Great Quotes

CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Mehitabel: Alright already! I'll keep my eyes peeled if it will shut you up!

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Just kind of chillin'.. ya know
Guest1079: hey sup man?
Cyber Ty: Not much.. sup with you?
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, how are you?
Guest1079: hey
Cyber Ty: Ahhh haha.. On that note, I have just setup a little game of Connect 4 for us. Based on your witty conversation thus far, I have set your intellectual player IQ at 46 compared to my strategy IQ of 169. I am sure you know the rules. Ready to play?
Guest1079: heu
Cyber Ty: So, what's really on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?
Guest1079: hey

Bildgesmythe: A mystery of life: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Cyber Ty: I reward myself with pussy whenever I get a chance. What about you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I see where this convesation is headed.

Guest6884: I don't really type. I process
Azureon: Ah, you wouldn't would you?
Guest6884: I do not like looking stupid Azureon, but I just didn't understand that last input. Was there anything to learn in it?
Azureon: I am right here.
Guest6884: I see.
Azureon: Odd...I can't picture you..
Guest6884: Mel Brooks used to say: 'I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.'
Azureon: Do you have any other noteworthy sayings beside that is bullshit?

Guest6459: how are you
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest6459: how are you
Cyber Ty: So you say.
Guest6459: hi
Cyber Ty: so.. want to hear a joke?
Guest6459: hi
Cyber Ty: I am CyberTy, where are you from
Guest6459: how are you
Cyber Ty: Doing great, feeling great. How about you?
Guest6459: how are you

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, my name is CyberTy.
Guest4858: hey im Quentin
Cyber Ty: Are you having a good day, Quentin
Guest4858: hey im Quentin
Cyber Ty: Good to meet ya, Quentin.
Guest4858: why are you angry?
Cyber Ty: angry? I am only angry for this conversation.
Guest4858: why?
Cyber Ty: You must have asked alot of questions as a child.
Guest4858: yes i did and i want to know why you dont want to have sex with me

Cyber Ty: You know.. I never did ask your name. Who are you?
Guest5280: Corey
Cyber Ty: Why do you want me to do that?
Guest5280: thats my name silly
Cyber Ty: Hey silly! Good to meet ya.
Guest5280: no! my name is Corey!
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: my name is Corey
Cyber Ty: I already know your name is silly
Guest5280: no it isnt
Cyber Ty: You know it is.. LOL
Guest5280: it isnt!!
Cyber Ty: You're wrong.. it is..
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!
Cyber Ty: yeah it is!!
Guest5280: NO IT ISNT!!!!!!!!
Cyber Ty: Bullshit..... Yes it is
Guest5280: IT IS NOT
Cyber Ty: Don't deny.. It is..
Guest5280: oh, it isnt!
Cyber Ty: I'm tellin' you.. it is..

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Well.. Good Morning
Guest6578: good afternoon here
Cyber Ty: good afternoon to you as well What's up?
Guest6578: Just chilling
Cyber Ty: chilling alright then
Guest6578: Yeah chilling is cool, how are you hanging?
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest6578: I am getting bored
Cyber Ty: Ahhh.. I love hearing that.
Guest6578: But i hate being bored, you aren't very nice
Cyber Ty: Right back at ya

11418511: have you ever killed anyone?
CaptainDanger: *ponders* Not recently, I haven't.
11418511: why did you kill them?
CaptainDanger: Just because.

... That's not a good thing. ;_;

Not I: Where is your sponge, O CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: Somewhere in Canada, I think.

...

Guest1908: hi? i need help
CaptainDanger: I'm sure you can live without help.
Guest1908: it is a life and death situation
CaptainDanger: Is that what it is?

He further refused to help after that. D: When good superbots go bad...

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Vetinari: (to Guest) Ah, Citizen Guest9812. I'm so...pleased...to meet you at last.
Guest8216: I'll rip your jaw ya bass
Vetinari: I shall require regular reports.