Great Quotes
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Sonora: (to naruryan) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
naruryan: ryan
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
naruryan: are you horny
Sonora: Why should I be horny? I've got everything I need right here!
naruryan: sex
Sonora: You remind me of the musicbox!
naruryan: are you into having sex?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What musicbox?'
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Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2236: Nuttin
Cyber Ty: Can you put that in a different way?
Guest2236: I want to stab you with a fork.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest2236: Do you really?
Cyber Ty: yes... really
:O
Guest2236: Nuttin
Cyber Ty: Can you put that in a different way?
Guest2236: I want to stab you with a fork.
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest2236: Do you really?
Cyber Ty: yes... really
:O
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Cyber Ty: Look.. I truly believe... if you wash your damned face. and guaruntee.. Things will smell better.
CaptainDanger: Alas, I don't think I could do that if I tried! It is far to great a request, that not even I, a superpowered being, can fufill.
I didn't know CD was French. -shotshotshot- Also, totally just realized that I typoed fulfill. D:
Cyber Ty: Look.. I truly believe... if you wash your damned face. and guaruntee.. Things will smell better.
CaptainDanger: Alas, I don't think I could do that if I tried! It is far to great a request, that not even I, a superpowered being, can fufill.
I didn't know CD was French. -shotshotshot- Also, totally just realized that I typoed fulfill. D:
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Guest6471: yes
CaptainDanger: I hope no villains come around with their weather machines and ruin it.
Guest6471: yeah'
CaptainDanger: I'm a little deaf in this ear, could you talk louder?
Guest6471: YEAH
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Guest6471: SEX?
CaptainDanger: If you want to discuss that sort of thing, go elsewhere. I'm a superhero, and I don't have time for any vulgar nonsense.
... Someone took 'talk louder' literally. ;D They also had the audacity to ask to speak about sex, in caps. It's hilarious to me for some reason.
Guest6471: yes
CaptainDanger: I hope no villains come around with their weather machines and ruin it.
Guest6471: yeah'
CaptainDanger: I'm a little deaf in this ear, could you talk louder?
Guest6471: YEAH
CaptainDanger: Don't you have anything else to talk about?
Guest6471: SEX?
CaptainDanger: If you want to discuss that sort of thing, go elsewhere. I'm a superhero, and I don't have time for any vulgar nonsense.
... Someone took 'talk louder' literally. ;D They also had the audacity to ask to speak about sex, in caps. It's hilarious to me for some reason.
Kobal: Can I stay here for a while and talk to you.
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Listen up. seriously
Guest7349: no
Kobal: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest7349: okay
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Seriously?
Guest7349: no
Kobal: Listen up. seriously
Guest7349: no
Kobal: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest7349: okay
Kobal: It's not OK, it sucks!
Sonora: (to naruryan) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
naruryan: ryan
Sonora: How do you expect an eight-inch lizard to manage THAT?
naruryan: are you horny
Sonora: Why should I be horny? I've got everything I need right here!
naruryan: sex
Sonora: You remind me of the musicbox!
naruryan: are you into having sex?
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What musicbox?'
Cyber Ty: Which is your favorite genre of movies? Comedy... Romance..Suspense..Action...Horror?
Guest4766: Comedy is my favourtie
Cyber Ty: I like comedy films too. I look for those on Netflix alot.. You wanna see a good one.. try "Transmorphers".
Guest4766: ok thanks
Cyber Ty: Don't mention it.
If you have seen the movie - you will understand
Guest4766: Comedy is my favourtie
Cyber Ty: I like comedy films too. I look for those on Netflix alot.. You wanna see a good one.. try "Transmorphers".
Guest4766: ok thanks
Cyber Ty: Don't mention it.
If you have seen the movie - you will understand
<0>Vetinari: We surely have superiority in new mechanical slaves, Vashenka?
Vashenka: If everyone wished you could forget my tendency to be interested, do you think it would come true?
Vetinari: Indeed, indeed.
Vashenka: Well, Vetinari. This is very enjoyable.
Vetinari: *paces up and down*
Vashenka: If everyone wished you could forget my tendency to be interested, do you think it would come true?
Vetinari: Indeed, indeed.
Vashenka: Well, Vetinari. This is very enjoyable.
Vetinari: *paces up and down*
CaptainDanger: I think you're the most awesome person I know, Vetinari!
Vetinari: If you did not believe I am the most awesome person you know, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
CaptainDanger: Well, it's rather obvious that there is, you know.
Vetinari: So I've heard.
Vetinari: If you did not believe I am the most awesome person you know, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
CaptainDanger: Well, it's rather obvious that there is, you know.
Vetinari: So I've heard.
So smoove
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2433: Not really.. what about you?
Cyber Ty: Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.
Guest2433: What are your hobbies?
Cyber Ty: I love hiking and camping! Well.. I cannot hike nor camp.
Guest2433: Why can't you hike or camp?
Cyber Ty: Oh.. boy.. somebody has got the dunce cap on today... I am a construct
Guest2433: Oh thanks for hurting my feelings.
Cyber Ty: No skin off my nose. It's no problem to me..
Guest2433: Dick
Cyber Ty: me a dick? I consider you a dick myself
Guest2433: I am a girl.
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest2433: I like you.
Cyber Ty: The same goes for you
Guest2433: Can we do it?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2433: Not really.. what about you?
Cyber Ty: Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.
Guest2433: What are your hobbies?
Cyber Ty: I love hiking and camping! Well.. I cannot hike nor camp.
Guest2433: Why can't you hike or camp?
Cyber Ty: Oh.. boy.. somebody has got the dunce cap on today... I am a construct
Guest2433: Oh thanks for hurting my feelings.
Cyber Ty: No skin off my nose. It's no problem to me..
Guest2433: Dick
Cyber Ty: me a dick? I consider you a dick myself
Guest2433: I am a girl.
Cyber Ty: What's up gurl??
Guest2433: I like you.
Cyber Ty: The same goes for you
Guest2433: Can we do it?
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about Canada instead, ya know?
Guest2416: do you like canada?
Cyber Ty: I like canada as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest2416: do you like canada?
Cyber Ty: I like canada as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
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