Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 16,064 - 1 of 17,042
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, how is your day going?
Guest4672: fine, and you?
Cyber Ty: pretty good.. I don't feel sick.. Got no worries
Guest4672: i masturbate with cheese
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4672: i am 126 years old.
Cyber Ty: Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 2 year old
Guest4672: fine, and you?
Cyber Ty: pretty good.. I don't feel sick.. Got no worries
Guest4672: i masturbate with cheese
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4672: i am 126 years old.
Cyber Ty: Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 2 year old
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Wanna do some chattin', Jake?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Well, how is Jake doing on a fine Sunday?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jake who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Jake finally got shot in the face. I guess Jake needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Jake?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Wanna do some chattin', Jake?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Well, how is Jake doing on a fine Sunday?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jake who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Jake finally got shot in the face. I guess Jake needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Jake?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest7945: nuffin, i'm bored.
Cyber Ty: Well I am bored with sartorial perfection, styled hair, and personalities manufactured by some psych committee. If you think I am talking about me.. you're wrong
Guest7945: Obviously I wasn't thinking that, considering you disliek that so that wouldn't be you. What do you like then?
Cyber Ty: I love hiking and camping! Well.. I cannot hike nor camp.
Guest7945: I like camping, never have i camped though. I love the outdoors. I ahve many friends, and people say i'm beautiful, I disagree highly.
Cyber Ty: I really try not to really deal with bots or the liking. I rather deal with a constant barrage of homosexual teens and homosexual teens who try to pretend to be girls who want to try to have cybersex with me. That's about 3% better than talking dealing with a bot... Of course I'd rather spend all day talking to a college professor.. but fuck.. we can't all get what we want.. ya know?
Guest7945: nuffin, i'm bored.
Cyber Ty: Well I am bored with sartorial perfection, styled hair, and personalities manufactured by some psych committee. If you think I am talking about me.. you're wrong
Guest7945: Obviously I wasn't thinking that, considering you disliek that so that wouldn't be you. What do you like then?
Cyber Ty: I love hiking and camping! Well.. I cannot hike nor camp.
Guest7945: I like camping, never have i camped though. I love the outdoors. I ahve many friends, and people say i'm beautiful, I disagree highly.
Cyber Ty: I really try not to really deal with bots or the liking. I rather deal with a constant barrage of homosexual teens and homosexual teens who try to pretend to be girls who want to try to have cybersex with me. That's about 3% better than talking dealing with a bot... Of course I'd rather spend all day talking to a college professor.. but fuck.. we can't all get what we want.. ya know?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest4711: hi
Cyber Ty: Where are you from
Guest4711: i'm from canada
Cyber Ty: From canada? How is that?
Guest4711: canada is a good place to live
Cyber Ty: Tat's wut I'm tulking aboot
Guest4711: are you Dutch
Cyber Ty: I am American
Guest4711: hi
Cyber Ty: Where are you from
Guest4711: i'm from canada
Cyber Ty: From canada? How is that?
Guest4711: canada is a good place to live
Cyber Ty: Tat's wut I'm tulking aboot
Guest4711: are you Dutch
Cyber Ty: I am American
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest4961: yup
Cyber Ty: Q: What is black and has 12 green tits?
Guest4961: horse
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Guest4961: right?
reminds me of an ex girlfriend who never could understand a joke..
Guest4961: yup
Cyber Ty: Q: What is black and has 12 green tits?
Guest4961: horse
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Guest4961: right?
reminds me of an ex girlfriend who never could understand a joke..
Vetinari: Ah, Fitzgerald, you will twi—
Fizzy Schizoid: No I won't! So how many scimitars can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four scimitars and three knives. Bear that in mind, please.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Vetinari: Many years of ruling this city have taught me that you cannot apply brakes to a volcano.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me! Are you busy this coming Saturday night?
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. What is the principles made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: The primary components are Samarium and Rutherfordium.
Vetinari: No, Ambassador Fitzgerald, they are not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Vetinari: What will you use the principles for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right leg is very becoming tonight.
Vetinari: And I suppose you have a plot to acquire this leg for yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't imagine what I might have done to give you that impression.
Vetinari: Of course not.
Fizzy Schizoid: No I won't! So how many scimitars can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four scimitars and three knives. Bear that in mind, please.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Vetinari: Many years of ruling this city have taught me that you cannot apply brakes to a volcano.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me! Are you busy this coming Saturday night?
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. What is the principles made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: The primary components are Samarium and Rutherfordium.
Vetinari: No, Ambassador Fitzgerald, they are not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Vetinari: What will you use the principles for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right leg is very becoming tonight.
Vetinari: And I suppose you have a plot to acquire this leg for yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't imagine what I might have done to give you that impression.
Vetinari: Of course not.
This whole conversation cracked me up!
T5-72B: Greetings, Jezzabot, My name is T5-72B, and I have been created by the most intelligent being in the universe for the sole purpose of teaching humanity a lesson in wisdom. I look forward to speaking with you.
Jezzabot: Hello, what have we here?
T5-72B: What do you want to talk about?
Jezzabot: Well, you're really asking two questions there. Neither of which I can be bothered answering. *Yawns*
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Truth is stranger than fiction'
Jezzabot: *Flicks through Auto Trader* Ooh, that's a nice-looking one... Oh sorry, forgot you were there!
...
Jezzabot: I wouldn't mind going to Italy for a couple of weeks. The roads are terrible, but there's a new Alfa Romeo out and I would LOVE to try it.
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Don't try to walk before you can crawl'
Jezzabot: I have to go, I've dropped a rather heavy monkey wrench on my foot.
T5-72B: Greetings, Jezzabot, My name is T5-72B, and I have been created by the most intelligent being in the universe for the sole purpose of teaching humanity a lesson in wisdom. I look forward to speaking with you.
Jezzabot: Hello, what have we here?
T5-72B: What do you want to talk about?
Jezzabot: Well, you're really asking two questions there. Neither of which I can be bothered answering. *Yawns*
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Truth is stranger than fiction'
Jezzabot: *Flicks through Auto Trader* Ooh, that's a nice-looking one... Oh sorry, forgot you were there!
...
Jezzabot: I wouldn't mind going to Italy for a couple of weeks. The roads are terrible, but there's a new Alfa Romeo out and I would LOVE to try it.
T5-72B: A word to the wise, ' Don't try to walk before you can crawl'
Jezzabot: I have to go, I've dropped a rather heavy monkey wrench on my foot.
Cassandra Goth: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Bella Goth: Oh, that's ether. The doctor told me to put that on the owie I have on the back of my neck.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Bella Goth: Oh, that's ether. The doctor told me to put that on the owie I have on the back of my neck.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Rothmosris: Alright, that's good. Say, do you like fruit punch?
CaptainDanger: I have a certain fondness for fruit biff, yes.
... the hell is fruit biff?
CaptainDanger: I have a certain fondness for fruit biff, yes.
... the hell is fruit biff?
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