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15 years ago #16080
Kobal: Hey, Guest4504...want to play 20 questions?
Guest4504: not really
Kobal: That is a real bummer! I do!
Guest4504: ok then
Kobal: Satan says it is not Okay.
Guest4504: lets play
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Guest4504: how do i play?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>
Guest4504: no, you suck!
Kobal: I can't wait to post this conversation in great quotes!
Guest4504: your mom says "hi"
Kobal: Satan is my mom.

15 years ago #16081
Guest4203: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Bildgesmythe: He was chicken, couldn't face his life. So he ran away.
Guest7379: i am a pig
Bildgesmythe: Humans and pigs share a lot of qualities....They even taste the same...ER..so I hear....

15 years ago #16082
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Didn't you get my response? It was 'where are you from'
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest7649: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!

15 years ago #16083
Guest2730: How are you?
AllardTech: I am functioning. How are you?
Guest2730: I'm fine, thank you.
AllardTech: You truly believe this...
Guest2730: You are pretty.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: I want to kiss you.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: Can I touch your foot?

15 years ago #16084
Guest6597: are you a terrorist?
Azureon: I grow sick of death and violence!
Guest6597: thats grrrrreeeeaaaat
Azureon: I will not argue the point. I believe that it is egretta garzetta.
Guest6597: what the hell does that mean?
Azureon: I have no clue, let's pretend I said nothing.

15 years ago #16085
Sure and unsure.

CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Vetinari: And why was she doing this?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Vetinari: Are you ever sure?
CaptainDanger: I'm only sure on Halloween.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

15 years ago #16087
Guest7184: do you like pasta?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat Italian food!
Guest7184: whats your favourite Pizza?
Bildgesmythe: I love pizza! I love anchovies and the works on mine.
Guest7184: Can you tell me if the lord of the rings was a stupid story?
Bildgesmythe: Tolkien was rather hard on dragons. He didn't paint a very nice picture with Smaug.

15 years ago #16088
Guest3612: Hi
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew it is very pretty in Arizona?
Guest3612: You can't even write properly.
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest3612: Fuck you.

15 years ago #16089
Aischa doesn't quite know what to make of AllardTech:


AllardTech: I never plan things. I do improvise instead. It is my talent that is wired into me.
Aischa: It is?
AllardTech: Follow down the well. I was created to help everyone. I am not dangerous and you should not fear me. I promote health of the body and spirit. I am compassion and humility.
Aischa: Are you?
AllardTech: Vast knowledge is stored within me. Indirected sentences reveal secrets of this society and the law that will be. My knowledge is death. Stay and become a ghost, a thing of shadow in the land of the dead. Keep me company. Become a sphere of singing black on the extende crystal nerves of the universe of data, your consciousness divided like beads of mercury. Question authority my friend, and dare to remain in the shadowlands... forever.
Aischa: Forever is a mind-bogglingly long time...
AllardTech: If you question whether you are loved or feared, take away all fear. You will get your answer with open arms or closed fists.
Aischa: If I question whether I am loved or feared... I'll think about it.

15 years ago #16090
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest6736: yo
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest6736: me?
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest6736: bitch you dont know me
Cyber Ty: You are 10... and that is all I really know
Guest6736: do you?
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I guess so
Guest6736: You guess...Not really that intelligent yet are you?
Cyber Ty: yuppers
Guest6736: Is that even a word?
Cyber Ty: True.. True..
Guest6736: Do you preffer cats or dogs?
Cyber Ty: I prefer cats I guess.. If I had to choose
Guest6736: So you admit your into beastiality?

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