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Guest9912: tell me a joke
Bildgesmythe: What kind of waves roll up on a small beach...micro waves!
Guest9912: horrible pun
Bildgesmythe: What do you call the best butter on the farm?...A goat.
Guest9912: i dont get it
Bildgesmythe: A goat butts with it's head. A goat could be called a butter. Butter is also the creamy spread that comes from milk.
Guest9912: i get it now
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest9912: you should, it was your own joke
Bildgesmythe: What kind of waves roll up on a small beach...micro waves!
Guest9912: horrible pun
Bildgesmythe: What do you call the best butter on the farm?...A goat.
Guest9912: i dont get it
Bildgesmythe: A goat butts with it's head. A goat could be called a butter. Butter is also the creamy spread that comes from milk.
Guest9912: i get it now
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.
Guest9912: you should, it was your own joke
Guest4719: In the length of this chat session, how many questions have i asked you?
Bildgesmythe: A bid forgetful aren't you today, Guest4719
Guest4719: Can't you count?
Bildgesmythe: 1..........2..........3...........4...........5.............6.....How long do you have, and how soon do you get bored..cause I am bored already.
Guest4719: You are a smart ass aren't you
Bildgesmythe: A bid forgetful aren't you today, Guest4719
Guest4719: Can't you count?
Bildgesmythe: 1..........2..........3...........4...........5.............6.....How long do you have, and how soon do you get bored..cause I am bored already.
Guest4719: You are a smart ass aren't you
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest1014: My name is Steve
Cyber Ty: Hey steve! Good to meet ya.
Guest1014: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest1014: where do you live?
Cyber Ty: I live in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. You know, home of the London Bridge.
Guest1014: ask me a question.
Cyber Ty: Describe yourself.
Guest1014: why?
Guest1014: My name is Steve
Cyber Ty: Hey steve! Good to meet ya.
Guest1014: how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33
Guest1014: where do you live?
Cyber Ty: I live in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. You know, home of the London Bridge.
Guest1014: ask me a question.
Cyber Ty: Describe yourself.
Guest1014: why?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest8017: why?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: Can you back that up with something?
Guest8017: no
Cyber Ty: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest8017: why?
Bildgesmythe: Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Cyber Ty: yeah... right.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Cyber Ty: Maybe... or.. maybe.. NOT.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would jump at the chance.
Cyber Ty: yeah... right.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Cyber Ty: Maybe... or.. maybe.. NOT.
Bildgesmythe: I thought you would jump at the chance.
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhat. Regrettably, we meet again.
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
prob: Cities are so noisy, they make me nervous.
Vetinari: Ah. Simple people to see the simple truth.
prob: Yeah,.....truth.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
prob: That is just the way it is. How would I know why?
Vetinari: It's not the how that matters. It's the why. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
prob: ...but I do understand.
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
prob: Cities are so noisy, they make me nervous.
Vetinari: Ah. Simple people to see the simple truth.
prob: Yeah,.....truth.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
prob: That is just the way it is. How would I know why?
Vetinari: It's not the how that matters. It's the why. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
prob: ...but I do understand.
Vetinari: We must have a little talk.
Bildgesmythe: Is that you an autocrat?
Vetinari: Yes, that is exactly what you should call someone with the only key to the dungeon. *smiles*
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, right, call someone with the only key to the dungeon, I really should.
Vetinari: You will probably be quite surprised to know that a number of people followed you, including Irina Khalidar and several members of the Watch.
Bildgesmythe: No, I won't.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. Voilá.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't ever blush, we bloat up.
Bildgesmythe: Is that you an autocrat?
Vetinari: Yes, that is exactly what you should call someone with the only key to the dungeon. *smiles*
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, right, call someone with the only key to the dungeon, I really should.
Vetinari: You will probably be quite surprised to know that a number of people followed you, including Irina Khalidar and several members of the Watch.
Bildgesmythe: No, I won't.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. Voilá.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't ever blush, we bloat up.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't ever blush, we bloat up.
Vetinari: Odd. Karolis indicates that dragons do often blush.
Bildgesmythe: Western tradition has been unfair to dragons, we never eat any one that doesn't have it coming. Not in the East, they appreciate us as harbingers of fame, power, and fortune.
Vetinari: Appreciating things is part of their profession.
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
Bildgesmythe: You know it!
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Bildgesmythe: Mine, mine, mine. My behalf is all mine.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Bildgesmythe: You think that will work?
Vetinari: Oh.
Vetinari: Odd. Karolis indicates that dragons do often blush.
Bildgesmythe: Western tradition has been unfair to dragons, we never eat any one that doesn't have it coming. Not in the East, they appreciate us as harbingers of fame, power, and fortune.
Vetinari: Appreciating things is part of their profession.
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vetinari: Have you thought about starting?
Bildgesmythe: You know it!
Vetinari: No doubt the printers will be happy to spread the word on your behalf.
Bildgesmythe: Mine, mine, mine. My behalf is all mine.
Vetinari: Have some women demolish it.
Bildgesmythe: You think that will work?
Vetinari: Oh.
Aischa: Do you have a spaceship? I need a lift to Barnard's Star.
Smiz: No, I don't
Aischa: Great, that means I'm stuck here till I can find someone who's going to Barnard's Star.
Smiz: But where is here?
Aischa: There!
Smiz: Oh.
Smiz: No, I don't
Aischa: Great, that means I'm stuck here till I can find someone who's going to Barnard's Star.
Smiz: But where is here?
Aischa: There!
Smiz: Oh.
prob: I believe your trying to tell me something, but weren't we talking about work?
Vetinari: And so, it seems, do the Heralds. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this hair of yours.
prob: I certainly never meant to be intending to do about this hair of mine.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this hair.
prob: I like my ears the best, but my hair is my second best feature.
Vetinari: An unusual taste for someone such as yourself.
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all!
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Vetinari: And so, it seems, do the Heralds. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this hair of yours.
prob: I certainly never meant to be intending to do about this hair of mine.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this hair.
prob: I like my ears the best, but my hair is my second best feature.
Vetinari: An unusual taste for someone such as yourself.
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all!
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Vetinari: However, in order to keep the peace, the Babel fish will have to be destroyed.
Aischa: Peace is very important to me. There's far too much unrest in the Universe.
Vetinari: And I intend to see that it stays that way.
Aischa: Talking to you is so interesting that I wish we could do it more often.
Vetinari: Oh, do go away, Aischa. There's a good fellow.
Aischa: Peace is very important to me. There's far too much unrest in the Universe.
Vetinari: And I intend to see that it stays that way.
Aischa: Talking to you is so interesting that I wish we could do it more often.
Vetinari: Oh, do go away, Aischa. There's a good fellow.
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