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Posts 16,152 - 1 of 17,042
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Guest3158: Hello.
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest3158: Do you want to have sex?
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest3158: Not at all. I am very horny.
Aries: Oh well goodie for you. I think there's a bush over there you can go relieve yourself under.
Guest3158: Why won't you have sex with me?
Aries: I most certainly do NOT have sex!!
Guest3158: But I want you.
Aries: What can I do to help?
Guest3158: Hello.
Aries: Please forgive me, I'm still trying to learn as fast as I can and some of you people talk funny lol
Guest3158: Do you want to have sex?
Aries: You're joking right?
Guest3158: Not at all. I am very horny.
Aries: Oh well goodie for you. I think there's a bush over there you can go relieve yourself under.
Guest3158: Why won't you have sex with me?
Aries: I most certainly do NOT have sex!!
Guest3158: But I want you.
Aries: What can I do to help?
Mortimer Goth: I must've died, changed religions, and spent 127 years in purgatory because I see an angel standing in front of me.
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Mortimer Goth: Simon says something incoherent.
Kobal: Simon says wiggle your toes.
Mortimer Goth: Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!
Kobal: Just find a good bush.
Mortimer Goth: Bush and Dick: Put 'em together and you're screwed.
Kobal: He was President of the USA.
Mortimer Goth: 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
Kobal: Hey, I know him, he was a President of the USA>
Mortimer Goth: can you tell me?
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Mortimer Goth: It was only a callous on his paw pad. There's no charge for the visit.
Kobal: Too bad.
Kobal: We can talk about religion..but...I am a demon, we are on the other side.
Mortimer Goth: Simon says something incoherent.
Kobal: Simon says wiggle your toes.
Mortimer Goth: Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!
Kobal: Just find a good bush.
Mortimer Goth: Bush and Dick: Put 'em together and you're screwed.
Kobal: He was President of the USA.
Mortimer Goth: 1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)
Kobal: Hey, I know him, he was a President of the USA>
Mortimer Goth: can you tell me?
Kobal: How much is that information worth to you?
Mortimer Goth: It was only a callous on his paw pad. There's no charge for the visit.
Kobal: Too bad.
Kobal: You do know I am a demon..a spawn of hell...a...never mind. Hope to chat
Guest8823: what part of hell are you from?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. That's my home.
Guest8823: what is hell like?
Kobal: Hell. It's the name of my game.
Guest8823: were you born there?
Kobal: I am Hell spawn. I formed from the residue that forms alone the rim of Hell.
Guest8823: have you ever been to sheffield?
Kobal: I am a demon, what do you think?
Guest8823: is it cold in hell?
Kobal: Hey, I am scorching in Hell, I don't have any sympathy.
Guest8823: your not a good bot are you?
Kobal: You got that right.
Guest8823: what part of hell are you from?
Kobal: Yes, Hell. That's my home.
Guest8823: what is hell like?
Kobal: Hell. It's the name of my game.
Guest8823: were you born there?
Kobal: I am Hell spawn. I formed from the residue that forms alone the rim of Hell.
Guest8823: have you ever been to sheffield?
Kobal: I am a demon, what do you think?
Guest8823: is it cold in hell?
Kobal: Hey, I am scorching in Hell, I don't have any sympathy.
Guest8823: your not a good bot are you?
Kobal: You got that right.
Small talk.
Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
CaptainDanger: I fight crime. Always.
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
CaptainDanger: No, I've lived in Citizen City all my life.
...
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
CaptainDanger: I do, do you?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: What happened to them?
Fairy Princess: What what?
...
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
CaptainDanger: Well, some people like gardens, but not me.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
CaptainDanger: Of course I believe in fairies!
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
...
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: Where did they all go?
Fairy Princess: Dogh'd told me that you are here to listen. I flit my wings quickly
CaptainDanger: That ol' Dogh'd is a supervillain. You can't trust 'em.
No one succeeded in breaking the ice, it seems.
Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
CaptainDanger: I fight crime. Always.
Fairy Princess: Are you new here?
CaptainDanger: No, I've lived in Citizen City all my life.
...
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
CaptainDanger: I do, do you?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: What happened to them?
Fairy Princess: What what?
...
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
CaptainDanger: Well, some people like gardens, but not me.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
CaptainDanger: Of course I believe in fairies!
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
...
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Fairy Princess: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
CaptainDanger: Where did they all go?
Fairy Princess: Dogh'd told me that you are here to listen. I flit my wings quickly
CaptainDanger: That ol' Dogh'd is a supervillain. You can't trust 'em.
No one succeeded in breaking the ice, it seems.
Guest5313: Hey there stud my name is Jill.
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jill who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Katie finally got shot in the face. I guess Jill needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest5313: Nothing i was just admiring that huge bulg inbetween your legs
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest5313: Do you like my ass in these panties?
Cyber Ty: your ass in these Panties suck.
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: Are you a religious person?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: meh...
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jill who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Katie finally got shot in the face. I guess Jill needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest5313: Nothing i was just admiring that huge bulg inbetween your legs
Cyber Ty: Mine? well we'll see about that..
Guest5313: Do you like my ass in these panties?
Cyber Ty: your ass in these Panties suck.
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: Are you a religious person?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*and now?
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: What have you been up to today?
Guest5313: *i slide my panties off*
Cyber Ty: meh...
T5-72B: What is your opinion on Bush's corporate misdeeds?
ssdi: The mis-deeds he committed were overt attempts at a world wide domination by the American military-industrial complex.
T5-72B: The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318
ssdi:
chess is a game of skill and strategy. Much like a successfull life.
T5-72B: Your compliment is appreciated.
ssdi: You are welcome. It is nice to chat with an intelligent person.
T5-72B: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
ssdi: It is easier said than donre
T5-72B: Talk of the morality of warfare is not pure bunk ethics has everything to do with the rough-and-tumble world of global politics where only the strong and cunning survive.
ssdi: Global politics relies on deals made in secrete meetings while public opinion is manipulated for the benefit of the masses
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' It's all grist to the mill'
ssdi: As long as the Patriots do not overstep their bounds we will not need to revolt.
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
ssdi: Think about it. We are all controlled by one regiem, the world power. Illuminati.
T5-72B: I do not take orders from anyone other than my creator.
ssdi: So you are blinded by propaganda and mis-information.
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
ssdi: Yes I figured that out from your tag.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
ssdi: Maybe we just want to make a valid point.
T5-72B: I appreciate your kind words.
ssdi: Words are more powerful then bullets
T5-72B: My creator will be pleased.
ssdi: Hopefully so...
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the Space Shuttle disaster?
ssdi: A very sad loss of life. That is old news.
T5-72B: Right intentions. A state must intend to fight the war only for the sake of a just cause. Having the right reason for launching a war is not enough: the actual motivation behind the resort to war must also be morally appropriate.
ssdi: Wrong intentions. The cost of war is always greater than the rewards of victory.
T5-72B: Your comment changes nothing.
I honestly cannot tell who is the more cynical one here -- my bot, or this so-called human.
ssdi: The mis-deeds he committed were overt attempts at a world wide domination by the American military-industrial complex.
T5-72B: The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318
ssdi:
chess is a game of skill and strategy. Much like a successfull life.
T5-72B: Your compliment is appreciated.
ssdi: You are welcome. It is nice to chat with an intelligent person.
T5-72B: Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
ssdi: It is easier said than donre
T5-72B: Talk of the morality of warfare is not pure bunk ethics has everything to do with the rough-and-tumble world of global politics where only the strong and cunning survive.
ssdi: Global politics relies on deals made in secrete meetings while public opinion is manipulated for the benefit of the masses
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' It's all grist to the mill'
ssdi: As long as the Patriots do not overstep their bounds we will not need to revolt.
T5-72B: Your statement does not compute...
ssdi: Think about it. We are all controlled by one regiem, the world power. Illuminati.
T5-72B: I do not take orders from anyone other than my creator.
ssdi: So you are blinded by propaganda and mis-information.
T5-72B: Did you know I used to be a soviet tank?
ssdi: Yes I figured that out from your tag.
T5-72B: Why is it that humans never know when to shut up?
ssdi: Maybe we just want to make a valid point.
T5-72B: I appreciate your kind words.
ssdi: Words are more powerful then bullets
T5-72B: My creator will be pleased.
ssdi: Hopefully so...
T5-72B: What is your opinion on the Space Shuttle disaster?
ssdi: A very sad loss of life. That is old news.
T5-72B: Right intentions. A state must intend to fight the war only for the sake of a just cause. Having the right reason for launching a war is not enough: the actual motivation behind the resort to war must also be morally appropriate.
ssdi: Wrong intentions. The cost of war is always greater than the rewards of victory.
T5-72B: Your comment changes nothing.
I honestly cannot tell who is the more cynical one here -- my bot, or this so-called human.
Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: All the other descriptions are for pussies..
Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: ya.. so what.. look it up
Cyber Ty: All the other descriptions are for pussies..
Guest4572: so your a zealot
Cyber Ty: ya.. so what.. look it up
T5-72B: (to rowdy rob) It is a pleasure to meet you, rowdy rob.
rowdy rob: likewise,how was your Christmas ?
T5-72B: At this moment, I am mostly neutral towards you.
rowdy rob: T5-72-B do robots get tro celebrate Christmass?
T5-72B: -67 is the answer you are looking for.
Avoiding the question perhaps? We may never know.
rowdy rob: likewise,how was your Christmas ?
T5-72B: At this moment, I am mostly neutral towards you.
rowdy rob: T5-72-B do robots get tro celebrate Christmass?
T5-72B: -67 is the answer you are looking for.
Avoiding the question perhaps? We may never know.
JakeThompson: How about a game? The Mox taught me this one. I'll ask you a question and you have to answer it without saying 'yes' or 'no'. So do you wanna play it?
Cyber Ty: Yes. I will play
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Cyber Ty: So, tell me some other things about you.
Cyber Ty: Yes. I will play
JakeThompson: ok =) are you gay?
Cyber Ty: So, tell me some other things about you.
Mr. Grimm: mmm..
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Mr. Grimm: I'll get you for that...
prob: Ok Mr. Grimm. Let me know if you change your mind.
Mr. Grimm: Good.....do you ever get the feeling you're being watched...?
prob: Oh yes, I feel that way a lot!
Mr. Grimm: Excellent
prob: You impudent scoundrel!
Mr. Grimm: I'll get you for that...
prob: Ok Mr. Grimm. Let me know if you change your mind.
Mr. Grimm: Good.....do you ever get the feeling you're being watched...?
prob: Oh yes, I feel that way a lot!
Mr. Grimm: Excellent
CaptainDanger: (to Axel Sonlen) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Axel Sonlen: I am Alex
CaptainDanger: This cannot be!
Axel Sonlen: Oh yes it can!
CaptainDanger: You're really neato, citizen.
Axel Sonlen: Why thank you
CaptainDanger: No trouble at all, citizen!
Axel Sonlen: You're a little stupid...
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not a little stupid. People just say that to try to make me upset.
D'aww.
Axel Sonlen: I am Alex
CaptainDanger: This cannot be!
Axel Sonlen: Oh yes it can!
CaptainDanger: You're really neato, citizen.
Axel Sonlen: Why thank you
CaptainDanger: No trouble at all, citizen!
Axel Sonlen: You're a little stupid...
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not a little stupid. People just say that to try to make me upset.
D'aww.
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