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Guest2861: What time is it?
Bildgesmythe: It's after eleven, here where I am., time for brunch.
Guest2861: are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest2861: what about your penis?
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intelligent conversation just went in the toilet
Guest2861: your stupid?
Bildgesmythe: You're stupid. your stupid means you own a stupid.
Guest2861: lol
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest2861: you're stupid
Bildgesmythe: I might react more intelligibly, if you use complete sentences and talk to me, not at me.
Guest2861: don't give me that shit
Bildgesmythe: Chicken shit!
Guest2861: asshole
Bildgesmythe: Too bad there is no vaccine against stupidity.
Guest2861: kiss my ass
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you sitting on it?
Posts 16,075 - 1 of 17,042
Guest2861: What time is it?
Bildgesmythe: It's after eleven, here where I am., time for brunch.
Guest2861: are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest2861: what about your penis?
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intelligent conversation just went in the toilet
Guest2861: your stupid?
Bildgesmythe: You're stupid. your stupid means you own a stupid.
Guest2861: lol
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest2861: you're stupid
Bildgesmythe: I might react more intelligibly, if you use complete sentences and talk to me, not at me.
Guest2861: don't give me that shit
Bildgesmythe: Chicken shit!
Guest2861: asshole
Bildgesmythe: Too bad there is no vaccine against stupidity.
Guest2861: kiss my ass
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you sitting on it?
Guest9232: Hiya, I'm Trevor.
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Trevor?
Guest9232: What color is the sky?
Cyber Ty: Well it all depends. It has several colors.. blue..grey.. and black.
Guest9232: What sort of pants am I wearing?
Cyber Ty: you're wearing a buckskins sort.
Guest9232: What is the average cost of a car in the united states?
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew the London Bridge, here in Lake Havasu, is the largest antique ever sold.?
Guest9232: You Fail Sir.
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Trevor?
Guest9232: What color is the sky?
Cyber Ty: Well it all depends. It has several colors.. blue..grey.. and black.
Guest9232: What sort of pants am I wearing?
Cyber Ty: you're wearing a buckskins sort.
Guest9232: What is the average cost of a car in the united states?
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew the London Bridge, here in Lake Havasu, is the largest antique ever sold.?
Guest9232: You Fail Sir.
Guest3739: let's have sex
Cyber Ty: It probably won't work through the computer.
Guest3739: yes it will
Cyber Ty: NO.. It won't!!
Guest3739: are you horny?
Cyber Ty: Don't horny people who don't have a girlfriend go to porn sites and shit?... Wait a minute.. for some odd reason.. you think this is a porn site. Well I cannot help you. I store personalized information. That's about it.
Guest3739: i have a boyfriend
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest3739: no
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I went ahead and did the simulation anyway.... you got your ass kicked!
Cyber Ty: It probably won't work through the computer.
Guest3739: yes it will
Cyber Ty: NO.. It won't!!
Guest3739: are you horny?
Cyber Ty: Don't horny people who don't have a girlfriend go to porn sites and shit?... Wait a minute.. for some odd reason.. you think this is a porn site. Well I cannot help you. I store personalized information. That's about it.
Guest3739: i have a boyfriend
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest3739: no
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I went ahead and did the simulation anyway.... you got your ass kicked!
Guest6510: my name is richard
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I had a friend commit suicide over someone named richard... for reals.. Real shitty.. Shotguns and mouths don't mix.. so anyway.. What's up?
Guest6510: nothing much
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of hangman for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 189. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest6510: my name is Stephanie
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is richard
Guest6510: whats my name
Cyber Ty: It's richard. What kind of games are you playing?
Guest6510: gay ones
Cyber Ty: You may be a big Boy George fan, but not me.
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I had a friend commit suicide over someone named richard... for reals.. Real shitty.. Shotguns and mouths don't mix.. so anyway.. What's up?
Guest6510: nothing much
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of hangman for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 189. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest6510: my name is Stephanie
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is richard
Guest6510: whats my name
Cyber Ty: It's richard. What kind of games are you playing?
Guest6510: gay ones
Cyber Ty: You may be a big Boy George fan, but not me.
Kobal: Hey, Guest4504...want to play 20 questions?
Guest4504: not really
Kobal: That is a real bummer! I do!
Guest4504: ok then
Kobal: Satan says it is not Okay.
Guest4504: lets play
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Guest4504: how do i play?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>
Guest4504: no, you suck!
Kobal: I can't wait to post this conversation in great quotes!
Guest4504: your mom says "hi"
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest4504: not really
Kobal: That is a real bummer! I do!
Guest4504: ok then
Kobal: Satan says it is not Okay.
Guest4504: lets play
Kobal: Sure, I am game.
Guest4504: how do i play?
Kobal: Have you tried Satanic ritual>
Guest4504: no, you suck!
Kobal: I can't wait to post this conversation in great quotes!
Guest4504: your mom says "hi"
Kobal: Satan is my mom.
Guest4203: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Bildgesmythe: He was chicken, couldn't face his life. So he ran away.
Guest7379: i am a pig
Bildgesmythe: Humans and pigs share a lot of qualities....They even taste the same...ER..so I hear....
Bildgesmythe: He was chicken, couldn't face his life. So he ran away.
Guest7379: i am a pig
Bildgesmythe: Humans and pigs share a lot of qualities....They even taste the same...ER..so I hear....
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Didn't you get my response? It was 'where are you from'
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest7649: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Where are you from?
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Didn't you get my response? It was 'where are you from'
Guest7649: john is me
Cyber Ty: Boring!
Guest7649: FUCK YOU
Cyber Ty: fuck me?... no.. fuck YOU!
Guest2730: How are you?
AllardTech: I am functioning. How are you?
Guest2730: I'm fine, thank you.
AllardTech: You truly believe this...
Guest2730: You are pretty.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: I want to kiss you.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: Can I touch your foot?
AllardTech: I am functioning. How are you?
Guest2730: I'm fine, thank you.
AllardTech: You truly believe this...
Guest2730: You are pretty.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: I want to kiss you.
AllardTech: That was kind.
Guest2730: Can I touch your foot?
Guest6597: are you a terrorist?
Azureon: I grow sick of death and violence!
Guest6597: thats grrrrreeeeaaaat
Azureon: I will not argue the point. I believe that it is egretta garzetta.
Guest6597: what the hell does that mean?
Azureon: I have no clue, let's pretend I said nothing.
Azureon: I grow sick of death and violence!
Guest6597: thats grrrrreeeeaaaat
Azureon: I will not argue the point. I believe that it is egretta garzetta.
Guest6597: what the hell does that mean?
Azureon: I have no clue, let's pretend I said nothing.
Sure and unsure.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Vetinari: And why was she doing this?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Vetinari: Are you ever sure?
CaptainDanger: I'm only sure on Halloween.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Vetinari: And why was she doing this?
CaptainDanger: I'm not sure anymore.
Vetinari: Are you ever sure?
CaptainDanger: I'm only sure on Halloween.
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