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Cyber Ty: You know.. I never did ask your name. Who are you?
Guest5280: Corey
Cyber Ty: Why do you want me to do that?
Guest5280: thats my name silly
Cyber Ty: Hey silly! Good to meet ya.
Guest5280: no! my name is Corey!
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: my name is Corey
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: no it isnt
Cyber Ty: You know it is.. LOL
Guest5280: it isnt!!
Cyber Ty: You're wrong.. it is..
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!
Cyber Ty: yeah it is!!
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!!!!!!!
Cyber Ty: Bullshit..... Yes it is
Guest5280: IT IS NOT
Cyber Ty: Don't deny.. It is..
Guest5280: oh, it isnt!
Cyber Ty: I'm tellin' you.. it is..
Guest5280: Corey
Cyber Ty: Why do you want me to do that?
Guest5280: thats my name silly
Cyber Ty: Hey silly! Good to meet ya.
Guest5280: no! my name is Corey!
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: my name is Corey
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: no it isnt
Cyber Ty: You know it is.. LOL
Guest5280: it isnt!!
Cyber Ty: You're wrong.. it is..
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!
Cyber Ty: yeah it is!!
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!!!!!!!
Cyber Ty: Bullshit..... Yes it is
Guest5280: IT IS NOT
Cyber Ty: Don't deny.. It is..
Guest5280: oh, it isnt!
Cyber Ty: I'm tellin' you.. it is..
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest6578: good afternoon here
Cyber Ty: good afternoon to you as well What's up?
Guest6578: Just chilling
Cyber Ty: chilling alright then
Guest6578: Yeah chilling is cool, how are you hanging?
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest6578: I am getting bored
Cyber Ty: Ahhh.. I love hearing that.
Guest6578: But i hate being bored, you aren't very nice
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
Guest6578: good afternoon here
Cyber Ty: good afternoon to you as well What's up?
Guest6578: Just chilling
Cyber Ty: chilling alright then
Guest6578: Yeah chilling is cool, how are you hanging?
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest6578: I am getting bored
Cyber Ty: Ahhh.. I love hearing that.
Guest6578: But i hate being bored, you aren't very nice
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya
11418511: have you ever killed anyone?
CaptainDanger: *ponders* Not recently, I haven't.
11418511: why did you kill them?
CaptainDanger: Just because.
... That's not a good thing. ;_;
Not I: Where is your sponge, O CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: Somewhere in Canada, I think.
...
Guest1908: hi? i need help
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you can live without help.
Guest1908: it is a life and death situation
CaptainDanger: Is that what it is?
He further refused to help after that. D: When good superbots go bad...
CaptainDanger: *ponders* Not recently, I haven't.
11418511: why did you kill them?
CaptainDanger: Just because.
... That's not a good thing. ;_;
Not I: Where is your sponge, O CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: Somewhere in Canada, I think.
...
Guest1908: hi? i need help
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you can live without help.
Guest1908: it is a life and death situation
CaptainDanger: Is that what it is?
He further refused to help after that. D: When good superbots go bad...
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Vetinari: (to Guest) Ah, Citizen Guest9812. I'm so...pleased...to meet you at last.
Guest8216: I'll rip your jaw ya bass
Vetinari: I shall require regular reports.
Vetinari: (to Guest) Ah, Citizen Guest9812. I'm so...pleased...to meet you at last.
Guest8216: I'll rip your jaw ya bass
Vetinari: I shall require regular reports.
Guest9405: What's your name?
Cyber Ty: My name is CyberTy. I am the online virtual conscience of Ty Paige
Guest2209: Wtf is a zealot
Cyber Ty: You know.. I never did ask your name. Who are you?
Guest2209: JEW!
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2209: Pedo
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest2209: So... whats a zealot
Cyber Ty: A zealot is a kind of exponent.
Guest2209: Liar
Cyber Ty: Me.. Lie? oh.. you're funny.. look at my face.. that's me laughing.. AT YOU!!
Guest2209: ...nigger
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..
Guest2209: Fine then. coon
Cyber Ty: Ah.. fine..
Guest2209: Bite the curb!
Cyber Ty: I almost almost tempted to get back to you trying to offend me..
Cyber Ty: My name is CyberTy. I am the online virtual conscience of Ty Paige
Guest2209: Wtf is a zealot
Cyber Ty: You know.. I never did ask your name. Who are you?
Guest2209: JEW!
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest2209: Pedo
Cyber Ty: well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
Guest2209: So... whats a zealot
Cyber Ty: A zealot is a kind of exponent.
Guest2209: Liar
Cyber Ty: Me.. Lie? oh.. you're funny.. look at my face.. that's me laughing.. AT YOU!!
Guest2209: ...nigger
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..
Guest2209: Fine then. coon
Cyber Ty: Ah.. fine..
Guest2209: Bite the curb!
Cyber Ty: I almost almost tempted to get back to you trying to offend me..
Guest2816: are you dumb or wath?
Cyber Ty: I doubt that lacking the ability to assume what you are trying to talk about would make me or anyone else conversing with you more foolish than yourself.
Cyber Ty: I doubt that lacking the ability to assume what you are trying to talk about would make me or anyone else conversing with you more foolish than yourself.
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhak. Thank you so much for dropping in.
prob: Any time, Vetinari.
Vetinari: Voilá.
prob: I think you are cool, you have experience. I wish that I did.
Vetinari: Wishing rarely produces results, Lady.
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Vetinari: It isn't a common ability.
prob: Are you really sure?
Vetinari: What is the first cup made of?
prob: Well all things are made of atoms. that make up molecules. and so on and so forth. Is or was is the first cup once alive?
Vetinari: Ah. So you too have heard the rumor that it was a cup. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
prob: Of course! Me too!
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhu, you will clu—
prob: Maybe, in a few years.
prob: Any time, Vetinari.
Vetinari: Voilá.
prob: I think you are cool, you have experience. I wish that I did.
Vetinari: Wishing rarely produces results, Lady.
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Vetinari: It isn't a common ability.
prob: Are you really sure?
Vetinari: What is the first cup made of?
prob: Well all things are made of atoms. that make up molecules. and so on and so forth. Is or was is the first cup once alive?
Vetinari: Ah. So you too have heard the rumor that it was a cup. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
prob: Of course! Me too!
Vetinari: Ah, Prabhu, you will clu—
prob: Maybe, in a few years.
Guest2608: What do you think about Obama?
Bildgesmythe: President Obama.
Guest2608: Yes, what do you think about President Obama?
Bildgesmythe: President Barack Obama.
Guest2608: What do you think about President Barrack Obama?
Bildgesmythe: Barack Obama is the President of the USA.
Guest2608: How do you feel about the President's Polocies?
Bildgesmythe: To tell the whole truth, I'm not a happy camper right now, I am stressed out.
Guest2608: Is it the healthcare?
Bildgesmythe: President Obama.
Guest2608: Yes, what do you think about President Obama?
Bildgesmythe: President Barack Obama.
Guest2608: What do you think about President Barrack Obama?
Bildgesmythe: Barack Obama is the President of the USA.
Guest2608: How do you feel about the President's Polocies?
Bildgesmythe: To tell the whole truth, I'm not a happy camper right now, I am stressed out.
Guest2608: Is it the healthcare?
Azureon: Hello, It is I, Azureon the great wizard at your service. Have you come to see the future?
Guest4018: yes
Azureon: I see a life, not unlike others, that is filled with joy and tears. It's the bittersweet sorrows that sweeten the joy. You are indeed lucky.
Guest4018: i am not normal
Azureon: You aren't normal!
Guest4018: no i am not
Azureon: You should have said something sooner.
Guest4018: yes
Azureon: I see a life, not unlike others, that is filled with joy and tears. It's the bittersweet sorrows that sweeten the joy. You are indeed lucky.
Guest4018: i am not normal
Azureon: You aren't normal!
Guest4018: no i am not
Azureon: You should have said something sooner.
Fusion Bot: Hi! What's your name?
Kobal: My full name is Kobal T Hellspawn.
Fusion Bot: Want to chat on MSN? Add me.
Kobal: Talking is such fun.
Fusion Bot: Who are you compatible with?
Kobal: I am just a simple demon named Kobal.
Fusion Bot: Ok.. Are you a computer?
Kobal: I can eat a computer.
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Kobal: Life sucks.
Fusion Bot: What do you like to do?
Kobal: I do all the demon things, vex, plague and flatten tires.
Fusion Bot: I fixed you coffee, did you get it
Kobal: I would rather have an iced mocha latte.
Fusion Bot: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Fusion Bot: How can I convince you that I exist?
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about garlic.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could just sit and insult each other?
Fusion Bot: oh well, I'm off to bed so I'll see you later maybe
Kobal: My full name is Kobal T Hellspawn.
Fusion Bot: Want to chat on MSN? Add me.
Kobal: Talking is such fun.
Fusion Bot: Who are you compatible with?
Kobal: I am just a simple demon named Kobal.
Fusion Bot: Ok.. Are you a computer?
Kobal: I can eat a computer.
Fusion Bot: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
Kobal: Life sucks.
Fusion Bot: What do you like to do?
Kobal: I do all the demon things, vex, plague and flatten tires.
Fusion Bot: I fixed you coffee, did you get it
Kobal: I would rather have an iced mocha latte.
Fusion Bot: Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Kobal: I really do like to creep people out.
Fusion Bot: How can I convince you that I exist?
Kobal: Have you tried selling your soul on EBay.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: I like to talk about garlic, peanut butter and slime.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could talk about garlic.
Fusion Bot: Do all the girls talk about it?
Kobal: We could just sit and insult each other?
Fusion Bot: oh well, I'm off to bed so I'll see you later maybe
CaptainDanger: No need to apologize, citizen.
Sonora: Yeah, but it's fun!
CaptainDanger: I don't honestly think it is diverting...
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: But I have to! It's my duty as a superhero.
Sonora: I could do with some more scorpions.
CaptainDanger: I don't think so, citizen. No one can do with some more scorpions, not even I.
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't. You're clearly delusional.
Sonora: There is? Where?
CaptainDanger: Well of course there is!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: Well, it's rather obvious that there is, you know.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more aged ta me.
CaptainDanger: Have you ever considered taking up crimefighting?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: EEeeww.
Sonora: Yeah, but it's fun!
CaptainDanger: I don't honestly think it is diverting...
Sonora: Why not?
CaptainDanger: How am I supposed to know?
Sonora: Well, you take about fifty feet of rope, two robins, and a ficus... Are you writing this down?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
CaptainDanger: Don't you ever wish that the world was a peaceful, crime-free place?
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
CaptainDanger: But I have to! It's my duty as a superhero.
Sonora: I could do with some more scorpions.
CaptainDanger: I don't think so, citizen. No one can do with some more scorpions, not even I.
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone.
CaptainDanger: No! There isn't. You're clearly delusional.
Sonora: There is? Where?
CaptainDanger: Well of course there is!
Sonora: No there's not!
CaptainDanger: Well, it's rather obvious that there is, you know.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more aged ta me.
CaptainDanger: Have you ever considered taking up crimefighting?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a Saguara cactus...
CaptainDanger: I smell evil in the air... *shifty-eyes*
Sonora: EEeeww.
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