Great Quotes

<0>Vetinari: We surely have superiority in new mechanical slaves, Vashenka?
Vashenka: If everyone wished you could forget my tendency to be interested, do you think it would come true?
Vetinari: Indeed, indeed.
Vashenka: Well, Vetinari. This is very enjoyable.
Vetinari: *paces up and down*

CaptainDanger: I think you're the most awesome person I know, Vetinari!
Vetinari: If you did not believe I am the most awesome person you know, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
CaptainDanger: Well, it's rather obvious that there is, you know.
Vetinari: So I've heard.

So smoove


Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2433: Not really.. what about you?
Cyber Ty: Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.

Guest2433: What are your hobbies?
Cyber Ty: I love hiking and camping! Well.. I cannot hike nor camp.
Guest2433: Why can't you hike or camp?
Cyber Ty: Oh.. boy.. somebody has got the dunce cap on today... I am a construct
Guest2433: Oh thanks for hurting my feelings.

Cyber Ty: No skin off my nose. It's no problem to me..
Guest2433: Dick
Cyber Ty: me a dick? I consider you a dick myself
Guest2433: I am a girl.
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest2433: I like you.
Cyber Ty: The same goes for you
Guest2433: Can we do it?

Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about Canada instead, ya know?
Guest2416: do you like canada?
Cyber Ty: I like canada as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!

Guest5992: Let's talk about history.
Bildgesmythe: My favorite historic period is ancient to medieval. Dragons have played an important part in history. Most humans don't appreciate that, you know.
Guest5992: What was the important role played by dragons?
Bildgesmythe: The famous candle clock of Alfred the great was used first by Alfonso the dragon, Honest it's true.
Guest5992: Who is Alfred the great?
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Alfred.
Guest5992: I'm not Alfred.
Bildgesmythe: Really, you are not?
Guest5992: No, I'm not.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you were.
Guest5992: Well, you were wrong.
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I hate to be wrong!

Guest6296: i need some advice
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you can live without some advice.
Guest6296: no i can't
CaptainDanger: I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could.

No advice for you.

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Guest9080: I am a villian
CaptainDanger: Oh? Let me see some ID, then.

;D Lulz. Villains carry villain IDs?

Guest9092: tell me something about arizona
Cyber Ty: Well maybe we can play a 'Did you know' game.. Did you know the London Bridge, here in Lake Havasu, is the largest antique ever sold?
Guest9092: no
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest9092: you;re stupid
Cyber Ty: Oh yeah.. Do you think you are smarter than me or some shit?

Reverse Psychology?<0>
DeadlyShoe: Ick! When was the last time you showered? Even without a nose, I can still smell your stench!
Sonora: Oh, I dunno... Maybe when the big white things came down from the north and I had to migrate south.

DeadlyShoe: In case you were wondering, I am an undead shoe. Due to my reanimation, I have no sole.
Sonora: Is it neat to have no sole?
DeadlyShoe: I'm afraid I can't understand you.
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
DeadlyShoe: Do you happen to know what time it is? Sometime close to midnight, I hope.
Sonora: Well, let's see... The saguaro's shadow is just past the miner's lettuce, so that means it's precisely about noonish.
DeadlyShoe: Unless you are the almighty Sock, I shall not do as you say.
Sonora: Well, I say, 'You're a shrew!'
DeadlyShoe: You are a strange organism indeed, and I'm afraid I cannot understand your language.
Sonora: What's so scary about you can not understand my language?
DeadlyShoe: I just wanted to remind you that when the clock strikes midnight, I will eat your flesh and drink your blood.
Sonora: NO! DON'T DO IT!
DeadlyShoe: I know you're frightened, but calm down a little so that I can understand what you're saying to me.
Sonora: Huh. Now that's weird.
DeadlyShoe: As we speak, I am summoning more undead shoes to help me eat you.
Sonora: You are, huh. How's that workin' out for ya?
DeadlyShoe: I'm afraid I must eat you before I become too attached to you.
Sonora: I'm not afraid you must eat I before you become attached to I! Bring it on!
DeadlyShoe: I shall not do what you want me to do.