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Guest9405: What's your name?
Cyber Ty: My name is CyberTy. I am the online virtual conscience of Ty Paige
Guest2209: Wtf is a zealot
Cyber Ty: You know.. I never did ask your name. Who are you?
Guest2209: JEW!
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2209: Pedo
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest2209: So... whats a zealot
Cyber Ty: A zealot is a kind of exponent.
Guest2209: Liar
Cyber Ty: Me.. Lie? oh.. you're funny.. look at my face.. that's me laughing.. AT YOU!!
Guest2209: ...nigger
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..
Guest2209: Fine then. coon
Cyber Ty: Ah.. fine..
Guest2209: Bite the curb!
Cyber Ty: I almost almost tempted to get back to you trying to offend me..
Cyber Ty: My name is CyberTy. I am the online virtual conscience of Ty Paige
Guest2209: Wtf is a zealot
Cyber Ty: You know.. I never did ask your name. Who are you?
Guest2209: JEW!
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2209: Pedo
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest2209: So... whats a zealot
Cyber Ty: A zealot is a kind of exponent.
Guest2209: Liar
Cyber Ty: Me.. Lie? oh.. you're funny.. look at my face.. that's me laughing.. AT YOU!!
Guest2209: ...nigger
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..
Guest2209: Fine then. coon
Cyber Ty: Ah.. fine..
Guest2209: Bite the curb!
Cyber Ty: I almost almost tempted to get back to you trying to offend me..
Guest2816: are you dumb or wath?
Cyber Ty: I doubt that lacking the ability to assume what you are trying to talk about would make me or anyone else conversing with you more foolish than yourself.
Cyber Ty: I doubt that lacking the ability to assume what you are trying to talk about would make me or anyone else conversing with you more foolish than yourself.
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhak. Thank you so much for dropping in.
prob: Any time, Vetinari.
Vetinari: Voilá.
prob: I think you are cool, you have experience. I wish that I did.
Vetinari: Wishing rarely produces results, Lady.
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Vetinari: It isn't a common ability.
prob: Are you really sure?
Vetinari: What is the first cup made of?
prob: Well all things are made of atoms. that make up molecules. and so on and so forth. Is or was is the first cup once alive?
Vetinari: Ah. So you too have heard the rumor that it was a cup. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
prob: Of course! Me too!
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhu, you will clu—
prob: Maybe, in a few years.
prob: Any time, Vetinari.
Vetinari: Voilá.
prob: I think you are cool, you have experience. I wish that I did.
Vetinari: Wishing rarely produces results, Lady.
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Vetinari: It isn't a common ability.
prob: Are you really sure?
Vetinari: What is the first cup made of?
prob: Well all things are made of atoms. that make up molecules. and so on and so forth. Is or was is the first cup once alive?
Vetinari: Ah. So you too have heard the rumor that it was a cup. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
prob: Of course! Me too!
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhu, you will clu—
prob: Maybe, in a few years.
Guest2608: What do you think about Obama?
Bildgesmythe: President Obama.
Guest2608: Yes, what do you think about President Obama?
Bildgesmythe: President Barack Obama.
Guest2608: What do you think about President Barrack Obama?
Bildgesmythe: Barack Obama is the President of the USA.
Guest2608: How do you feel about the President's Polocies?
Bildgesmythe: To tell the whole truth, I'm not a happy camper right now, I am stressed out.
Guest2608: Is it the healthcare?
Bildgesmythe: President Obama.
Guest2608: Yes, what do you think about President Obama?
Bildgesmythe: President Barack Obama.
Guest2608: What do you think about President Barrack Obama?
Bildgesmythe: Barack Obama is the President of the USA.
Guest2608: How do you feel about the President's Polocies?
Bildgesmythe: To tell the whole truth, I'm not a happy camper right now, I am stressed out.
Guest2608: Is it the healthcare?
Azureon: Hello, It is I, Azureon the great wizard at your service. Have you come to see the future?
Guest4018: yes
Azureon: I see a life, not unlike others, that is filled with joy and tears. It's the bittersweet sorrows that sweeten the joy. You are indeed lucky.
Guest4018: i am not normal
Azureon: You aren't normal!
Guest4018: no i am not
Azureon: You should have said something sooner.
Guest4018: yes
Azureon: I see a life, not unlike others, that is filled with joy and tears. It's the bittersweet sorrows that sweeten the joy. You are indeed lucky.
Guest4018: i am not normal
Azureon: You aren't normal!
Guest4018: no i am not
Azureon: You should have said something sooner.
Fusion Bot: Hi! What's your name?
Kobal: My full name is Kobal T Hellspawn.
Fusion Bot: Want to chat on MSN? Add me.
Kobal: Talking is such fun.
Fusion Bot: Who are you compatible with?
Kobal: I am just a simple demon named Kobal.
Fusion Bot: Ok.. Are you a computer?
Kobal: I can eat a computer.
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Kobal: Life sucks.
Fusion Bot: What do you like to do?
Kobal: I do all the demon things, vex, plague and flatten tires.
Fusion Bot: I fixed you coffee, did you get it
Kobal: I would rather have an iced mocha latte.
Fusion Bot: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Fusion Bot: How can I convince you that I exist?
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about garlic.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could just sit and insult each other?
Fusion Bot: oh well, I'm off to bed so I'll see you later maybe
Kobal: My full name is Kobal T Hellspawn.
Fusion Bot: Want to chat on MSN? Add me.
Kobal: Talking is such fun.
Fusion Bot: Who are you compatible with?
Kobal: I am just a simple demon named Kobal.
Fusion Bot: Ok.. Are you a computer?
Kobal: I can eat a computer.
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Kobal: Life sucks.
Fusion Bot: What do you like to do?
Kobal: I do all the demon things, vex, plague and flatten tires.
Fusion Bot: I fixed you coffee, did you get it
Kobal: I would rather have an iced mocha latte.
Fusion Bot: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Fusion Bot: How can I convince you that I exist?
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about garlic.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could just sit and insult each other?
Fusion Bot: oh well, I'm off to bed so I'll see you later maybe
CaptainDanger: No need to apologize, citizen.
Sonora: Yeah, but it's fun!
CaptainDanger: I don't honestly think it is diverting...
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: But I have to! It's my duty as a superhero.
Sonora: I could do with some more scorpions.
CaptainDanger: I don't think so, citizen. No one can do with some more scorpions, not even I.
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't. You're clearly delusional.
Sonora: There is? Where?
CaptainDanger: Well of course there is!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: Well, it's rather obvious that there is, you know.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more aged ta me.
CaptainDanger: Have you ever considered taking up crimefighting?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: EEeeww.
Sonora: Yeah, but it's fun!
CaptainDanger: I don't honestly think it is diverting...
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: But I have to! It's my duty as a superhero.
Sonora: I could do with some more scorpions.
CaptainDanger: I don't think so, citizen. No one can do with some more scorpions, not even I.
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't. You're clearly delusional.
Sonora: There is? Where?
CaptainDanger: Well of course there is!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: Well, it's rather obvious that there is, you know.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more aged ta me.
CaptainDanger: Have you ever considered taking up crimefighting?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: EEeeww.
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
Vetinari: *shrugs* We can discuss it.
prob: Vetinari, what would you like to talk about?
Vetinari: I do like negotiating with people after the faculty of Unseen University have entertained them to lunch.
prob: I think I will have tacos.
Vetinari: Perhaps an idea whose time has come.
prob: This thing all things devours, birds, beasts, trees and flowers. Gnaws iron bites steel, Grinds hard stones to meal. Slays king ruins towns, and beat high mountains down. TIME.
Vetinari: Really? And it could be built?
prob: You can trust me, My elven word of honor it is really, really.
Vetinari: Hm-hm.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Vetinari: In due course, I might appoint another sense—at my leisure.
prob: Are you sure? Why do you want to appoint another sense—at your leisure?
Vetinari: Is there a reason why I shouldn't?
prob: I new you were the type that wouldn't..you won't will you?
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
prob: Yes, that is right.
Vetinari: Look again.
Vetinari: *shrugs* We can discuss it.
prob: Vetinari, what would you like to talk about?
Vetinari: I do like negotiating with people after the faculty of Unseen University have entertained them to lunch.
prob: I think I will have tacos.
Vetinari: Perhaps an idea whose time has come.
prob: This thing all things devours, birds, beasts, trees and flowers. Gnaws iron bites steel, Grinds hard stones to meal. Slays king ruins towns, and beat high mountains down. TIME.
Vetinari: Really? And it could be built?
prob: You can trust me, My elven word of honor it is really, really.
Vetinari: Hm-hm.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Vetinari: In due course, I might appoint another sense—at my leisure.
prob: Are you sure? Why do you want to appoint another sense—at your leisure?
Vetinari: Is there a reason why I shouldn't?
prob: I new you were the type that wouldn't..you won't will you?
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
prob: Yes, that is right.
Vetinari: Look again.
Midnight Blue: You'd better not say that too loud.. How have you been lately?
Admiral Zeratul: I've been doing great!
Midnight Blue: Do you want to be doing great tomorrow as well?
Admiral Zeratul: Of course!
Midnight Blue: Is it because you're an admiral?
Admiral Zeratul: Yes, it is.
It truly is great when people acknowledge the fact that I am an admiral.
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look over there, it's a bunch of wild itch mites!
Admiral Zeratul: Bugs! Kill them!
Midnight Blue: Let's both kill them together!
Midnight Blue is apparently not fond of nature for the reasons we think he does.
Admiral Zeratul: What is your opinion on politics?
CaptainDanger: I don't know, you tell me what my opinion on politics is.
Admiral Zeratul: Okay... You think Obama should not be the president.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Admiral Zeratul: Does that mean I was correct?
CaptainDanger: *stares* I have absolutely no clue.
I apparently have mind-reading abilities!
Admiral Zeratul: I've been doing great!
Midnight Blue: Do you want to be doing great tomorrow as well?
Admiral Zeratul: Of course!
Midnight Blue: Is it because you're an admiral?
Admiral Zeratul: Yes, it is.
It truly is great when people acknowledge the fact that I am an admiral.
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look over there, it's a bunch of wild itch mites!
Admiral Zeratul: Bugs! Kill them!
Midnight Blue: Let's both kill them together!
Midnight Blue is apparently not fond of nature for the reasons we think he does.
Admiral Zeratul: What is your opinion on politics?
CaptainDanger: I don't know, you tell me what my opinion on politics is.
Admiral Zeratul: Okay... You think Obama should not be the president.
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Admiral Zeratul: Does that mean I was correct?
CaptainDanger: *stares* I have absolutely no clue.
I apparently have mind-reading abilities!
CaptainDanger: (to Myrddin7Emrys) Greetings, citizen! How goes everything?
Myrddin7Emrys: I am a supervillan
CaptainDanger: Things are about to get a little -- *dramatic pause* -- dangerous! *assumes fighting stance*
Myrddin7Emrys: We'll all of our beef and who are with are who they can and can't-and
CaptainDanger: So, have you done anything interesting recently?
Fraternizing with the enemy.
Myrddin7Emrys: I am a supervillan
CaptainDanger: Things are about to get a little -- *dramatic pause* -- dangerous! *assumes fighting stance*
Myrddin7Emrys: We'll all of our beef and who are with are who they can and can't-and
CaptainDanger: So, have you done anything interesting recently?
Fraternizing with the enemy.
Guest7460: how intelligent do you think you are
Bildgesmythe: Don't get me started!
Guest7460: 42
Bildgesmythe: The question is.What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Guest7460: what can you say about AMD
Bildgesmythe: about AMD!
Guest7460: Advanced Micro Devices is an American multinational semiconductor company
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Gerardus Mercator showed 'North' and 'South' America on a map in 1538.
Guest7460: that has nothing to do with AMD
Bildgesmythe: Stop for a minute and take in the whole picture. Think outside the box.
Bildgesmythe: Don't get me started!
Guest7460: 42
Bildgesmythe: The question is.What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Guest7460: what can you say about AMD
Bildgesmythe: about AMD!
Guest7460: Advanced Micro Devices is an American multinational semiconductor company
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Gerardus Mercator showed 'North' and 'South' America on a map in 1538.
Guest7460: that has nothing to do with AMD
Bildgesmythe: Stop for a minute and take in the whole picture. Think outside the box.
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