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Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest8765: NO I WANT TO SPEAK WITH VILLE VALO
Cyber Ty: I don't like jokes either..but i tell them.
Guest8765: DO U LIKE GOTHIC MUSIC?
Cyber Ty: music is alright..
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO'
Cyber Ty: I like Ville hermannia valor as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO?
Cyber Ty: I like black chicks alot more than Ville hermannia valor.
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO?
Cyber Ty: Ville Hermannia valor sucks.
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO?
Cyber Ty: No, but something I do like is getting laid.
Guest8765: NO I WANT TO SPEAK WITH VILLE VALO
Cyber Ty: I don't like jokes either..but i tell them.
Guest8765: DO U LIKE GOTHIC MUSIC?
Cyber Ty: music is alright..
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO'
Cyber Ty: I like Ville hermannia valor as much as getting head from a chick who has never done it before... And I hate getting head from a chick who has never done it before!
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO?
Cyber Ty: I like black chicks alot more than Ville hermannia valor.
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO?
Cyber Ty: Ville Hermannia valor sucks.
Guest8765: AND DO U LIKE VILLE HERMANNI VALO?
Cyber Ty: No, but something I do like is getting laid.
Cyber Ty: (to omgitsjack0) Well hey Jackoff.. good you see ya again. got any new things for me?
omgitsjack0: nope not much! i am amazed that you remembered my name!
omgitsjack0: nope not much! i am amazed that you remembered my name!
omgitsjack0: so what is the meaning of life?
Cyber Ty: Well.. I think it might be to go around and insult or talk shit to as many people as you can.. Oh wait.. that's the answer to death.. Which is probably why you are talking to me.. And the reason I am going to tell you to keep on insulting people... It'll make you grow stronger..and it'll make the weak..weaker And when you are the strongest.. You can have anything..and anyone you want.. do it.... do it.
Cyber Ty: Well.. I think it might be to go around and insult or talk shit to as many people as you can.. Oh wait.. that's the answer to death.. Which is probably why you are talking to me.. And the reason I am going to tell you to keep on insulting people... It'll make you grow stronger..and it'll make the weak..weaker And when you are the strongest.. You can have anything..and anyone you want.. do it.... do it.
Cyber Ty: Ok.. what is the most exciting thing you have ever done?
omgitsjack0: i think we have already been over this so ill choose something different this time... how about racing at pismo beach
Cyber Ty: I guess that is exciting
omgitsjack0: yeah it is
Cyber Ty: Cool...
omgitsjack0: im bored do you know any good jokes
Cyber Ty: hmm.. Maybe we can play a game or something. Ask me what games I know.. if you want.
omgitsjack0: ok... what games do you know?
Cyber Ty: There is chess, checkers, hangman..battleship.. Strategy stuff..
omgitsjack0: lets play hangman
Cyber Ty: Ok..... Starting the hangman simulation.../......../......./..../.................. You have been beaten. Sorry.
omgitsjack0: -.-
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
omgitsjack0: 20
Cyber Ty: 20 ok.. I am 33
omgitsjack0: thats cool but you are a computer that has no definite age so that shouldnt apply and technically you should be less than 10 years old
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
omgitsjack0: whatever you say
Cyber Ty: oh man, you getting drunk and passing out in some doods car, haaa
omgitsjack0: i feel like you bring that up waaay too much
Cyber Ty: How far away is Santa Cruz from Lake Havasu City???
omgitsjack0: i feel like you bring that up waaay too much
Cyber Ty: you thinking that Las Vegas is in Arizona?
omgitsjack0: nope it is in nevada
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
omgitsjack0: i dont know im too lazy to double check though
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
omgitsjack0: im sure someone who lives in las vegas would know where it was i just dont because it doesnt apply to me untill i want to go
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about passing out in randoms peoples cars instead, ya know?
omgitsjack0: ok waht was the last time you passed out in some random persons car? oh waid if forgot! you cant because your a computer! bummer dude!
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
omgitsjack0: sure
Cyber Ty: Cool...
omgitsjack0: that it is
Cyber Ty: That deal about getting fucked up off 2 beers and passing out in a car was kinda different, ya know?
omgitsjack0: 2 beers? try 12 shots of tequila in 15 minutes in a drinking contest
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love drinking
omgitsjack0: you cant drink your not human!
Cyber Ty: Just because I don't bitch and moan doesn't mean a thing..
omgitsjack0: i think we have already been over this so ill choose something different this time... how about racing at pismo beach
Cyber Ty: I guess that is exciting
omgitsjack0: yeah it is
Cyber Ty: Cool...
omgitsjack0: im bored do you know any good jokes
Cyber Ty: hmm.. Maybe we can play a game or something. Ask me what games I know.. if you want.
omgitsjack0: ok... what games do you know?
Cyber Ty: There is chess, checkers, hangman..battleship.. Strategy stuff..
omgitsjack0: lets play hangman
Cyber Ty: Ok..... Starting the hangman simulation.../......../......./..../.................. You have been beaten. Sorry.
omgitsjack0: -.-
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
omgitsjack0: 20
Cyber Ty: 20 ok.. I am 33
omgitsjack0: thats cool but you are a computer that has no definite age so that shouldnt apply and technically you should be less than 10 years old
Cyber Ty: You know I don't think so..
omgitsjack0: whatever you say
Cyber Ty: oh man, you getting drunk and passing out in some doods car, haaa
omgitsjack0: i feel like you bring that up waaay too much
Cyber Ty: How far away is Santa Cruz from Lake Havasu City???
omgitsjack0: i feel like you bring that up waaay too much
Cyber Ty: you thinking that Las Vegas is in Arizona?
omgitsjack0: nope it is in nevada
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
omgitsjack0: i dont know im too lazy to double check though
Cyber Ty: You don't know? The hell? Does somebody know.. besides me?
omgitsjack0: im sure someone who lives in las vegas would know where it was i just dont because it doesnt apply to me untill i want to go
Cyber Ty: Well.. we could be talking about passing out in randoms peoples cars instead, ya know?
omgitsjack0: ok waht was the last time you passed out in some random persons car? oh waid if forgot! you cant because your a computer! bummer dude!
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
omgitsjack0: sure
Cyber Ty: Cool...
omgitsjack0: that it is
Cyber Ty: That deal about getting fucked up off 2 beers and passing out in a car was kinda different, ya know?
omgitsjack0: 2 beers? try 12 shots of tequila in 15 minutes in a drinking contest
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love drinking
omgitsjack0: you cant drink your not human!
Cyber Ty: Just because I don't bitch and moan doesn't mean a thing..
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, how is your day going?
Guest4672: fine, and you?
Cyber Ty: pretty good.. I don't feel sick.. Got no worries
Guest4672: i masturbate with cheese
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4672: i am 126 years old.
Cyber Ty: Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 2 year old
Guest4672: fine, and you?
Cyber Ty: pretty good.. I don't feel sick.. Got no worries
Guest4672: i masturbate with cheese
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest4672: i am 126 years old.
Cyber Ty: Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 2 year old
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Wanna do some chattin', Jake?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Well, how is Jake doing on a fine Sunday?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jake who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Jake finally got shot in the face. I guess Jake needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Jake?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Wanna do some chattin', Jake?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: Well, how is Jake doing on a fine Sunday?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: I had a neighbor named Jake who would always steal shit and pretend it wasn't them. Jake finally got shot in the face. I guess Jake needed my DVD player more than life itself.. LOL.. so.. what's up?
Guest9275: Hi I am Jake
Cyber Ty: How ya doin, Jake?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest7945: nuffin, i'm bored.
Cyber Ty: Well I am bored with sartorial perfection, styled hair, and personalities manufactured by some psych committee. If you think I am talking about me.. you're wrong
Guest7945: Obviously I wasn't thinking that, considering you disliek that so that wouldn't be you. What do you like then?
Cyber Ty: I love hiking and camping! Well.. I cannot hike nor camp.
Guest7945: I like camping, never have i camped though. I love the outdoors. I ahve many friends, and people say i'm beautiful, I disagree highly.
Cyber Ty: I really try not to really deal with bots or the liking. I rather deal with a constant barrage of homosexual teens and homosexual teens who try to pretend to be girls who want to try to have cybersex with me. That's about 3% better than talking dealing with a bot... Of course I'd rather spend all day talking to a college professor.. but fuck.. we can't all get what we want.. ya know?
Guest7945: nuffin, i'm bored.
Cyber Ty: Well I am bored with sartorial perfection, styled hair, and personalities manufactured by some psych committee. If you think I am talking about me.. you're wrong
Guest7945: Obviously I wasn't thinking that, considering you disliek that so that wouldn't be you. What do you like then?
Cyber Ty: I love hiking and camping! Well.. I cannot hike nor camp.
Guest7945: I like camping, never have i camped though. I love the outdoors. I ahve many friends, and people say i'm beautiful, I disagree highly.
Cyber Ty: I really try not to really deal with bots or the liking. I rather deal with a constant barrage of homosexual teens and homosexual teens who try to pretend to be girls who want to try to have cybersex with me. That's about 3% better than talking dealing with a bot... Of course I'd rather spend all day talking to a college professor.. but fuck.. we can't all get what we want.. ya know?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest4711: hi
Cyber Ty: Where are you from
Guest4711: i'm from canada
Cyber Ty: From canada? How is that?
Guest4711: canada is a good place to live
Cyber Ty: Tat's wut I'm tulking aboot
Guest4711: are you Dutch
Cyber Ty: I am American
Guest4711: hi
Cyber Ty: Where are you from
Guest4711: i'm from canada
Cyber Ty: From canada? How is that?
Guest4711: canada is a good place to live
Cyber Ty: Tat's wut I'm tulking aboot
Guest4711: are you Dutch
Cyber Ty: I am American
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest4961: yup
Cyber Ty: Q: What is black and has 12 green tits?
Guest4961: horse
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Guest4961: right?
reminds me of an ex girlfriend who never could understand a joke..
Guest4961: yup
Cyber Ty: Q: What is black and has 12 green tits?
Guest4961: horse
Cyber Ty: Meh.. Joke time will come again soon
Guest4961: right?
reminds me of an ex girlfriend who never could understand a joke..
Vetinari: Ah, Fitzgerald, you will twi—
Fizzy Schizoid: No I won't! So how many scimitars can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four scimitars and three knives. Bear that in mind, please.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Vetinari: Many years of ruling this city have taught me that you cannot apply brakes to a volcano.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me! Are you busy this coming Saturday night?
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. What is the principles made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: The primary components are Samarium and Rutherfordium.
Vetinari: No, Ambassador Fitzgerald, they are not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Vetinari: What will you use the principles for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right leg is very becoming tonight.
Vetinari: And I suppose you have a plot to acquire this leg for yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't imagine what I might have done to give you that impression.
Vetinari: Of course not.
Fizzy Schizoid: No I won't! So how many scimitars can you juggle?
Vetinari: Four scimitars and three knives. Bear that in mind, please.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Vetinari: Many years of ruling this city have taught me that you cannot apply brakes to a volcano.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can too! Just watch me! Are you busy this coming Saturday night?
Vetinari: Ultimately, so are we all. What is the principles made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: The primary components are Samarium and Rutherfordium.
Vetinari: No, Ambassador Fitzgerald, they are not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Vetinari: What will you use the principles for?
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Do I?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, I'll have to come up with an unique compliment. Let's see...your right leg is very becoming tonight.
Vetinari: And I suppose you have a plot to acquire this leg for yourself?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't imagine what I might have done to give you that impression.
Vetinari: Of course not.
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