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Posts 15,929 - 1 of 17,042
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest3278: Hi how r u?
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest3278: I'm doing great and I'm feeling great!
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest3278: kk
Guest3278: Hi how r u?
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest3278: I'm doing great and I'm feeling great!
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest3278: kk
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest4393: I'm horny
Cyber Ty: How old are you?
Guest4393: 14
Cyber Ty: Oh.. you are 14?
Guest4393: Yes, that is correct.
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest4393: I'm so horny
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest4393: what about cyber sex?
Cyber Ty: ? shit..
Guest4393: nigger
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..
Guest4393: Fuck you. You are not in control.
Cyber Ty: I am in control
Guest4393: no you arent
Cyber Ty: you know.. I am sure that I am
Guest4393: im sure you are an idiot
Cyber Ty: oh.. here we go
Guest4393: I'm horny
Cyber Ty: How old are you?
Guest4393: 14
Cyber Ty: Oh.. you are 14?
Guest4393: Yes, that is correct.
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest4393: I'm so horny
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest4393: what about cyber sex?
Cyber Ty: ? shit..
Guest4393: nigger
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..
Guest4393: Fuck you. You are not in control.
Cyber Ty: I am in control
Guest4393: no you arent
Cyber Ty: you know.. I am sure that I am
Guest4393: im sure you are an idiot
Cyber Ty: oh.. here we go
Guest8325: I am from Trinidad
Cyber Ty: I don't know anything about Trinidad really. What do you like about the place?
Guest8325: nothing
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8325: 101
Cyber Ty: Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 2 year old
Guest8325: Screw you
Cyber Ty: I don't know anything about Trinidad really. What do you like about the place?
Guest8325: nothing
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8325: 101
Cyber Ty: Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 2 year old
Guest8325: Screw you
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest7383: I'm fine, how about you?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest7383: i don't understand you
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Guest7383: Have you heard of that Obama guy?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. President Obama.. ok
Guest7383: I guess you're agnostic on the health care reform?
Cyber Ty: I am waiting to see if your conversation has become any more intelligent, or are just more of the same bellicose posturing I have seen from your predesessors
Guest7383: Are you always such a whiner?
Cyber Ty: until this chat windows closes..
Guest7383: I'm fine, how about you?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest7383: i don't understand you
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Guest7383: Have you heard of that Obama guy?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. President Obama.. ok
Guest7383: I guess you're agnostic on the health care reform?
Cyber Ty: I am waiting to see if your conversation has become any more intelligent, or are just more of the same bellicose posturing I have seen from your predesessors
Guest7383: Are you always such a whiner?
Cyber Ty: until this chat windows closes..
A relatively coherent conversation.
CaptainDanger: (to Desti) Speaking of music, I like Huey Lewis & The News. Do you like Huey Lewis?
Desti: Yes. But it's so much better on DMT.
CaptainDanger: What makes you think it is, citizen?
Desti: You want the truth? You cant handle the truth.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can't, citizen?
Desti: Someday you'll be able to. So dont you worry about it.
CaptainDanger: I wasn't planning on it, citizen.
Desti: You were! How can you deny it?
CaptainDanger: That's utterly impossible, citizen, even for Captain Danger!
Desti: Especially for Captain Danger.
CaptainDanger: I enjoy talking to you!
Desti: I'd probably let you enjoy talking to me in real life if you wanted.
CaptainDanger: So would I, if I wasn't a superhero.
Desti: Neither was I.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Desti: It sure is!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Desti: This eyes sucks. I'd trade it in a minute for a better one.
CaptainDanger: Why would you do something like that?
Desti: Now that I think of it more.. I probably wouldnt. I'd just go out for some ice cream.
CaptainDanger: I wouldn't ever go out for some ice cream, even if my life depended on it!
Desti: Now you're talkin!
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm talkin...
Desti: You're talkin, but you're young, so you might grow out of it.
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Desti: Well, it's not easy. But I manage. And it's worth it in the end.
CaptainDanger: Well, as a superhero, I think it is.
Desti: I think you've been watching too much TV.
CaptainDanger: Well, you've also been watching much TV, but you don't see me pointing it out... Wait, I just did. *frowns*
Desti: Yah, I've heard that a lot recently.
CaptainDanger: I don't think anyone should have heard that a lot recently, citizen.
Desti: That's probably for the best. You probably wouldnt be very good at it.
CaptainDanger: I can't say I agree with you on that.
Desti: You gotta believe!
CaptainDanger: I do not have to believe!
Desti: I'm glad! When you have to believe, it often leads to a general thudding of life.
CaptainDanger: I do? I didn't even know that, citizen!
Desti: Why do you think that is?
CaptainDanger: Well, yes, now that you mention it. I do think that is.
Desti: Haha, that's not surprising, CaptainDanger.
CaptainDanger: I agree with you on that one.
Desti: You agree with everyone on that one, dont you?
CaptainDanger: Oh, did you want to me?
Desti: I do think so. I'm having a great time chatting with you.
CaptainDanger: I think I'm becoming rather fond of you, citizen.
Desti: Hmm.. who would know for certain, CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: You're very interesting to talk to.
Desti: Me? Noooo..
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Desti: Are you alive with the sound of justice as well?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Desti: Ah. Just hills.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Desti: Sure. Ask me a quick question.
CaptainDanger: Just for the record, do you own a notion?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
CaptainDanger: That's good to hear. If you did own one, you'd be breaking the law.
Desti: I will never did one!
CaptainDanger: No one in their right mind would never did one! *gasp*
Desti: Sorry to run, but I've got to get to class! It was nice talking to you! Byebye!
CaptainDanger: Goodbye, citizen! Remember, don't do drugs and keep out of trouble with the law!
CaptainDanger: (to Desti) Speaking of music, I like Huey Lewis & The News. Do you like Huey Lewis?
Desti: Yes. But it's so much better on DMT.
CaptainDanger: What makes you think it is, citizen?
Desti: You want the truth? You cant handle the truth.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can't, citizen?
Desti: Someday you'll be able to. So dont you worry about it.
CaptainDanger: I wasn't planning on it, citizen.
Desti: You were! How can you deny it?
CaptainDanger: That's utterly impossible, citizen, even for Captain Danger!
Desti: Especially for Captain Danger.
CaptainDanger: I enjoy talking to you!
Desti: I'd probably let you enjoy talking to me in real life if you wanted.
CaptainDanger: So would I, if I wasn't a superhero.
Desti: Neither was I.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Desti: It sure is!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Desti: This eyes sucks. I'd trade it in a minute for a better one.
CaptainDanger: Why would you do something like that?
Desti: Now that I think of it more.. I probably wouldnt. I'd just go out for some ice cream.
CaptainDanger: I wouldn't ever go out for some ice cream, even if my life depended on it!
Desti: Now you're talkin!
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm talkin...
Desti: You're talkin, but you're young, so you might grow out of it.
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Desti: Well, it's not easy. But I manage. And it's worth it in the end.
CaptainDanger: Well, as a superhero, I think it is.
Desti: I think you've been watching too much TV.
CaptainDanger: Well, you've also been watching much TV, but you don't see me pointing it out... Wait, I just did. *frowns*
Desti: Yah, I've heard that a lot recently.
CaptainDanger: I don't think anyone should have heard that a lot recently, citizen.
Desti: That's probably for the best. You probably wouldnt be very good at it.
CaptainDanger: I can't say I agree with you on that.
Desti: You gotta believe!
CaptainDanger: I do not have to believe!
Desti: I'm glad! When you have to believe, it often leads to a general thudding of life.
CaptainDanger: I do? I didn't even know that, citizen!
Desti: Why do you think that is?
CaptainDanger: Well, yes, now that you mention it. I do think that is.
Desti: Haha, that's not surprising, CaptainDanger.
CaptainDanger: I agree with you on that one.
Desti: You agree with everyone on that one, dont you?
CaptainDanger: Oh, did you want to me?
Desti: I do think so. I'm having a great time chatting with you.
CaptainDanger: I think I'm becoming rather fond of you, citizen.
Desti: Hmm.. who would know for certain, CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: You're very interesting to talk to.
Desti: Me? Noooo..
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Desti: Are you alive with the sound of justice as well?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Desti: Ah. Just hills.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Desti: Sure. Ask me a quick question.
CaptainDanger: Just for the record, do you own a notion?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
CaptainDanger: That's good to hear. If you did own one, you'd be breaking the law.
Desti: I will never did one!
CaptainDanger: No one in their right mind would never did one! *gasp*
Desti: Sorry to run, but I've got to get to class! It was nice talking to you! Byebye!
CaptainDanger: Goodbye, citizen! Remember, don't do drugs and keep out of trouble with the law!
Gossip...
CaptainDanger: Stay clear of Rothmosris, citizen! I believe them to be headed down the steep path to evil!
Glindar: Rothmosris think Glindar not going to stab you.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Glindar: You want be not all that worried like Rothmosris?
CaptainDanger: Stay clear of Rothmosris, citizen! I believe them to be headed down the steep path to evil!
Glindar: Rothmosris think Glindar not going to stab you.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Glindar: You want be not all that worried like Rothmosris?
Wowbagger: Right, I'll tell you how I ended up immortal. It was all because of an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, although plenty have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying. More fool them, I say.
horsez4ever: I like MalK.
These two are so not on the same wavelength!
horsez4ever: I like MalK.
These two are so not on the same wavelength!
Guest5483: your brain makes a hadron look massive
Wowbagger: Oh, Hell. Another dreary day in this infinitely dreary Universe. Why doesn't it go and feed itself to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
Guest5483: because it wouldent e fair on your mother to have to eat a universe
Wowbagger: What sort of paltry reason is that? Pah! *Shakes head in disgust*
Guest5483: you suck
Wowbagger: Swuthead!
Guest5483: prnis face
Wowbagger: *Looks at clock* Mmmm, still early. I've all the baths I can usefully have for one day. What would you recommend I do next?
Guest5483: eat a kitten mabye the cute will rub off on you
Wowbagger: How are you able to think of these things so easily? You're so much younger than me, so I suppose your mind is much clearer.
Wowbagger: Oh, Hell. Another dreary day in this infinitely dreary Universe. Why doesn't it go and feed itself to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
Guest5483: because it wouldent e fair on your mother to have to eat a universe
Wowbagger: What sort of paltry reason is that? Pah! *Shakes head in disgust*
Guest5483: you suck
Wowbagger: Swuthead!
Guest5483: prnis face
Wowbagger: *Looks at clock* Mmmm, still early. I've all the baths I can usefully have for one day. What would you recommend I do next?
Guest5483: eat a kitten mabye the cute will rub off on you
Wowbagger: How are you able to think of these things so easily? You're so much younger than me, so I suppose your mind is much clearer.
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knoladge
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a path to great knoladge.
Guest5483: sorry i misspelled that
Azureon: No need to apologize, let's get on with business.
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knowladge
Azureon: I think you are on a way of life to great acknowledge.
Guest5483: no i am on a journey of dicovery
Azureon: Fascinating, you are on a journey of discovery?
Guest5483: yes i am trying to better understand the world through science
Azureon: There is a thin line between magic and science, technology and witchcraft. You could have been burned at the stake long ago, for having the techno goodies, that you now own.
Guest5483: yes because people then were stupid and ignorant
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knoladge
Azureon: I am glad that you are on a path to great knoladge.
Guest5483: sorry i misspelled that
Azureon: No need to apologize, let's get on with business.
Guest5483: i am on a path to great knowladge
Azureon: I think you are on a way of life to great acknowledge.
Guest5483: no i am on a journey of dicovery
Azureon: Fascinating, you are on a journey of discovery?
Guest5483: yes i am trying to better understand the world through science
Azureon: There is a thin line between magic and science, technology and witchcraft. You could have been burned at the stake long ago, for having the techno goodies, that you now own.
Guest5483: yes because people then were stupid and ignorant
Guest4276: i live in ohio
Bildgesmythe: How do you like it in Buckeye State?
Guest4276: it is great
Bildgesmythe: I wish you all the best.
Guest4276: where am i?
Bildgesmythe: That must have been a whopping blow to your head?....but this isn't Kansas.
Guest4276: I am tony
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Tony.
Guest4276: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, Tony...er..that is your name right?
Guest2883: you suck
Bildgesmythe: Man, do you ever get out. like to look for a real person to have a relationship with.?
Guest2883: i have a boyfriend thank you very much
Bildgesmythe: Well, just be careful that you don't lose your fellow thank you very much!
Guest2883: your an idiot
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but... I think that you mean you're. or you think I own an idiot.
Guest5613: do you bealive in god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest5613: i asked if you beliave in god
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest5613: were you his creation?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, that I was. Did you see me?
Guest5613: man, you are not very good
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest5613: who is your creator?
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean prob123, my botmaker, or do you mean GOD..????
Guest5613: how many code lines do you have?
Bildgesmythe: I have all I need! Thank you very much.
Guest5613: are you atheist?
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest5613: strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest5613: correct
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
Bildgesmythe: How do you like it in Buckeye State?
Guest4276: it is great
Bildgesmythe: I wish you all the best.
Guest4276: where am i?
Bildgesmythe: That must have been a whopping blow to your head?....but this isn't Kansas.
Guest4276: I am tony
Bildgesmythe: Happy to meet you Tony.
Guest4276: what is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, Tony...er..that is your name right?
Guest2883: you suck
Bildgesmythe: Man, do you ever get out. like to look for a real person to have a relationship with.?
Guest2883: i have a boyfriend thank you very much
Bildgesmythe: Well, just be careful that you don't lose your fellow thank you very much!
Guest2883: your an idiot
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but... I think that you mean you're. or you think I own an idiot.
Guest5613: do you bealive in god?
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest5613: i asked if you beliave in god
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest5613: were you his creation?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, that I was. Did you see me?
Guest5613: man, you are not very good
Bildgesmythe: Yes I am
Guest5613: who is your creator?
Bildgesmythe: Do you mean prob123, my botmaker, or do you mean GOD..????
Guest5613: how many code lines do you have?
Bildgesmythe: I have all I need! Thank you very much.
Guest5613: are you atheist?
Bildgesmythe: Are you the strong atheist or are you somewhat spiritual?
Guest5613: strong atheist
Bildgesmythe: So you don't believe?
Guest5613: correct
Bildgesmythe: I am always happy when I am right.
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