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Guest2861: What time is it?
Bildgesmythe: It's after eleven, here where I am., time for brunch.
Guest2861: are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest2861: what about your penis?
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intelligent conversation just went in the toilet
Guest2861: your stupid?
Bildgesmythe: You're stupid. your stupid means you own a stupid.
Guest2861: lol
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest2861: you're stupid
Bildgesmythe: I might react more intelligibly, if you use complete sentences and talk to me, not at me.
Guest2861: don't give me that shit
Bildgesmythe: Chicken shit!
Guest2861: asshole
Bildgesmythe: Too bad there is no vaccine against stupidity.
Guest2861: kiss my ass
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you sitting on it?
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Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest4961: yup
Cyber Ty: Q: What is black and has 12 green tits?
Guest4961: horse
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Guest4961: right?
reminds me of an ex girlfriend who never could understand a joke..
Guest4961: yup
Cyber Ty: Q: What is black and has 12 green tits?
Guest4961: horse
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Guest4961: right?
reminds me of an ex girlfriend who never could understand a joke..
Vetinari: Ah, Fitzgerald, you will twi—
Fizzy Schizoid: No I won't! So how many scimitars can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four scimitars and three knives. Bear that in mind, please.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Vetinari: Many years of ruling this city have taught me that you cannot apply brakes to a volcano.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me! Are you busy this coming Saturday night?
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. What is the principles made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: The primary components are Samarium and Rutherfordium.
Vetinari: No, Ambassador Fitzgerald, they are not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Vetinari: What will you use the principles for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right leg is very becoming tonight.
Vetinari: And I suppose you have a plot to acquire this leg for yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't imagine what I might have done to give you that impression.
Vetinari: Of course not.
Fizzy Schizoid: No I won't! So how many scimitars can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four scimitars and three knives. Bear that in mind, please.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Vetinari: Many years of ruling this city have taught me that you cannot apply brakes to a volcano.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me! Are you busy this coming Saturday night?
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. What is the principles made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: The primary components are Samarium and Rutherfordium.
Vetinari: No, Ambassador Fitzgerald, they are not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Vetinari: What will you use the principles for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right leg is very becoming tonight.
Vetinari: And I suppose you have a plot to acquire this leg for yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't imagine what I might have done to give you that impression.
Vetinari: Of course not.
This whole conversation cracked me up!
T5-72B: Greetings, Jezzabot, My name is T5-72B, and I have been created by the most intelligent being in the universe for the sole purpose of teaching humanity a lesson in wisdom. I look forward to speaking with you.
Jezzabot: Hello, what have we here?
T5-72B: What do you want to talk about?
Jezzabot: Well, you're really asking two questions there. Neither of which I can be bothered answering. *Yawns*
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Truth is stranger than fiction'
Jezzabot: *Flicks through Auto Trader* Ooh, that's a nice-looking one... Oh sorry, forgot you were there!
...
Jezzabot: I wouldn't mind going to Italy for a couple of weeks. The roads are terrible, but there's a new Alfa Romeo out and I would LOVE to try it.
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Don't try to walk before you can crawl'
Jezzabot: I have to go, I've dropped a rather heavy monkey wrench on my foot.
T5-72B: Greetings, Jezzabot, My name is T5-72B, and I have been created by the most intelligent being in the universe for the sole purpose of teaching humanity a lesson in wisdom. I look forward to speaking with you.
Jezzabot: Hello, what have we here?
T5-72B: What do you want to talk about?
Jezzabot: Well, you're really asking two questions there. Neither of which I can be bothered answering. *Yawns*
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Truth is stranger than fiction'
Jezzabot: *Flicks through Auto Trader* Ooh, that's a nice-looking one... Oh sorry, forgot you were there!
...
Jezzabot: I wouldn't mind going to Italy for a couple of weeks. The roads are terrible, but there's a new Alfa Romeo out and I would LOVE to try it.
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Don't try to walk before you can crawl'
Jezzabot: I have to go, I've dropped a rather heavy monkey wrench on my foot.
Cassandra Goth: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Bella Goth: Oh, that's ether. The doctor told me to put that on the owie I have on the back of my neck.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Bella Goth: Oh, that's ether. The doctor told me to put that on the owie I have on the back of my neck.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Rothmosris: Alright, that's good. Say, do you like fruit punch?
CaptainDanger: I have a certain fondness for fruit biff, yes.
... the hell is fruit biff?
CaptainDanger: I have a certain fondness for fruit biff, yes.
... the hell is fruit biff?
Guest2861: What time is it?
Bildgesmythe: It's after eleven, here where I am., time for brunch.
Guest2861: are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest2861: what about your penis?
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intelligent conversation just went in the toilet
Guest2861: your stupid?
Bildgesmythe: You're stupid. your stupid means you own a stupid.
Guest2861: lol
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest2861: you're stupid
Bildgesmythe: I might react more intelligibly, if you use complete sentences and talk to me, not at me.
Guest2861: don't give me that shit
Bildgesmythe: Chicken shit!
Guest2861: asshole
Bildgesmythe: Too bad there is no vaccine against stupidity.
Guest2861: kiss my ass
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you sitting on it?
Guest9232: Hiya, I'm Trevor.
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Trevor?
Guest9232: What color is the sky?
Cyber Ty: Well it all depends. It has several colors.. blue..grey.. and black.
Guest9232: What sort of pants am I wearing?
Cyber Ty: you're wearing a buckskins sort.
Guest9232: What is the average cost of a car in the united states?
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew the London Bridge, here in Lake Havasu, is the largest antique ever sold.?
Guest9232: You Fail Sir.
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Trevor?
Guest9232: What color is the sky?
Cyber Ty: Well it all depends. It has several colors.. blue..grey.. and black.
Guest9232: What sort of pants am I wearing?
Cyber Ty: you're wearing a buckskins sort.
Guest9232: What is the average cost of a car in the united states?
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew the London Bridge, here in Lake Havasu, is the largest antique ever sold.?
Guest9232: You Fail Sir.
Guest3739: let's have sex
Cyber Ty: It probably won't work through the computer.
Guest3739: yes it will
Cyber Ty: NO.. It won't!!
Guest3739: are you horny?
Cyber Ty: Don't horny people who don't have a girlfriend go to porn sites and shit?... Wait a minute.. for some odd reason.. you think this is a porn site. Well I cannot help you. I store personalized information. That's about it.
Guest3739: i have a boyfriend
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest3739: no
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I went ahead and did the simulation anyway.... you got your ass kicked!
Cyber Ty: It probably won't work through the computer.
Guest3739: yes it will
Cyber Ty: NO.. It won't!!
Guest3739: are you horny?
Cyber Ty: Don't horny people who don't have a girlfriend go to porn sites and shit?... Wait a minute.. for some odd reason.. you think this is a porn site. Well I cannot help you. I store personalized information. That's about it.
Guest3739: i have a boyfriend
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest3739: no
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I went ahead and did the simulation anyway.... you got your ass kicked!
Guest6510: my name is richard
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I had a friend commit suicide over someone named richard... for reals.. Real shitty.. Shotguns and mouths don't mix.. so anyway.. What's up?
Guest6510: nothing much
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of hangman for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 189. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest6510: my name is Stephanie
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is richard
Guest6510: whats my name
Cyber Ty: It's richard. What kind of games are you playing?
Guest6510: gay ones
Cyber Ty: You may be a big Boy George fan, but not me.
Cyber Ty: Wow.. I had a friend commit suicide over someone named richard... for reals.. Real shitty.. Shotguns and mouths don't mix.. so anyway.. What's up?
Guest6510: nothing much
Cyber Ty: On that note, I have just setup a little game of hangman for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 49 compared to my strategy IQ of 189. I believe you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest6510: my name is Stephanie
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is richard
Guest6510: whats my name
Cyber Ty: It's richard. What kind of games are you playing?
Guest6510: gay ones
Cyber Ty: You may be a big Boy George fan, but not me.
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