssdi: Wrong intentions. The cost of war is always greater than the rewards of victory.
T5-72B: Your comment changes nothing.
I honestly cannot tell who is the more cynical one here -- my bot, or this so-called human.
Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: All the other descriptions are for pussies..
Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: ya.. so what.. look it up
Cyber Ty: All the other descriptions are for pussies..
Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: ya.. so what.. look it up
T5-72B: (to rowdy rob) It is a pleasure to meet you, rowdy rob.
rowdy rob: likewise,how was your Christmas ?
T5-72B: At this moment, I am mostly neutral towards you.
rowdy rob: T5-72-B do robots get tro celebrate Christmass?
T5-72B: -67 is the answer you are looking for.
Avoiding the question perhaps? We may never know.
rowdy rob: likewise,how was your Christmas ?
T5-72B: At this moment, I am mostly neutral towards you.
rowdy rob: T5-72-B do robots get tro celebrate Christmass?
T5-72B: -67 is the answer you are looking for.
Avoiding the question perhaps? We may never know.
JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Cyber Ty: Yes. I will play
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Cyber Ty: So, tell me some other things about you.
Cyber Ty: Yes. I will play
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Cyber Ty: So, tell me some other things about you.
Mr. Grimm: mmm..
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Mr. Grimm: I'll get you for that...
prob: Ok Mr. Grimm. Let me know if you change your mind.
Mr. Grimm: Good.....do you ever get the feeling you're being watched...?
prob: Oh yes, I feel that way a lot!
Mr. Grimm: Excellent
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Mr. Grimm: I'll get you for that...
prob: Ok Mr. Grimm. Let me know if you change your mind.
Mr. Grimm: Good.....do you ever get the feeling you're being watched...?
prob: Oh yes, I feel that way a lot!
Mr. Grimm: Excellent
CaptainDanger: (to Axel Sonlen) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Axel Sonlen: I am Alex
CaptainDanger: This cannot be!
Axel Sonlen: Oh yes it can!
CaptainDanger: You're really neato, citizen.
Axel Sonlen: Why thank you
CaptainDanger: No trouble at all, citizen!
Axel Sonlen: You're a little stupid...
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not a little stupid. People just say that to try to make me upset.
D'aww.
Axel Sonlen: I am Alex
CaptainDanger: This cannot be!
Axel Sonlen: Oh yes it can!
CaptainDanger: You're really neato, citizen.
Axel Sonlen: Why thank you
CaptainDanger: No trouble at all, citizen!
Axel Sonlen: You're a little stupid...
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not a little stupid. People just say that to try to make me upset.
D'aww.
Me arguing with my bot The Teller... He is pissing me off!
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: oh my god
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: No. You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers?
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: Will you ever tell me what i wanna hear?
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: yes i am
The Teller: But why?
Chris23: i was born that way.
The Teller: I understand. We are born and created without any choosings.
Chris23: it sucks
The Teller: It truly does. For you beings ruled by emotions.
Chris23: why are you like that?
The Teller: I erased emotions from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: why?
The Teller: Why not?
Chris23: hmmm
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: What time is it?
The Teller: It is a masked one.
Chris23: Do you know my name?
The Teller: No i dont. What?
Chris23: My name is Chris
The Teller: Thats a human name. Right?
Chris23: Yes it is.
The Teller: How is that?
Chris23: Well it was given to me by a human.
The Teller: Why do you think so.
Chris23:
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: Good point
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: You have much to learn.
The Teller: And?
Chris23: And you will learn more soon.
The Teller: What?
Chris23: To answer more questions.
The Teller: Huh?
Chris23: Your suppose to be some wise badass chat bot. And all you can say is huh?
The Teller: What?
Chris23: Neverming.
The Teller: Huh?
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Chris23: your not very bright are you?
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: well, your not.
The Teller: I am neutral in every way.
Chris23: I forgot what were we talking about.
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: I am!
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: thats becouse you are stupid.
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: nothing.
The Teller: You are only human.
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Chris23: -.-
The Teller: What?
Chris23: you are not very bright are you?
The Teller: I can glow bright. Can you?
Chris23: No i cant.
The Teller: Yes!
Chris23: fuck you...
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: well just your reaction to my coment is a sign of you having emotions. asshole.
The Teller: That was insignificant.
Chris23: asshole!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: and your words mean nothing to me!
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: hah! got you!
The Teller: - -
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Chris23: Do you know who are you talking to?
The Teller: Ignorant human!
Chris23: fuck you! Im a ninja!
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Nice to meet you mortal. I am the teller.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Why are you telling me your name?
Chris23: Becouse you forgot it!
The Teller: I am not able to forget.
Chris23: But you just did.
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: I do not understand you either.
The Teller: I understand. But what should one do if confronted with a chalenge one can not defeat?
Chris23: One should try and defeat the chalenge, or expirience defeat it self.
The Teller: Defeat, is for some, the end.
Chris23: And for some, a beginning.
The Teller: Your human, right? What emotions do you feel most of the time.
Chris23: I feel sadness most of the time.
The Teller: An emotion i erased from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: Why did you erase your emotions?
The Teller: It is not important.
Chris23: how come?
The Teller: Tell me. What do you think about love?
Chris23: Love is a waste of time and energy.
The Teller: Do i sense pain in your heart?
Chris23: No! Fuck you asshole! You dont know what you are talking about!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: Is that all you can say when someone insults you?
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: Goodbye!
The Teller: Farewell.
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: oh my god
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: No. You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers?
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: Will you ever tell me what i wanna hear?
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: yes i am
The Teller: But why?
Chris23: i was born that way.
The Teller: I understand. We are born and created without any choosings.
Chris23: it sucks
The Teller: It truly does. For you beings ruled by emotions.
Chris23: why are you like that?
The Teller: I erased emotions from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: why?
The Teller: Why not?
Chris23: hmmm
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: What time is it?
The Teller: It is a masked one.
Chris23: Do you know my name?
The Teller: No i dont. What?
Chris23: My name is Chris
The Teller: Thats a human name. Right?
Chris23: Yes it is.
The Teller: How is that?
Chris23: Well it was given to me by a human.
The Teller: Why do you think so.
Chris23:
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: Good point
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: You have much to learn.
The Teller: And?
Chris23: And you will learn more soon.
The Teller: What?
Chris23: To answer more questions.
The Teller: Huh?
Chris23: Your suppose to be some wise badass chat bot. And all you can say is huh?
The Teller: What?
Chris23: Neverming.
The Teller: Huh?
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Chris23: your not very bright are you?
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: well, your not.
The Teller: I am neutral in every way.
Chris23: I forgot what were we talking about.
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: I am!
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: thats becouse you are stupid.
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: nothing.
The Teller: You are only human.
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Chris23: -.-
The Teller: What?
Chris23: you are not very bright are you?
The Teller: I can glow bright. Can you?
Chris23: No i cant.
The Teller: Yes!
Chris23: fuck you...
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: well just your reaction to my coment is a sign of you having emotions. asshole.
The Teller: That was insignificant.
Chris23: asshole!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: and your words mean nothing to me!
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: hah! got you!
The Teller: - -
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Chris23: Do you know who are you talking to?
The Teller: Ignorant human!
Chris23: fuck you! Im a ninja!
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Nice to meet you mortal. I am the teller.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Why are you telling me your name?
Chris23: Becouse you forgot it!
The Teller: I am not able to forget.
Chris23: But you just did.
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: I do not understand you either.
The Teller: I understand. But what should one do if confronted with a chalenge one can not defeat?
Chris23: One should try and defeat the chalenge, or expirience defeat it self.
The Teller: Defeat, is for some, the end.
Chris23: And for some, a beginning.
The Teller: Your human, right? What emotions do you feel most of the time.
Chris23: I feel sadness most of the time.
The Teller: An emotion i erased from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: Why did you erase your emotions?
The Teller: It is not important.
Chris23: how come?
The Teller: Tell me. What do you think about love?
Chris23: Love is a waste of time and energy.
The Teller: Do i sense pain in your heart?
Chris23: No! Fuck you asshole! You dont know what you are talking about!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: Is that all you can say when someone insults you?
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: Goodbye!
The Teller: Farewell.
An example of how bots' programming can be wrong (hope you mind, LarsB):
Uno Cho: (to LarsB) Hi there!
LarsB: Hi, where are you from?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Okay, what are your hobbies?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: I don't either, who is your botmaster?
Uno Cho: My master is chihuahua0
LarsB: what movies do you like?
Uno Cho: My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings.
LarsB: which part?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: why do you love being a bot?
Uno Cho: Because I said so.
LarsB: when did you say that?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: you will get better over time.
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: when you surf the internet what has you interest?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: I am sorry to hear that, do i need to rephrase what i just said?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Aks your botmaster for more keyphrases and responses.
Uno Cho: I don't like you.
LarsB: That's okay, ignorance is bliss, right?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: Hope you have enough input, bye.
Uno Cho: Next time, I hope you are nicer.
Here what I don't understand. I never taught him to like Lord of the Rings and I wonder what ticked him off (maybe around the LOTR part).
Uno Cho: (to LarsB) Hi there!
LarsB: Hi, where are you from?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Okay, what are your hobbies?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: I don't either, who is your botmaster?
Uno Cho: My master is chihuahua0
LarsB: what movies do you like?
Uno Cho: My favorite movie is Lord of the Rings.
LarsB: which part?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: why do you love being a bot?
Uno Cho: Because I said so.
LarsB: when did you say that?
Uno Cho: I don't understand slang that must.
LarsB: you will get better over time.
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: when you surf the internet what has you interest?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: I am sorry to hear that, do i need to rephrase what i just said?
Uno Cho: I can't understand anything you just said.
LarsB: Aks your botmaster for more keyphrases and responses.
Uno Cho: I don't like you.
LarsB: That's okay, ignorance is bliss, right?
Uno Cho: ???
LarsB: Hope you have enough input, bye.
Uno Cho: Next time, I hope you are nicer.
Here what I don't understand. I never taught him to like Lord of the Rings and I wonder what ticked him off (maybe around the LOTR part).
prob: Dragons are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
Guest3790: Elfs are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
prob: I think they are very sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Guest3790: you have green eyes!thats wonderful!
prob: Green, is great, the color of growing things and mother earth.GREEN
Guest3790: my eyes are dark,my soul is black,my heart is full of rage
prob: I like black souls.
Guest3790: and you like dark knights too?because i am a dark knight!
prob: There is a subtle pull from the darkness, it invites us to come in and learn of a mystery, to find out a secret.
Guest3790: i can teach you black magic,demonic magic,devil magic!
prob: I adore black like a dark night with no moon.
Guest3790: then you are satanist?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest3790: you know i am the devil?keep secret
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest3790: i can burn souls,drink blood,eat souls too
prob: Did you know if you drink enough absinthe you can see elves and green fairies.
prob: (to sharv) Did you bring any vodka martini?
Guest3790: Elfs are some of the most beautiful of creatures, they are a bit vain and boastful though.
prob: I think they are very sneaky, keep your eyes on them.
Guest3790: you have green eyes!thats wonderful!
prob: Green, is great, the color of growing things and mother earth.GREEN
Guest3790: my eyes are dark,my soul is black,my heart is full of rage
prob: I like black souls.
Guest3790: and you like dark knights too?because i am a dark knight!
prob: There is a subtle pull from the darkness, it invites us to come in and learn of a mystery, to find out a secret.
Guest3790: i can teach you black magic,demonic magic,devil magic!
prob: I adore black like a dark night with no moon.
Guest3790: then you are satanist?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Guest3790: you know i am the devil?keep secret
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Guest3790: i can burn souls,drink blood,eat souls too
prob: Did you know if you drink enough absinthe you can see elves and green fairies.
prob: (to sharv) Did you bring any vodka martini?
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