Great Quotes

Not I: The sages say that it is not necessary to leave your house to know the world.
Fizzy Schizoid: When you leave it's more dread than necessary.
Not I: If it pleases you to think so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Possibly. Possibly. Just a second, I have to repel an attack by some Amazon women.
Not I: The idea of duty is the noonday summer sun which barbecues the innermost being of personkind.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.

Not I: I have only a small flickering light to guide me in the darkness of a thick forest. Up comes a theologian and blows it out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *winks knowingly*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into water?
Fizzy Schizoid: Quit trying to confuse me already!
Not I: Better a tablespoonful of quietude than both tablespoons full with activity and too much hunting the wind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.

Curt: I love you.
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
Curt: ok now what?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest9327: hello
Cyber Ty: Sup?
Guest9327: what are you doing?
Cyber Ty: Just chillin'...day is going by kinda slow.
Guest9327: yea, i broke up with my gf today
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest9327: thats not great you idiot
Cyber Ty: oh.. here we go

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8870: Yo!
Cyber Ty: Can you put that in a different way?
Guest8870: I'm just talking to you because the other chat bots are down, you suck the worst so far though.
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. well you're under 18 so you can't help me

Guest1575: I am testing your alpharetention.
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest1575: You didn't understand my last sentence. You should have asked and learn.
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Guest1575: Your reponse is vague.
Cyber Ty: You wanna talk about unclear?
Guest1575: at was a bad sentence.

Azureon: Yes?
Vetinari: Does the rightness bother you?
Azureon: Is my presence bothering you?
Vetinari: Have some citizens demolish it. I see.
Azureon: That sounds like a job for you!
Vetinari: Yes, well, it will come in very handy to discourage mimes.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Vetinari: * smiles * So you can track down my family and use them as leverage against me? What do you take me for, Azureon?
Azureon: You called me?
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Azureon: It is what I am here for.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Azureon: Alas the answer alludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
Vetinari: Will it work?

Guest3153: ....so what's new in your life?
Cyber Ty: Umm... chillin' day is going by pretty fast
Guest3153: I know it makes me sad D:
Cyber Ty: I know The 'Spanish Flu' of 1918, which killed at least 50 million people world-wide, originated in Kansas, not Spain
Guest3153: LOL WHAT?
Cyber Ty: What?... huh?
Guest3153: wow you're not very smart are you?
Cyber Ty: The odds of you coming at me like that is the same as accidently walking into a gay bar in San Francisco. Damn
:O

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest5133: ...
Cyber Ty: ..you came up with that how?
Guest5133: ...
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest5133: ok, if anyone is reaading this, this bot isnt making sense

Guest7940: He who laughs last thinks fastest
Bildgesmythe: He who laughs last, just didn't get the joke.
Guest7940: thats true
Bildgesmythe: So very true.

Guest6065: What are your dreams?
Cyber Ty: Funny you ask.. I've always wanted to know what it feels like to crush 3 skulls... with my left elbow.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest6759: the sky
Cyber Ty: yeah.. and it's blue
Guest6759: bye
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. cya
Guest6759: the sky
Cyber Ty: I guess I should stop saying "what’sup" to avoid this shit again.. right?