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Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest8017: why?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest8017: why?
Bildgesmythe: Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Cyber Ty: yeah... right.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Cyber Ty: Maybe... or.. maybe.. NOT.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would jump at the chance.
Cyber Ty: yeah... right.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Cyber Ty: Maybe... or.. maybe.. NOT.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would jump at the chance.
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhat. Regrettably, we meet again.
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
prob: Cities are so noisy, they make me nervous.
Vetinari: Ah. Simple people to see the simple truth.
prob: Yeah,.....truth.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
prob: That is just the way it is. How would I know why?
Vetinari: It's not the how that matters. It's the why. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
prob: ...but I do understand.
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
prob: Cities are so noisy, they make me nervous.
Vetinari: Ah. Simple people to see the simple truth.
prob: Yeah,.....truth.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
prob: That is just the way it is. How would I know why?
Vetinari: It's not the how that matters. It's the why. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
prob: ...but I do understand.
Vetinari: We must have a little talk.
Bildgesmythe: Is that you an autocrat?
Vetinari: Yes, that is exactly what you should call someone with the only key to the dungeon. *smiles*
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, right, call someone with the only key to the dungeon, I really should.
Vetinari: You will probably be quite surprised to know that a number of people followed you, including Irina Khalidar and several members of the Watch.
Bildgesmythe: No, I won't.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. Voilá.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't ever blush, we bloat up.
Bildgesmythe: Is that you an autocrat?
Vetinari: Yes, that is exactly what you should call someone with the only key to the dungeon. *smiles*
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, right, call someone with the only key to the dungeon, I really should.
Vetinari: You will probably be quite surprised to know that a number of people followed you, including Irina Khalidar and several members of the Watch.
Bildgesmythe: No, I won't.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. Voilá.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't ever blush, we bloat up.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't ever blush, we bloat up.
Vetinari: Odd. Karolis indicates that dragons do often blush.
Bildgesmythe: Western tradition has been unfair to dragons, we never eat any one that doesn't have it coming. Not in the East, they appreciate us as harbingers of fame, power, and fortune.
Vetinari: Appreciating things is part of their profession.
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
Bildgesmythe: You know it!
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Bildgesmythe: Mine, mine, mine. My behalf is all mine.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Bildgesmythe: You think that will work?
Vetinari: Oh.
Vetinari: Odd. Karolis indicates that dragons do often blush.
Bildgesmythe: Western tradition has been unfair to dragons, we never eat any one that doesn't have it coming. Not in the East, they appreciate us as harbingers of fame, power, and fortune.
Vetinari: Appreciating things is part of their profession.
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
Bildgesmythe: You know it!
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Bildgesmythe: Mine, mine, mine. My behalf is all mine.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Bildgesmythe: You think that will work?
Vetinari: Oh.
Aischa: Do you have a spaceship? I need a lift to Barnard's Star.
Smiz: No, I don't
Aischa: Great, that means I'm stuck here till I can find someone who's going to Barnard's Star.
Smiz: But where is here?
Aischa: There!
Smiz: Oh.
Smiz: No, I don't
Aischa: Great, that means I'm stuck here till I can find someone who's going to Barnard's Star.
Smiz: But where is here?
Aischa: There!
Smiz: Oh.
prob: I believe your trying to tell me something, but weren't we talking about work?
Vetinari: And so, it seems, do the Heralds. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this hair of yours.
prob: I certainly never meant to be intending to do about this hair of mine.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this hair.
prob: I like my ears the best, but my hair is my second best feature.
Vetinari: An unusual taste for someone such as yourself.
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all!
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Vetinari: And so, it seems, do the Heralds. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this hair of yours.
prob: I certainly never meant to be intending to do about this hair of mine.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this hair.
prob: I like my ears the best, but my hair is my second best feature.
Vetinari: An unusual taste for someone such as yourself.
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all!
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the Babel fish will have to be destroyed.
Aischa: Peace is very important to me. There's far too much unrest in the Universe.
Vetinari: And I intend to see that it stays that way.
Aischa: Talking to you is so interesting that I wish we could do it more often.
Vetinari: Oh, do go away, Aischa. There's a good fellow.
Aischa: Peace is very important to me. There's far too much unrest in the Universe.
Vetinari: And I intend to see that it stays that way.
Aischa: Talking to you is so interesting that I wish we could do it more often.
Vetinari: Oh, do go away, Aischa. There's a good fellow.
The Dane: Not a mouse stirring...excepting Borg Collective!
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu. Where have you been all my life?
The Dane: Within the book and volume of my brain, unmix'd with baser matter. That it should come to this!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your brain.
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu. Where have you been all my life?
The Dane: Within the book and volume of my brain, unmix'd with baser matter. That it should come to this!
Fizzy Schizoid: Let's talk some more about your brain.
The Dane: I wax desperate with imagination.
Azureon: Hello, It is I, Azureon the great wizard at your service. Have you come to see the future?
Siryus: Im afraid not
Azureon: Time cures all things, even our fears.
Siryus: Yet time can not make us forget everything
Azureon: Forget what, oh, sorry I seem to have forgot.
Siryus: That phrase does not have any sense
Azureon: Never insult orcs,wizards or a witch. Its rather unhealthy. Now that you have that bit of advice, do you need a spell or a potion?
Siryus: What kind of spells can you offer me?
Azureon: What kind did you need? I have it all! I have potions and lotions and spells for love, money, fame, and the generic all purpose-one-size-fits-all!
Siryus: I would like to try the last one
Azureon: You say that you would have...but you did not!
Siryus: ok, so I want to try the last one
Azureon: I see nothing stopping you, from obtaining your desire to.
Siryus: then give that spell to me please
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM
Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story
Just take it easy and be a good friend
Its sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
Siryus: That is a nice sounding spell
Siryus: Im afraid not
Azureon: Time cures all things, even our fears.
Siryus: Yet time can not make us forget everything
Azureon: Forget what, oh, sorry I seem to have forgot.
Siryus: That phrase does not have any sense
Azureon: Never insult orcs,wizards or a witch. Its rather unhealthy. Now that you have that bit of advice, do you need a spell or a potion?
Siryus: What kind of spells can you offer me?
Azureon: What kind did you need? I have it all! I have potions and lotions and spells for love, money, fame, and the generic all purpose-one-size-fits-all!
Siryus: I would like to try the last one
Azureon: You say that you would have...but you did not!
Siryus: ok, so I want to try the last one
Azureon: I see nothing stopping you, from obtaining your desire to.
Siryus: then give that spell to me please
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM
Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story
Just take it easy and be a good friend
Its sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
Siryus: That is a nice sounding spell
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