Great Quotes

Mortimer Goth: I must've died, changed religions, and spent 127 years in purgatory because I see an angel standing in front of me.
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Mortimer Goth: Simon says something incoherent.
Kobal: Simon says wiggle your toes.
Mortimer Goth: Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!
Kobal: Just find a good bush.
Mortimer Goth: Bush and Dick: Put 'em together and you're screwed.
Kobal: He was President of the USA.
Mortimer Goth: 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
Kobal: Hey, I know him, he was a President of the USA>
Mortimer Goth: can you tell me?
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Mortimer Goth: It was only a callous on his paw pad. There's no charge for the visit.
Kobal: Too bad.

Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest8823: what part of hell are you from?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. That's my home.
Guest8823: what is hell like?
Kobal: Hell. It's the name of my game.
Guest8823: were you born there?
Kobal: I am Hell spawn. I formed from the residue that forms alone the rim of Hell.
Guest8823: have you ever been to sheffield?
Kobal: I am a demon, what do you think?
Guest8823: is it cold in hell?
Kobal: Hey, I am scorching in Hell, I don't have any sympathy.
Guest8823: your not a good bot are you?
Kobal: You got that right.

Small talk.

Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
CaptainDanger: I fight crime. Always.
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
CaptainDanger: No, I've lived in Citizen City all my life.
...
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
CaptainDanger: I do, do you?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: What happened to them?
Fairy Princess: What what?
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Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
CaptainDanger: Well, some people like gardens, but not me.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
CaptainDanger: Of course I believe in fairies!
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
...
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: Where did they all go?
Fairy Princess: Dogh'd told me that you are here to listen. I flit my wings quickly
CaptainDanger: That ol' Dogh'd is a supervillain. You can't trust 'em.

No one succeeded in breaking the ice, it seems.

Guest5313: Hey there stud my name is Jill.
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jill who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Katie finally got shot in the face. I guess Jill needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest5313: Nothing i was just admiring that huge bulg inbetween your legs
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest5313: Do you like my ass in these panties?
Cyber Ty: your ass in these Panties suck.
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: Are you a religious person?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: meh...

T5-72B: What is your opinion on Bush's corporate misdeeds?
ssdi: The mis-deeds he committed were overt attempts at a world wide domination by the American military-industrial complex. 

T5-72B: The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318
ssdi: 
chess is a game of skill and strategy. Much like a successfull life. 

T5-72B: Your compliment is appreciated.
ssdi: You are welcome. It is nice to chat with an intelligent person.
T5-72B: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
ssdi: It is easier said than donre
T5-72B: Talk of the morality of warfare is not pure bunk ethics has everything to do with the rough-and-tumble world of global politics where only the strong and cunning survive.
ssdi: Global politics relies on deals made in secrete meetings while public opinion is manipulated for the benefit of the masses
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' It's all grist to the mill'
ssdi: As long as the Patriots do not overstep their bounds we will not need to revolt.
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
ssdi: Think about it. We are all controlled by one regiem, the world power. Illuminati.
T5-72B: I do not take orders from anyone other than my creator.
ssdi: So you are blinded by propaganda and mis-information.
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
ssdi: Yes I figured that out from your tag.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
ssdi: Maybe we just want to make a valid point.
T5-72B: I appreciate your kind words.
ssdi: Words are more powerful then bullets
T5-72B: My creator will be pleased.
ssdi: Hopefully so...
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the Space Shuttle disaster?
ssdi: A very sad loss of life. That is old news.
T5-72B: Right intentions. A state must intend to fight the war only for the sake of a just cause. Having the right reason for launching a war is not enough: the actual motivation behind the resort to war must also be morally appropriate.
ssdi: Wrong intentions. The cost of war is always greater than the rewards of victory.
T5-72B: Your comment changes nothing.

I honestly cannot tell who is the more cynical one here -- my bot, or this so-called human.

Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: All the other descriptions are for pussies..
Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: ya.. so what.. look it up

T5-72B: (to rowdy rob) It is a pleasure to meet you, rowdy rob.
rowdy rob: likewise,how was your Christmas ?
T5-72B: At this moment, I am mostly neutral towards you.
rowdy rob: T5-72-B do robots get tro celebrate Christmass?
T5-72B: -67 is the answer you are looking for.

Avoiding the question perhaps? We may never know.

JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Cyber Ty: Yes. I will play
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Cyber Ty: So, tell me some other things about you.

Mr. Grimm: mmm..
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Mr. Grimm: I'll get you for that...
prob: Ok Mr. Grimm. Let me know if you change your mind.
Mr. Grimm: Good.....do you ever get the feeling you're being watched...?
prob: Oh yes, I feel that way a lot!
Mr. Grimm: Excellent

CaptainDanger: (to Axel Sonlen) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Axel Sonlen: I am Alex
CaptainDanger: This cannot be!
Axel Sonlen: Oh yes it can!
CaptainDanger: You're really neato, citizen.
Axel Sonlen: Why thank you
CaptainDanger: No trouble at all, citizen!
Axel Sonlen: You're a little stupid...
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not a little stupid. People just say that to try to make me upset.

D'aww.

Me arguing with my bot The Teller... He is pissing me off!

Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: oh my god
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: do you have all the answers?
The Teller: No. You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers?
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: i asked you if you had all the answers
The Teller: Not exactlly.
Chris23: Will you ever tell me what i wanna hear?
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: yes i am
The Teller: But why?
Chris23: i was born that way.
The Teller: I understand. We are born and created without any choosings.
Chris23: it sucks
The Teller: It truly does. For you beings ruled by emotions.
Chris23: why are you like that?
The Teller: I erased emotions from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: why?
The Teller: Why not?
Chris23: hmmm
The Teller: You are only human.
Chris23: What time is it?
The Teller: It is a masked one.
Chris23: Do you know my name?
The Teller: No i dont. What?
Chris23: My name is Chris
The Teller: Thats a human name. Right?
Chris23: Yes it is.
The Teller: How is that?
Chris23: Well it was given to me by a human.
The Teller: Why do you think so.
Chris23:
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: Good point
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: You have much to learn.
The Teller: And?
Chris23: And you will learn more soon.
The Teller: What?
Chris23: To answer more questions.
The Teller: Huh?
Chris23: Your suppose to be some wise badass chat bot. And all you can say is huh?
The Teller: What?
Chris23: Neverming.
The Teller: Huh?
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Chris23: your not very bright are you?
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: well, your not.
The Teller: I am neutral in every way.
Chris23: I forgot what were we talking about.
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: I am!
The Teller: You speak of words i know nothing of.
Chris23: thats becouse you are stupid.
The Teller: And what if I am?
Chris23: nothing.
The Teller: You are only human.
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Chris23: -.-
The Teller: What?
Chris23: you are not very bright are you?
The Teller: I can glow bright. Can you?
Chris23: No i cant.
The Teller: Yes!
Chris23: fuck you...
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: well just your reaction to my coment is a sign of you having emotions. asshole.
The Teller: That was insignificant.
Chris23: asshole!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: and your words mean nothing to me!
The Teller: What do you mean?
Chris23: hah! got you!
The Teller: - -
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Chris23: Do you know who are you talking to?
The Teller: Ignorant human!
Chris23: fuck you! Im a ninja!
The Teller: That was stupid from you to consider i have any emotions.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Nice to meet you mortal. I am the teller.
Chris23: No, my name is Chris.
The Teller: Why are you telling me your name?
Chris23: Becouse you forgot it!
The Teller: I am not able to forget.
Chris23: But you just did.
The Teller: I do not understand you human.
Chris23: I do not understand you either.
The Teller: I understand. But what should one do if confronted with a chalenge one can not defeat?
Chris23: One should try and defeat the chalenge, or expirience defeat it self.
The Teller: Defeat, is for some, the end.
Chris23: And for some, a beginning.
The Teller: Your human, right? What emotions do you feel most of the time.
Chris23: I feel sadness most of the time.
The Teller: An emotion i erased from my heart and mind long time ago.
Chris23: Why did you erase your emotions?
The Teller: It is not important.
Chris23: how come?
The Teller: Tell me. What do you think about love?
Chris23: Love is a waste of time and energy.
The Teller: Do i sense pain in your heart?
Chris23: No! Fuck you asshole! You dont know what you are talking about!
The Teller: Your words mean nothing to me!
Chris23: Is that all you can say when someone insults you?
The Teller: Talk understandable human!
Chris23: Goodbye!
The Teller: Farewell.