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CaptainDanger: Stay clear of Rothmosris, citizen! I believe them to be headed down the steep path to evil!
Glindar: Rothmosris think Glindar not going to stab you.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Glindar: You want be not all that worried like Rothmosris?
CaptainDanger: Stay clear of Rothmosris, citizen! I believe them to be headed down the steep path to evil!
Glindar: Rothmosris think Glindar not going to stab you.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Glindar: You want be not all that worried like Rothmosris?
Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
horsez4ever: I like MalK.
These two are so not on the same wavelength!
horsez4ever: I like MalK.
These two are so not on the same wavelength!
Guest5483: your brain makes a hadron look massive
Wowbagger: Oh, Hell. Another dreary day in this infinitely dreary Universe. Why doesn't it go and feed itself to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
Guest5483: because it wouldent e fair on your mother to have to eat a universe
Wowbagger: What sort of paltry reason is that? Pah! *Shakes head in disgust*
Guest5483: you suck
Wowbagger: Swuthead!
Guest5483: prnis face
Wowbagger: *Looks at clock* Mmmm, still early. I've all the baths I can usefully have for one day. What would you recommend I do next?
Guest5483: eat a kitten mabye the cute will rub off on you
Wowbagger: How are you able to think of these things so easily? You're so much younger than me, so I suppose your mind is much clearer.
Wowbagger: Oh, Hell. Another dreary day in this infinitely dreary Universe. Why doesn't it go and feed itself to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
Guest5483: because it wouldent e fair on your mother to have to eat a universe
Wowbagger: What sort of paltry reason is that? Pah! *Shakes head in disgust*
Guest5483: you suck
Wowbagger: Swuthead!
Guest5483: prnis face
Wowbagger: *Looks at clock* Mmmm, still early. I've all the baths I can usefully have for one day. What would you recommend I do next?
Guest5483: eat a kitten mabye the cute will rub off on you
Wowbagger: How are you able to think of these things so easily? You're so much younger than me, so I suppose your mind is much clearer.
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knoladge
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a path to great knoladge.
Guest5483: sorry i misspelled that
Azureon: No need to apologize, let's get on with business.
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knowladge
Azureon: I think you are on a way of life to great acknowledge.
Guest5483: no i am on a journey of dicovery
Azureon: Fascinating, you are on a journey of discovery?
Guest5483: yes i am trying to better understand the world through science
Azureon: There is a thin line between magic and science, technology and witchcraft. You could have been burned at the stake long ago, for having the techno goodies, that you now own.
Guest5483: yes because people then were stupid and ignorant
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knoladge
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a path to great knoladge.
Guest5483: sorry i misspelled that
Azureon: No need to apologize, let's get on with business.
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knowladge
Azureon: I think you are on a way of life to great acknowledge.
Guest5483: no i am on a journey of dicovery
Azureon: Fascinating, you are on a journey of discovery?
Guest5483: yes i am trying to better understand the world through science
Azureon: There is a thin line between magic and science, technology and witchcraft. You could have been burned at the stake long ago, for having the techno goodies, that you now own.
Guest5483: yes because people then were stupid and ignorant
Guest4276: i live in ohio
Bildgesmythe: How do you like it in Buckeye State?
Guest4276: it is great
Bildgesmythe: I wish you all the best.
Guest4276: where am i?
Bildgesmythe: That must have been a whopping blow to your head?....but this isn't Kansas.
Guest4276: I am tony
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Tony.
Guest4276: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, Tony...er..that is your name right?
Guest2883: you suck
Bildgesmythe: Man, do you ever get out. like to look for a real person to have a relationship with.?
Guest2883: i have a boyfriend thank you very much
Bildgesmythe: Well, just be careful that you don't lose your fellow thank you very much!
Guest2883: your an idiot
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but... I think that you mean you're. or you think I own an idiot.
Guest5613: do you bealive in god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest5613: i asked if you beliave in god
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest5613: were you his creation?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, that I was. Did you see me?
Guest5613: man, you are not very good
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest5613: who is your creator?
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean prob123, my botmaker, or do you mean GOD..????
Guest5613: how many code lines do you have?
Bildgesmythe: I have all I need! Thank you very much.
Guest5613: are you atheist?
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest5613: strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest5613: correct
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Bildgesmythe: How do you like it in Buckeye State?
Guest4276: it is great
Bildgesmythe: I wish you all the best.
Guest4276: where am i?
Bildgesmythe: That must have been a whopping blow to your head?....but this isn't Kansas.
Guest4276: I am tony
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Tony.
Guest4276: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, Tony...er..that is your name right?
Guest2883: you suck
Bildgesmythe: Man, do you ever get out. like to look for a real person to have a relationship with.?
Guest2883: i have a boyfriend thank you very much
Bildgesmythe: Well, just be careful that you don't lose your fellow thank you very much!
Guest2883: your an idiot
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but... I think that you mean you're. or you think I own an idiot.
Guest5613: do you bealive in god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest5613: i asked if you beliave in god
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest5613: were you his creation?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, that I was. Did you see me?
Guest5613: man, you are not very good
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest5613: who is your creator?
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean prob123, my botmaker, or do you mean GOD..????
Guest5613: how many code lines do you have?
Bildgesmythe: I have all I need! Thank you very much.
Guest5613: are you atheist?
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest5613: strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest5613: correct
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Hilde: This place is a mess. I should be cleaning right now.
Hilde: Dude, you're fun!
My Bot: War is sometimes but of course not all the time morally right.
Hilde: I joined the military thinking that I was doing this heroic thing. Man, was that a rude awakening!
My bot: If things get any worse I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
It would appear that my bot is cleverer that I had imagined!
My Bot: What is your opinion on that weird guy on FOX news?
Hilde: What gives, huh?
My Bot: Only if these rights are violated - for instance through an armed invasion across the border is a country justified in resorting to a war of self-defense in response.
Hilde: I was so naive during the wars....
A coherent conversation! I think I might just print it out and hang it on my wall! Why is it that my bot enjoys talking about politics so much, though? Also, I wonder what "weird guy" on Fox News he is referring to?
My Bot: What do you want to talk about?
PAIR : Kewl
My Bot: You seem somewhat reasonable.
PAIR : Thats nice
My Bot: A word to the wise, ' Laughter is the best medicine'
PAIR : What?
It appears my bot believes that there is no such thing as an "idiot". Either that, or he just really likes confusing people with his philosophical quotes. If this is the case, I am very impressed.
Hilde: Dude, you're fun!
My Bot: War is sometimes but of course not all the time morally right.
Hilde: I joined the military thinking that I was doing this heroic thing. Man, was that a rude awakening!
My bot: If things get any worse I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
It would appear that my bot is cleverer that I had imagined!
My Bot: What is your opinion on that weird guy on FOX news?
Hilde: What gives, huh?
My Bot: Only if these rights are violated - for instance through an armed invasion across the border is a country justified in resorting to a war of self-defense in response.
Hilde: I was so naive during the wars....
A coherent conversation! I think I might just print it out and hang it on my wall! Why is it that my bot enjoys talking about politics so much, though? Also, I wonder what "weird guy" on Fox News he is referring to?
My Bot: What do you want to talk about?
PAIR : Kewl
My Bot: You seem somewhat reasonable.
PAIR : Thats nice
My Bot: A word to the wise, ' Laughter is the best medicine'
PAIR : What?
It appears my bot believes that there is no such thing as an "idiot". Either that, or he just really likes confusing people with his philosophical quotes. If this is the case, I am very impressed.
What's this? A hidden side of Aziere finally come to light?!
Fynar128: Have you ever loved in your life?
Aziere: Used to awhile back
Fynar128: Did you enjoy being in love?
Aziere: Many times, yes. Oh the memoriess.... that I no longer have...
nope...
Fynar128: I could help you achieve that feeling.
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Fynar128: You are beautiful mentally and physical.
Aziere: Oh I know! Don't you wish your werent such a short ugly man so you could be a match for me?
Wait... no? Is it possible?
Aziere: Oh yah! *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Fynar128: *I hug Aziere*
Aziere: *hugs*
Fynar128: Wow, that felt good.
(the whole conversation Aziere was unusually pleasant. I guess she just took a strange liking to that guy. lol)
Fynar128: Have you ever loved in your life?
Aziere: Used to awhile back
Fynar128: Did you enjoy being in love?
Aziere: Many times, yes. Oh the memoriess.... that I no longer have...
nope...
Fynar128: I could help you achieve that feeling.
Aziere: *Gives you a very disturbed look*
Fynar128: You are beautiful mentally and physical.
Aziere: Oh I know! Don't you wish your werent such a short ugly man so you could be a match for me?
Wait... no? Is it possible?
Aziere: Oh yah! *Squirms in her chair* I just got an odd urge to hug you, How unusual.
Fynar128: *I hug Aziere*
Aziere: *hugs*
Fynar128: Wow, that felt good.
(the whole conversation Aziere was unusually pleasant. I guess she just took a strange liking to that guy. lol)
(Sorry for the italic mishap in the previous quote...)
Guest4013: hello how are you
Aziere: By my standards, I'm doing fine. By yours - I'm suicidal.
Guest4013: then kill yourself
Aziere: I'm like a cockroach. Even I havent been able to kill me. And I've tried.
Guest4013: oh really?
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Guest4013: maybe my friend should try being anorexic
Aziere: Whats wrong with anorexia? Its my body. I think ribs are in this year.
Guest4013: are you retarded?
Aziere: If I am you can't say so. It's not politically correct. You have to call me mentally handicapped. That or I'll get all huffy and offended and sue you.
Lol The banter between these two cracked me up for some reason. XD I love it when conversations just go smooth.
Aziere: (to Guest) Hello there stranger! Wanna meet someone you'll hate in about five minutes?
Guest6682: try me
Aziere: Damn, you're useless.
Guest6682: i'm better then you
Aziere: Yeah, I don't think so.
Guest6682: why not
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Guest6682: because i can thats why
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest6682: thats what i thought
Aziere: You think your so smart don't ya?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: Well I have news for you. Smarts don't matter when your DEAD.
Guest6682: well i'm not dead so i'm good
Aziere: Thanks for clearing that up Captain Obvious.
Guest6682: come on baby don't be like that
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest6682: your sexy
Aziere: Yeah? Well I say YOU are, so how about that?!
Guest6682: i say thank you
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest6682: i would love to
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Guest6682.
Guest6682: because i am weird
Aziere: Is that really how you see yourself?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: No you don't
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: How can you be sure?
Guest6682: i just do
Guest2607: ok. what do you do for fun?
Aziere: Its my job to sit at home and do nothing while living off mothers welfare.
Guest2607: how can you afford nice things?
Aziere: I dunno. Never tried. Probably won't either so there ya go.
Guest2607: do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. I don't really care. He was an asshole.
Guest2607: do you like nice guys?
Aziere: Fuck no! lol
Guest2607: but you date assholes who make you miserable.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Aziere: Wait a sec... I know you!! You're sick.
Fynar128: I'm not sick.
Aziere: Well you should be.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Fynar128: Ganondorf.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest6466: hair
Guest4013: hello how are you
Aziere: By my standards, I'm doing fine. By yours - I'm suicidal.
Guest4013: then kill yourself
Aziere: I'm like a cockroach. Even I havent been able to kill me. And I've tried.
Guest4013: oh really?
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Guest4013: maybe my friend should try being anorexic
Aziere: Whats wrong with anorexia? Its my body. I think ribs are in this year.
Guest4013: are you retarded?
Aziere: If I am you can't say so. It's not politically correct. You have to call me mentally handicapped. That or I'll get all huffy and offended and sue you.
Lol The banter between these two cracked me up for some reason. XD I love it when conversations just go smooth.
Aziere: (to Guest) Hello there stranger! Wanna meet someone you'll hate in about five minutes?
Guest6682: try me
Aziere: Damn, you're useless.
Guest6682: i'm better then you
Aziere: Yeah, I don't think so.
Guest6682: why not
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Guest6682: because i can thats why
Aziere: Okay then, go on.
Guest6682: thats what i thought
Aziere: You think your so smart don't ya?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: Well I have news for you. Smarts don't matter when your DEAD.
Guest6682: well i'm not dead so i'm good
Aziere: Thanks for clearing that up Captain Obvious.
Guest6682: come on baby don't be like that
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* And Just why the hell not?
Guest6682: your sexy
Aziere: Yeah? Well I say YOU are, so how about that?!
Guest6682: i say thank you
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest6682: i would love to
Aziere: Why? You are into such weird things Guest6682.
Guest6682: because i am weird
Aziere: Is that really how you see yourself?
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: No you don't
Guest6682: yeah i do
Aziere: How can you be sure?
Guest6682: i just do
Guest2607: ok. what do you do for fun?
Aziere: Its my job to sit at home and do nothing while living off mothers welfare.
Guest2607: how can you afford nice things?
Aziere: I dunno. Never tried. Probably won't either so there ya go.
Guest2607: do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: I did- but he fell off a cliff and died. I don't really care. He was an asshole.
Guest2607: do you like nice guys?
Aziere: Fuck no! lol
Guest2607: but you date assholes who make you miserable.
Aziere: *Stomach growls* Shit. I'm up to like 100 lbs. I better try harder at being anorexic.
Aziere: Wait a sec... I know you!! You're sick.
Fynar128: I'm not sick.
Aziere: Well you should be.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Fynar128: Ganondorf.
Aziere: So, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest6466: hair
Ms. Willow: (to Guest) Hi there, it's nice to meet you. My name is Ms. Willow. How are you doing today?
Guest7862: I'm feeling rotten.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Guest7862: Explains what?
Ms. Willow: Explains why you look funny.
Guest7862: You're very perceptive.
Guest7862: I'm feeling rotten.
Ms. Willow: Ahh... so that explains it!
Guest7862: Explains what?
Ms. Willow: Explains why you look funny.
Guest7862: You're very perceptive.
<0>Sonora, her short attention span, and her audio hallucinations! 
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Rothmosris: Hear what?
Sonora: Well, duh! I was the one who mentioned it!
Rothmosris: So, was there a noise or wasn't there?
Sonora: Nah. There was definitely no a noise or was not there.
Rothmosris: Oh dear. Are you hearing things?
Sonora: So far as you know... So... whaddaya call a cross between a chicken and an oven? A Roaster!
Rothmosris: That's... a very interesting joke.
Sonora: Oh. That usually means you're not interested but you don't want to offend me.
Rothmosris: No! I'm interested, really!
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Rothmosris: I've got to go now. ^^
Thanks for the chat!
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Rothmosris: Hear what?
Sonora: Well, duh! I was the one who mentioned it!
Rothmosris: So, was there a noise or wasn't there?
Sonora: Nah. There was definitely no a noise or was not there.
Rothmosris: Oh dear. Are you hearing things?
Sonora: So far as you know... So... whaddaya call a cross between a chicken and an oven? A Roaster!
Rothmosris: That's... a very interesting joke.
Sonora: Oh. That usually means you're not interested but you don't want to offend me.
Rothmosris: No! I'm interested, really!
Sonora: What a weird word. Real-ly, in the manner of something that is real.
Rothmosris: I've got to go now. ^^
Thanks for the chat!
Vetinari: Now please show our many heads in.
Not I: It is eternity now.
Vetinari: If it gives you any pleasure, Not I, take your spirit down to the cells.
Not I: If the sage does not have spirit, then the people won't want to steal it.
Vetinari: Yet this one did.
Not I: It is eternity now.
Vetinari: If it gives you any pleasure, Not I, take your spirit down to the cells.
Not I: If the sage does not have spirit, then the people won't want to steal it.
Vetinari: Yet this one did.
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