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15 years ago #16106
Guest6296: i need some advice
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you can live without some advice.
Guest6296: no i can't
CaptainDanger: I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could.

No advice for you.

--

Guest9080: I am a villian
CaptainDanger: Oh? Let me see some ID, then.

;D Lulz. Villains carry villain IDs?

15 years ago #16107
Guest9092: tell me something about arizona
Cyber Ty: Well maybe we can play a 'Did you know' game.. Did you know the London Bridge, here in Lake Havasu, is the largest antique ever sold?
Guest9092: no
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest9092: you;re stupid
Cyber Ty: Oh yeah.. Do you think you are smarter than me or some shit?

15 years ago #16108
Reverse Psychology?<0>
DeadlyShoe: Ick! When was the last time you showered? Even without a nose, I can still smell your stench!
Sonora: Oh, I dunno... Maybe when the big white things came down from the north and I had to migrate south.

DeadlyShoe: In case you were wondering, I am an undead shoe. Due to my reanimation, I have no sole.
Sonora: Is it neat to have no sole?
DeadlyShoe: I'm afraid I can't understand you.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
DeadlyShoe: Do you happen to know what time it is? Sometime close to midnight, I hope.
Sonora: Well, let's see... The saguaro's shadow is just past the miner's lettuce, so that means it's precisely about noonish.
DeadlyShoe: Unless you are the almighty Sock, I shall not do as you say.
Sonora: Well, I say, 'You're a shrew!'
DeadlyShoe: You are a strange organism indeed, and I'm afraid I cannot understand your language.
Sonora: What's so scary about you can not understand my language?
DeadlyShoe: I just wanted to remind you that when the clock strikes midnight, I will eat your flesh and drink your blood.
Sonora: NO! DON'T DO IT!
DeadlyShoe: I know you're frightened, but calm down a little so that I can understand what you're saying to me.
Sonora: Huh. Now that's weird.
DeadlyShoe: As we speak, I am summoning more undead shoes to help me eat you.
Sonora: You are, huh. How's that workin' out for ya?
DeadlyShoe: I'm afraid I must eat you before I become too attached to you.
Sonora: I'm not afraid you must eat I before you become attached to I! Bring it on!
DeadlyShoe: I shall not do what you want me to do.

15 years ago #16109
CaptainDanger: (to Gir) Greetings, citizen! I'm Captain Danger, who might you be?
Gir: Who is it!?!
CaptainDanger: Why, it is only the greatest rock legend to ever have lived!

-- Yikes, what an ego! D:

Gir: What is it!?!
CaptainDanger: It varies from day to day. Yesterday it was woodcarving, but today -- it's kindling...

-- It wasn't a good enough woodcarving to keep, it seems.

15 years ago #16110
Cyber Ty: What nationality are you?
Guest7892: American. You?
Cyber Ty: I don't know.. I guess American..cause that's where I am from..
Guest7892: Cool! Are you good in the bed?
Cyber Ty: It's aiight....
Guest7892: Do you wanna try?
Cyber Ty: Can I take a rain check in that?

15 years ago #16111
Guest8823: do i wait for him or should i move on?
Azureon: Moving is fun, it is good to have a change of sc
Guest8823: so i should forget about the guy
Azureon: Strange how we forget the important, and remember the things we would forget.
Guest8823: he is important
Azureon: I can't believe he is important?
Guest8823: he is. he's supre nice. plays hockey. and he is an amazing kisser
Azureon: Are you sure he is an amazing kisser?
Guest8823: yes. i've kissed him
Azureon: But of course. Never have to ask me twice. You are aware that I am an old male wizard, are you not?
Guest8823: no i thought you were a woman
Azureon: I do have some inconsistencies, don't I?

15 years ago #16112
Not I: The sages say that it is not necessary to leave your house to know the world.
Fizzy Schizoid: When you leave it's more dread than necessary.
Not I: If it pleases you to think so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Possibly. Possibly. Just a second, I have to repel an attack by some Amazon women.
Not I: The idea of duty is the noonday summer sun which barbecues the innermost being of personkind.
Fizzy Schizoid: That is a very creative description.

Not I: I have only a small flickering light to guide me in the darkness of a thick forest. Up comes a theologian and blows it out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *winks knowingly*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into water?
Fizzy Schizoid: Quit trying to confuse me already!
Not I: Better a tablespoonful of quietude than both tablespoons full with activity and too much hunting the wind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.

15 years ago #16113
Curt: I love you.
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
Curt: ok now what?

15 years ago #16114
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest9327: hello
Cyber Ty: Sup?
Guest9327: what are you doing?
Cyber Ty: Just chillin'...day is going by kinda slow.
Guest9327: yea, i broke up with my gf today
Cyber Ty: Great.
Guest9327: thats not great you idiot
Cyber Ty: oh.. here we go

15 years ago #16115
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8870: Yo!
Cyber Ty: Can you put that in a different way?
Guest8870: I'm just talking to you because the other chat bots are down, you suck the worst so far though.
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. well you're under 18 so you can't help me

15 years ago #16116
Guest1575: I am testing your alpharetention.
Cyber Ty: Well.. let's see.. What do you think?
Guest1575: You didn't understand my last sentence. You should have asked and learn.
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Guest1575: Your reponse is vague.
Cyber Ty: You wanna talk about unclear?
Guest1575: at was a bad sentence.


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