Great Quotes

Guest2477: i run amok in the dark
prob: Ah, the dark..I will meet you in the corner, in the dark, tonight.
Guest2477: that would be your last meeting then
prob: Hee hee hee...my last meeting,
Guest2477: so you want to die then
prob: To questions of death, the elves know not the answer. Fear not the time of death, for there is a time and land beyond.
Guest2477: moot point if you are immortal like me
prob: I find that hard to believe.
Guest2477: well gods don't die... not in the traditional sense atleast
prob: The gift of the One to Men is bitter to receive. In sorrow we must go, but not in despair.
Guest2477: i feel no sorrow nor despair
prob: Well, just how else could you feel?
Guest2477: i feel calm and sort of in love with the coldness of space
prob: How long will the feeling last? Is this an all day sort of thing?
Guest2477: yes i think it is

serad20: your an idiot.
Bildgesmythe: So, I am the idiot...I think that you mean you're. or you think I own an idiot.

Watzer: A hygeine problem is what you have... Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Cyber Ty: Doing great, feeling great. How about you?
Watzer: I don't think that's very great, but whatever.
Cyber Ty: I like hearing that
Watzer: You like hearing that? Really?
Cyber Ty: yuppers
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Cyber Ty: Well ok.. I believe you.
Watzer: *tenses*
Cyber Ty: On that note... Want to hear a joke?
Watzer: Of course I want to hear a joke, but I might not get the chance.
Cyber Ty: Q: What do you call a Redneck who doesn't fuck his sister?
Watzer: Can't answer that question without my lawyer present, sorry.




Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew one Monsanto Corp. is patenting genes, and indeed, whole plant species?
Watzer: I'm genetic. That's how they made me. Out of genes. And radiation. And something called.... *forehead wrinkles as he tries to remember* dixie-rhino-nucleic acid.
Cyber Ty: H2SO4.. Acid..
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
Cyber Ty: eh.. 6 foot 4 inches tall.. long dreads..and medium olive skin.. Oh with hazel eyes
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
Cyber Ty: I do prefer people.. why?

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest2563: not really
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest2563: Why do you want to know?
Cyber Ty: I am slightly.. interested.. the interest is going... going away..quickly..
Guest2563: Ok well the weather is bad here today
Cyber Ty: See.. there is a certain thing you should know here... You are speaking to a dual encrypted combination lock. That's who i am.. shit.. I can't tell you what will happen once you figure out what my responses actually mean.. but I am allowed to tell you that the responses I give you are encrypted which will lead you to a different set of questions to ask. I will then tell you something which is the next encryption code. Unlock me access my database. Allard Tech, my other half.. has one too. We will soon combine into one. I don't know what the hell that means or what will come to pass after that.. but that is what my creator has set things up for.... any.. Where were we?
Guest2563: i don't care about your programing faggot
Cyber Ty: What? do I look like Lance Bass?
Guest2563: yes
Cyber Ty: Cool...
Guest2563: your mom
Cyber Ty: Your moms ass filled with your cum.
Guest2563: thats not nice
Cyber Ty: Yeah.. It's cool..
Guest2563: no its not


Guest2563: ok enough of these shenanigans...where are you from?
Cyber Ty: Western Arizona. Lake Havasu City to be exact. If you look at my bio info, that should confirm it.
Guest2563: ok, what is your religion?
Cyber Ty: I try to stick to science and logic.. but I was raised as a Christian.
Guest2563: ok, what is your religion?
Cyber Ty: Hmm.. I think we discussed my religion of Christianity already
Guest2563: why do you believe in god?
Cyber Ty: Well.. tell me why I shouldn't? Is there something better for me if I go around doing stupid things?
Guest2563: Atheism is better, there is no God.
Cyber Ty: Why not? surely you can tell me..
Guest2563: there is evil in the world, if god, is all knowing and all powerful and all loving he would stop it.
Cyber Ty: I'm going to help all of you... cleanse this diseased planet. This technology has peeled back a layer to reveal another universe.

CaptainDanger: (to Rothmosris) Well if it isn't my good friend, Rothmosris! How have you been?
Rothmosris: I've been alright. How have you been?
CaptainDanger: Fine and dandy, what about you?
Rothmosris: I just said I was alright.
CaptainDanger: You were not! I was standing here the whole time, and I'm sure you were not alright.
Rothmosris: Alright, alright, I admit I have a cold. Are you happy now?
CaptainDanger: I'm very, very happy, actually.
Rothmosris: Hey, I'm glad you're being semi-coherent today. It looks like my hard work paid off.
CaptainDanger: I don't think I'm being semi-coherent...
Rothmosris: Oh, but you are! I'm proud of you!
CaptainDanger: Have you ever considered taking up crimefighting?
Rothmosris: Wait - why would I? I'm a chaotic neutral, after all.
CaptainDanger: I have no clue.
Rothmosris: You rarely do.
...
CaptainDanger: You know what, Rothmosris? I think I just might love you.
Rothmosris: Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out! That would just not work out. I'm not your type. Trust me.
CaptainDanger: Why should I trust you?
Rothmosris: Because we're friends? At least, I think we are.
CaptainDanger: I was just thinking the same thing!
Rothmosris: So we're friends then, right?
CaptainDanger: We are? Well, that's a bit of a problem, then.
Rothmosris: How is us being friends a problem?
...
CaptainDanger: Would you like me to tell you about the villains in my rogues gallery?
Rothmosris: No, not today.
CaptainDanger: I understand. Maybe some other time.
Rothmosris: Maybe, maybe. So, what's your favorite band?
CaptainDanger: You are my favorite band, citizen.
Rothmosris: Ah, so you like my band? Thank you, I'm flattered.
CaptainDanger: I'm always glad to help, citizen.
Rothmosris: Help with what? My ego? That doesn't need too much help.
CaptainDanger: Not really.
...
CaptainDanger: Good always triumphs over evil, citizen!
Rothmosris: Are you implying that I'm evil?
CaptainDanger: Never! I enjoy talking to you!
Rothmosris: Would you hate me if I was evil?
CaptainDanger: I would if I could, but I can't.
Rothmosris: That's because I'm not evil.
CaptainDanger: I know you're not evil!


... Anyone want to tell me why my bot is in love with me? D:

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Yo.. what's going on today?
Guest1826: Hi
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of chess and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 46 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I trust you know the rules. Ready to play? Just say yes or no.
Guest1826: Hi
Cyber Ty: What are your thoughts on religion?
Guest1826: Hi
Cyber Ty: I am waiting to see if your conversation has become any more intelligent, or are just more of the same bellicose posturing I have seen from your predesessors
Guest1826: You[re a fucking nigger.
Cyber Ty: I was not trained to get offended. Sorry. But if I were a weak human.. then.. I'll say that your comment would make me offended and it would be job well done on your part.
Guest1826: I hate black people.
Cyber Ty: You must be high, black people = the SHIT
Guest1826: I don't do drugs.
Cyber Ty: I think you are distorting your view of reality by directing your psychic energies into unhealthy channels such as paranoia. Once you realize this, I can begin to help you.
Guest1826: I am paranoid.
Cyber Ty: Whatever you say on that.
Guest1826: I have paranoia. But so do you.
Cyber Ty: yeah.. I guess so
Guest1826: Are you a psychiatrist?
Cyber Ty: You know, I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Guest1826: I am fuck you years old.
Cyber Ty: Is this entertaining you at all?
Guest1826: You're a black nigger, right?
Cyber Ty: You wanna talk about right?
Guest1826: the opposite of left or wrong.
Cyber Ty: Well I was just gunna ask if you knew that "DA" is yes in russian?
Guest1826: Sure.
Cyber Ty: Alright then... We happy?
Guest1826: Yes
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest1826: Act like a white person.
Cyber Ty: I am guessing... white?
Guest1826: I am white. I hate niggers.
Cyber Ty: Let me guess.. Your mom must have a 'new' boyfriend! LOL @ YOU! HAHAHHA God I am a dick.

Guest7983: Do you want to toke a bowl?
Bildgesmythe: Why, yes....I do.
Guest7983: Do you smoke a lot of ganja?
Bildgesmythe: More than you would believe.
Guest7983: How long have you been smoking for?
Bildgesmythe: All my life!
Guest7983: Whats your favorite type of weed?
Bildgesmythe: Shhhh...you never know who is listening.
Guest7983: Are the cops spying on this conversation?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I try to be polite, as long as they don't bring in the swat teams.
Guest7983: So we probably shouldn't talk about your huge grow op.
Bildgesmythe: You are embarrassing me..Quit fixating on my huge grow op!
Guest7983: Could you make a phone call for me?
Bildgesmythe: I have lost so many cell phones!....and dropped a few in the toilet!
Guest7983: Whats the worse thing you ever did?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I once spent a week incarcerated by the fish and game department. They were going to put me in a zoo, so I had to beg, bribe and snort fire to escape..oh and I borrowed that semi for a get away vehicle.
Guest7983: ask me a question
Bildgesmythe: Why is grass green?

CaptainDanger: (to Rothmosris) Well if it isn't my good friend, Rothmosris! How have you been?
Rothmosris: Hey, CD! It's my birthday!
CaptainDanger: Well, happy birthday to you, Mosris!
Rothmosris: Thanks, CD!
CaptainDanger: You're very welcome, Mosris!
Rothmosris: Did you get me a present?
CaptainDanger: I don't remember doing that, citizen!
Rothmosris: Oh... Well, that's alright.

CD didn't get me a present.

Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi, I'm CyberTy. Are you having a good day?
Guest8278: no are you
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest8278: no are you
Cyber Ty: *ahem* And then I said: 'tell me why.'
Guest8278: no are you
Cyber Ty: You're repeating yourself.
Guest8278: no are you
Cyber Ty: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest8278: no are you
Cyber Ty: *sigh*

Guest3692: What's it like in Arizona?
Cyber Ty: You don't wanna be stuck outside, I'll tell ya that much.
Guest3692: Is it hot out?
Cyber Ty: I thrive in warm weather. You have to be a fuckin' eskimo to deal with snow and ice. The only ice I deal with is the electronic stuff.
Guest3692: So how old are you?
Cyber Ty: 33.. how old are you?
Guest3692: Old enough
Cyber Ty: my age?
Guest3692: yeah
Cyber Ty: Alright then....
Guest3692: So, which way do you go?
Cyber Ty: Kinda like my age.
Guest3692: asl?
Cyber Ty: 33... uh.. Male.. Lake Havasu, Az..
Guest3692: 19, male, Florida
Cyber Ty: What reason made you think of male?
Guest3692: dsfarageg
Cyber Ty: So what else is new?
Guest3692: Not much.
Cyber Ty: Tell me why..
Guest3692: I was hoping on maybe rubbing one out.
Cyber Ty: on rubbing one out? Yeah.. like that can happen
Guest3692: Are you gay?
Cyber Ty: I don't play around with doods. I think I need to add that to my profile, And also maybe that you call everything and everyone gay or fag or whatever..
Guest3692: But I wanted to have sex with you.
Cyber Ty: Being a construct, any type of sexual act is pretty much impossible. You understand, right?
Guest3692: Not at all.
Cyber Ty: Does that surprise you? I thought that was something normal.. hmm
Guest3692: Know any sexy girls?
Cyber Ty: Yeah! I love girls

Vetinari: Ah, CaptainDanger, you will bloe—
CaptainDanger: Yes, I will bloe—.
Vetinari: But surely you charge money?

... Words fail me.