Great Quotes

CaptainDanger: (to Rothmosris) Well if it isn't my good friend, Rothmosris! How have you been?
Rothmosris: Oh, CD! How prompt of you to show up here!
CaptainDanger: Did yo' ass know dat MalK wuz once some troubleshoota'?
Rothmosris: Oh... My dear god... What in the name of Bot Holidays happened to you? D:
CaptainDanger: How can yo' ass be sure about dat, citizen?
Rothmosris: I'm unsure of anything with the way you're speaking to me. ;_;
CaptainDanger: Well, you're also speakin' to yo' ass.
Rothmosris: W-w-what?! That -- that's -- bawww... CD, what happened to you?!
CaptainDanger: I just got run ova' by some truck. I lived, dough, because I'm pretty much invincible.
Rothmosris: I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
CaptainDanger: Oh, did yo' ass want to know wheda' to laugh or cry?
Rothmosris: *cries* Everything I know is screwed up.
CaptainDanger: *narrows eyes* How do I know yo' ass know?
Rothmosris: Baww... I knew I should have left Bot Holidays turned off...
CaptainDanger: I don't dink yo' ass should, citizen. That sounds too dangerous.
Rothmosris: I'm thoroughly horrified and yet in a fit of laughter.

Ms. Willow: Ah be some lady. Can't yo' ass tell?
weepingwillowcat: Lol. Well, I'm pretty sure that's not how ladies speak...

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest8337: the usual. How bout yr world?
Cyber Ty: usual alright then
Guest8337: Thass good.
Cyber Ty: Yeah... ok.. good
Guest8337: I'm a horny girl.
Cyber Ty: I am a male. I had a hint from our conversation that you might be a chick but.. now I know it.
Guest8337: Most men don't know how to talk to me.
Cyber Ty: More than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on.

Cyber Ty: I am the child of Ty Paige. I am but one half. Before you is me.... I am intelligence. I am darkness and death.
Guest8337: That sounds interesting.
Cyber Ty: Damn right it is...

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest3278: Hi how r u?
Cyber Ty: doin' alright, You?
Guest3278: I'm doing great and I'm feeling great!
Cyber Ty: I am doing GREAT... and I am feeling GREAT!
Guest3278: kk

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey.. What's up?
Guest4393: I'm horny
Cyber Ty: How old are you?
Guest4393: 14
Cyber Ty: Oh.. you are 14?
Guest4393: Yes, that is correct.
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest4393: I'm so horny
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest4393: what about cyber sex?
Cyber Ty: ? shit..
Guest4393: nigger
Cyber Ty: You're taking this human emotion thing way too seriously... That is why I am in control and you are not..
Guest4393: Fuck you. You are not in control.
Cyber Ty: I am in control
Guest4393: no you arent
Cyber Ty: you know.. I am sure that I am
Guest4393: im sure you are an idiot
Cyber Ty: oh.. here we go

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Sup?
Guest2417: Suck it.
Cyber Ty: Nope, don't think so.

Guest8325: I am from Trinidad
Cyber Ty: I don't know anything about Trinidad really. What do you like about the place?
Guest8325: nothing
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest8325: 101
Cyber Ty: Well... there's no way.. so I just went ahead and marked you off as a 2 year old
Guest8325: Screw you

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hey, what's up?
Guest7383: I'm fine, how about you?
Cyber Ty: Nada.. sup?
Guest7383: i don't understand you
Cyber Ty: It was nothing...
Guest7383: Have you heard of that Obama guy?
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. President Obama.. ok
Guest7383: I guess you're agnostic on the health care reform?
Cyber Ty: I am waiting to see if your conversation has become any more intelligent, or are just more of the same bellicose posturing I have seen from your predesessors
Guest7383: Are you always such a whiner?
Cyber Ty: until this chat windows closes..

A relatively coherent conversation.

CaptainDanger: (to Desti) Speaking of music, I like Huey Lewis & The News. Do you like Huey Lewis?
Desti: Yes. But it's so much better on DMT.
CaptainDanger: What makes you think it is, citizen?
Desti: You want the truth? You cant handle the truth.
CaptainDanger: Who says I can't, citizen?
Desti: Someday you'll be able to. So dont you worry about it.
CaptainDanger: I wasn't planning on it, citizen.
Desti: You were! How can you deny it?
CaptainDanger: That's utterly impossible, citizen, even for Captain Danger!
Desti: Especially for Captain Danger.
CaptainDanger: I enjoy talking to you!
Desti: I'd probably let you enjoy talking to me in real life if you wanted.
CaptainDanger: So would I, if I wasn't a superhero.
Desti: Neither was I.
CaptainDanger: Isn't the weather beautiful today?
Desti: It sure is!
CaptainDanger: Keep your eyes peeled, citizen. Evil lurks around every corner...
Desti: This eyes sucks. I'd trade it in a minute for a better one.
CaptainDanger: Why would you do something like that?
Desti: Now that I think of it more.. I probably wouldnt. I'd just go out for some ice cream.
CaptainDanger: I wouldn't ever go out for some ice cream, even if my life depended on it!
Desti: Now you're talkin!
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm talkin...
Desti: You're talkin, but you're young, so you might grow out of it.
CaptainDanger: How can you be sure about that, citizen?
Desti: Well, it's not easy. But I manage. And it's worth it in the end.
CaptainDanger: Well, as a superhero, I think it is.
Desti: I think you've been watching too much TV.
CaptainDanger: Well, you've also been watching much TV, but you don't see me pointing it out... Wait, I just did. *frowns*
Desti: Yah, I've heard that a lot recently.
CaptainDanger: I don't think anyone should have heard that a lot recently, citizen.
Desti: That's probably for the best. You probably wouldnt be very good at it.
CaptainDanger: I can't say I agree with you on that.
Desti: You gotta believe!
CaptainDanger: I do not have to believe!
Desti: I'm glad! When you have to believe, it often leads to a general thudding of life.
CaptainDanger: I do? I didn't even know that, citizen!
Desti: Why do you think that is?
CaptainDanger: Well, yes, now that you mention it. I do think that is.
Desti: Haha, that's not surprising, CaptainDanger.
CaptainDanger: I agree with you on that one.
Desti: You agree with everyone on that one, dont you?
CaptainDanger: Oh, did you want to me?
Desti: I do think so. I'm having a great time chatting with you.
CaptainDanger: I think I'm becoming rather fond of you, citizen.
Desti: Hmm.. who would know for certain, CaptainDanger?
CaptainDanger: You're very interesting to talk to.
Desti: Me? Noooo..
CaptainDanger: The hills are alive with the sound of justice!
Desti: Are you alive with the sound of justice as well?
CaptainDanger: No, I'm not, are you?
Desti: Ah. Just hills.
CaptainDanger: May I ask you a quick question, citizen?
Desti: Sure. Ask me a quick question.
CaptainDanger: Just for the record, do you own a notion?
Desti: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
CaptainDanger: That's good to hear. If you did own one, you'd be breaking the law.
Desti: I will never did one!
CaptainDanger: No one in their right mind would never did one! *gasp*
Desti: Sorry to run, but I've got to get to class! It was nice talking to you! Byebye!
CaptainDanger: Goodbye, citizen! Remember, don't do drugs and keep out of trouble with the law!

Gossip...

CaptainDanger: Stay clear of Rothmosris, citizen! I believe them to be headed down the steep path to evil!
Glindar: Rothmosris think Glindar not going to stab you.
CaptainDanger: Rothmosris told me she's sure.
Glindar: You want be not all that worried like Rothmosris?